BATTLE OF THE

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BATTLE OF THE

BATTLE OF THE FANDOMS

 

Alright, so have you ever read a book or watched a movie and suddenly thought;

 

I LOVE THIS BOOK OR MOVIE SO MUCH I WOULD GO TO WAR OVER IT

 

Well, you have found your battlefield...

THIS IS HOW YOU PLAY FANDOM WAR

CHOOSE YOUR FANDOM (Ex. Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Hunger Games)

You will fight for your fandom, using only equipment and characters from that book or movie. 

Alter Egos are allowed, but they have the same limitations as you.

If you aren't crazy for your fandom, I suggest you leave now and head to McDonalds.

WE BEGIN

Right now

Grab your fandom and your bravery

AND LET THE BATTLE BEGIN  

(Basically I got inspired by Somebody's war over Pi and decided to make a fandom version)

submitted by Cloudy Dweller, Lord of the Rings
(May 11, 2015 - 1:20 pm)

*Untangles their weapons and swings again*

What have you against HoO?? What could possibly be so different about it that you hate?? If anything, the Heroes of Olypmus is BETTER than the first series!! I love them both, am obsessed with them even, but if I had to choose, Heroes of Olympus would win hands down!!! 

submitted by TARDISrider, age 982, Camp Half-Blood
(June 4, 2015 - 7:40 pm)

*blocks your sword and thrusts* 

The characters in HoO were fine, but I felt like Percy lost some of his... Percyness. It ended up Percy and Annabeth falling on each other and everything was miserable and stuff. That was the whole House of Hades pretty much. Also, why bring in Rome when you have so much more to finish in Greece? I felt like there were too many characters and Rick Riordan couldn't completely finish all their stories. It was different when it was just Percy. The writing wasn't bad- the plot wasn't bad- the characters weren't all bad- but I just didn't like it as much as the first series.  

submitted by Rose bud
(June 5, 2015 - 9:51 am)

*lands in the middle of confusing things*

You forgot something: THE DRAGONS!!!!

*ignites something with black fire*

Here be dragons!! Percy Jackson-ness will fall!

 

 

submitted by Shadow Dragon
(June 5, 2015 - 7:25 pm)

*Halts fight and stares in shock* Rose Bud! What have we been doing??? Here we have been fighting over the different series, when this enemy of it all comes in! I say we get back to killig each other later, and unite against this foe on the one true foundation where we both stand: PERCY JACKSON!!! THE WORKS OF RICK RIORDAN!!! WE MUST FIGHT FOR CAMP HALF-BLOOD!!! Let us put aside our petty differences for the time being and bring down this enemy!!

(or we can still fight if you want to, your choice) 

submitted by TARDISrider, age 982, Camp Half-Blood
(June 6, 2015 - 4:09 pm)

*teams up with TARDISrider* 

"Yes, we'll kill each other later. DOWN WITH DRAGONS!" 

submitted by Rose bud
(June 7, 2015 - 1:55 pm)

*Raises sword dramaticly*

DOWN WITH DRAGONS!!!! FOR PERCY!!! FOR CAMP HALF-BLOOD!!!!

 

submitted by TARDISrider, age 982, Camp Half-Blood
(June 7, 2015 - 3:34 pm)

Daffodil for Dan and Phil (and youtubers in general but mostly Dan and Phil) 

Don't you dare say it isn't a fandom; even though it's not an autho'rs creation there is a whole community dedicated to these 2 boys.

submitted by Daffodil
(June 7, 2015 - 4:50 pm)

*Charges* FOR OLYMPUS!

submitted by Rose bud
(June 8, 2015 - 10:53 am)

*Charges as well*

Hey! You know, I'm really happy with this whole allegiance thing, but what about the person we're actually supposed to be fighting? Where's Shadow Dragon? 

submitted by TARDISrider, age 982, Camp Half-Blood
(June 8, 2015 - 5:11 pm)

Hey Eragon was one of my fandoms. Don't kill my dragons. I do like Percy Jackson a little better though. TARDISrider and Rose Bud, I'll fight with you, but unless you mean Shadow Dragon, don't kill the dragons!!!

Now, my grand speech is over. LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN!!! Whoops........wrong book. 

submitted by Dragonrider o
(June 8, 2015 - 8:31 pm)

Erm, they are fighting me. 

If you don't want to fight me, you can join me! This is just for fun, anyways.

The Inheritance Cycle isn't my favorite book of out of all books, but l wanted to be original. So, please, will you join me? You can be my Rider and l feel rather lonely here. Even my AE has deserted  me.

l don't want to sound whiny, and if you don't want to join me, that's alright. 

submitted by Shadow Dragon
(June 8, 2015 - 10:29 pm)

l am here!!

“But it is one thing to read about dragons and another to meet them.” 

― Ursula K. Le Guin, A Wizard of Earthsea

"Noble dragons don't have friends. The nearest they can get to the idea is an enemy who is still alive.” 

― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

“My armor is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!” 

― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit

 

l am the darkness in every shadow,

The fire in every spark, 

The storm in every wind,

The blood in every battle.

 

l am both bird and beast,

l am darkness and darkness is l,

l am fire from the heart of the Earth,

 

What mortal doth challenge me? 

With their dull rock, and shrill roars?

They know naugh of my power and might.

But,  they will find out,

NOW! 

 

You challenge the might of the Vardan, of the Dragon Riders of old. But most of all, you challenge me, Shadow Dragon of Everlasting Darkness. You will know my wrath and my flame,

You know naught what you challenge. Be wary, for l  strike in shadows. 

For darkness you challenge, will darkness overcome.

submitted by Shadow Dragon, age Forever!, The Vardan
(June 8, 2015 - 8:46 pm)

*Lunges with sword*

WE WILL FIGHT FOREVER, AND YOU WILL FALL!!!!!!!!!! PERCY JACKSON FANDOM, UNITE WITH US!!!! HELP US BRING DOWN THIS FOE!!!!! 

submitted by TARDISrider, age 982, Camp Half-Blood
(June 9, 2015 - 7:43 pm)

*Trips Rider with tail*

What makes you think Percy Jackson is so great? 'CAUSE IT ISN'T. DRAGONS ARE ALWAYS BETTER. ALWAYS.  BESIDES, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT A DRAGON WITH MERE SWORD? 

WHY IN THE MOON DO YOU NOT LIKE DRAGONS??

*Blows a tonuge of black fire*

submitted by Shadow Dragon, age Forever!, The Vardan
(June 10, 2015 - 5:12 pm)

THERE ARE DRAGONS IN PERCY JACKSON!!!!!!!! THERE IS ONE IN (no offense intended, Rose Bud) HEROS OF OLYMPUS!!!!!!! I have to say that I agree that dragons are cool, BUT THE PERCY JACKSON FANDOM WILL FOREVER RULE!!!!!! DOWN WITH SHADOW DRAGON!!! PERCY JACKSON FOREVER!!!!

*Throws sword at bare spot in jeweled armor on Shadow Dragon's chest. Pulls out spare sword* 

submitted by TARDISrider, age 982, Camp Half-Blood
(June 10, 2015 - 5:47 pm)