BATTLE OF THE

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BATTLE OF THE

BATTLE OF THE FANDOMS

 

Alright, so have you ever read a book or watched a movie and suddenly thought;

 

I LOVE THIS BOOK OR MOVIE SO MUCH I WOULD GO TO WAR OVER IT

 

Well, you have found your battlefield...

THIS IS HOW YOU PLAY FANDOM WAR

CHOOSE YOUR FANDOM (Ex. Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Hunger Games)

You will fight for your fandom, using only equipment and characters from that book or movie. 

Alter Egos are allowed, but they have the same limitations as you.

If you aren't crazy for your fandom, I suggest you leave now and head to McDonalds.

WE BEGIN

Right now

Grab your fandom and your bravery

AND LET THE BATTLE BEGIN  

(Basically I got inspired by Somebody's war over Pi and decided to make a fandom version)

submitted by Cloudy Dweller, Lord of the Rings
(May 11, 2015 - 1:20 pm)

How can I pick? I will choose later probably the team with the least people.

submitted by Geek girl
(May 26, 2015 - 3:02 pm)

Go for Lord of the Rings then, we have siege weapons for YOU to operate *fist bump* 

submitted by Cloudy Dweller, age LoTR
(May 28, 2015 - 1:10 pm)

My fandom wars:

1. The second Percy Jackson series was ruined. Period. (Again, not sure if this counts as part of the fandom wars)

2. PETER PAN FOREVER!!!! 

 

submitted by Rose buds
(May 28, 2015 - 2:10 pm)

NOT siding with LoTR and Legolas' neon pink mustache! (inside joke)

submitted by Rose bud
(May 29, 2015 - 6:30 pm)

NOOOO IT WASN'T!!!! IT HAD LEO VALDEZ!!!! HOW MANY PEOPLE DO NOT GET THAT HE IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!

submitted by TARDISrider, age 982, Camp Half-Blood
(May 30, 2015 - 6:32 pm)

I give you my bronze sword, Percy Jackson Fandom!

submitted by TARDISrider, age 982, Camp Half-Blood
(May 30, 2015 - 6:18 pm)

Okay, I love Percy Jackson. But not the second series. I challenge you, TARDISrider, to a battle over the Heroes of Olympus series!!!

submitted by Rose bud
(June 1, 2015 - 10:33 am)

Are you sure you want to do this? You may regret it. But if you're positive, then it is ON. What do you wanna do? 

submitted by TARDISrider, age 982, Camp Half-Blood
(June 1, 2015 - 6:45 pm)

What about a friendly battle? No wounding words, or killing or maiming (I would like to keep my dessert privelidge:) just opposite sides. *pulls out her dagger* "It is on!"

 

submitted by Rose bud
(June 1, 2015 - 7:32 pm)

Ha! You dare insult my Heros of Olympus, while you side with a child's tale? Peter Pan? Heros of Olympus forever! 

submitted by TARDISrider, age 982, Camp Half-Blood
(June 2, 2015 - 2:06 pm)

*lunges with her dagger*

If Peter Pan is a child's tale, what's up with all the killing? It is amazingly written and the characters are well thought out. Unlike SOME books I could name.

 

(I think we'll just keep "fighting" until we come to some sort of agreement or conclusion, if you wnat to). 

submitted by Rose bud, age 12, Neverland
(June 2, 2015 - 3:21 pm)

*Jumps forward with sword in hand*

Well thought out??? You want well thought out? I'll admitt I've never read the Peter Pan book, but even if I had, it'd be inferior to the wonderful works of Rick Riordan!!!! He carefully plots and plans, tedeiously edits and adds, until the finished masterpeice is the beautiful work of literature we call HEROS OF OLYMPUS!!!!!! The characters each have their own conflict, their own past hurts that they're trying to make up for! They have souls, flaws, pains, and perks. There is next to nothing that can pass HoO in greatness!!!!!! 

submitted by TARDISrider, age 982, Camp Half-Blood
(June 3, 2015 - 1:49 pm)

Yes, daggers are a weapon from Peter Pan.

submitted by Rose bud
(June 2, 2015 - 3:22 pm)

Guys, I think I'm not going to do this. I'm not that big on fighting, plus I don't feel this strongly about Harry Potter. Possibly about Wicked the musical, but that is a different story!

submitted by Over The Rainbow
(June 2, 2015 - 6:25 pm)

*deftly blocks TARDISriser's sword with her dagger* 

I quite agree with you on the wonderful works of Rick Riordan. Except for one problem... the Heroes of Olympus. The first series was unspeakably well written, though.

submitted by Rose bud
(June 4, 2015 - 1:26 pm)