BATTLE OF THE

Chatterbox: Down to Earth

BATTLE OF THE

BATTLE OF THE FANDOMS

 

Alright, so have you ever read a book or watched a movie and suddenly thought;

 

I LOVE THIS BOOK OR MOVIE SO MUCH I WOULD GO TO WAR OVER IT

 

Well, you have found your battlefield...

THIS IS HOW YOU PLAY FANDOM WAR

CHOOSE YOUR FANDOM (Ex. Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Hunger Games)

You will fight for your fandom, using only equipment and characters from that book or movie. 

Alter Egos are allowed, but they have the same limitations as you.

If you aren't crazy for your fandom, I suggest you leave now and head to McDonalds.

WE BEGIN

Right now

Grab your fandom and your bravery

AND LET THE BATTLE BEGIN  

(Basically I got inspired by Somebody's war over Pi and decided to make a fandom version)

submitted by Cloudy Dweller, Lord of the Rings
(May 11, 2015 - 1:20 pm)

@shadow dragon- I would fight with you, but I think TARDISrider just killed you. Plus I don't know if I can fight for the Inheritance Cycle and Percy Jackson if the people fighting for Percy Jackson want to kill you.

submitted by dragonrider
(June 11, 2015 - 7:42 am)

All for Percy Jackson!!!!! CHARGE *accedentally drops dagger, picks it up, and resumes charging for olympus*

submitted by Rose bud
(June 11, 2015 - 1:30 pm)

DAN AND PHIL OF ULTIMATE MEMENESS!

DAN IS FIREPROOF! HENCE THE BATTLE NAME DANISNOTONFIRE!!!! HIS BLACK CLOTHING WILL MAKE YOU SAD! HIS WINNING SMILE AND GENERAL ATTRACTIVENESS WILL CAPTURE YOUR HEART BEFORE HE TURNS HIS ARMY OF RARE PEPES ON YOU!!! HE WILL CONFUSE YOU WITH REFERENCES TO A CHEEKY NANDO'S, M8! AND YOU WILL BE DISAPPOINTED WHEN HE ONLY UPLOADS VIDEOS ONCE A MONTH AND RESORT TO WATCHING GIFS OF HIS OLD VIDEOS.

PHIL IS SO AMAZING HE WILL BLIND YOU WITH HIS POKEMON LOVING BRIGHT SHIRT WEARING DORKINESS!!!!! HENCE THE BATTLE NAME AMAZINGPHIL!!!! HE WILL CONSTANTLY MAKE ACCIDENTAL INNUENDOES AND THEN BE CONFUSED WHEN SOMEONE POINTS IT OUT! LEADING YOU TO BE CONFUSED AS WELL!!! YOU WILL WANT TO REACH OUT AND TOUCH HIS SOFT BLACK FRINGE BUT HE WILL CONFUSE YOU WITH HIS CLASSIC ENGLISH POLITENESS!!! YOU WILL BE INCAPACITATED FROM THE ADORABILITY!!!

THEIR BATTLE CLOTHING IS THEIR SIGNATURE OUTFITS, FRINGE GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS AND CUTE CAT WHISKERS! 

IF ALL ELSE FAILS, WE BRING OUT 2009!DAN AND PHIL!

MAIN WEAPONS: FEELS (FEELINGS OMOJBFJAVAHFHGFLGH I CAN'T EVEN TYPE FEELS YA KNOW???) AND DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!!!

BATTLE CRY: THE CAT WHISKERS COME FROM WITHIN!!!!!!

submitted by Daffodil for D+P
(June 11, 2015 - 7:24 pm)

Pulls out phaser and zaps Daffodil and dragonriders. STAR TREK!!!!!!!!! RESISTENCE IS FUTILE!!!!!!!!!

submitted by Forrest
(June 12, 2015 - 4:39 pm)

*Yanks out sword*

I am not DEAD! DRAGONS ARE VERY HARD TO KILL!

*Blows fire at Forrest and Daffidil*

DRAGONS WILL CONQUER!!!

 

submitted by Shadow Dragon, age Forever!, The Vardan
(June 12, 2015 - 6:51 pm)

YAHOOOOOOO!!!!

I have no idea whose side I'm on, but who cares! Let's go into some crazy battle and narrowly escape death many times before possibly but most likely not retreating!!!!!!! 

submitted by Dragonrider
(June 14, 2015 - 8:09 pm)

Ahhh! my affections are split! LotR, or warriors?! AAAAHHH! I like them both the same...

submitted by Wren, The tree outside
(June 17, 2015 - 4:47 pm)

LOTR FIGHT FOR MIDDLE EARTH

submitted by Cloudy Dweller
(June 19, 2015 - 2:32 pm)

*Dun dun dun dun dun duuuuuuuun dun dun duuuuuun* Whoops, wait that's the Starwars theme.. Any way, LOTR FOREVAH!

submitted by Mother Goose, age 1392, Story book
(June 17, 2015 - 4:51 pm)

I decided! Wren for Lotr! 

submitted by Wren, The tree outside
(June 21, 2015 - 2:26 pm)

I quit lol

submitted by Daffodil
(June 21, 2015 - 4:51 pm)

PJ Forever! Star Wars for eternity! Never grow up!

submitted by Rose bud
(June 25, 2015 - 3:41 pm)