Riddles! Does anyone

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Riddles! Does anyone

Riddles! Does anyone have some good ones? I'm on this other site where they were telling riddles, and so I decided that we could do it on here too! Here's one:

Alice and Emily are twin sisters, but Alice is thirteen and Emily is three. How can this be?

If you need a hint, ask me because I have one! 

 

submitted by Lena
(May 21, 2009 - 9:43 am)

Oh, I get it. LOL!

submitted by Lena
(June 17, 2009 - 5:26 pm)

Oh!  I've heard of that one! :) Except only in French . . .

submitted by Trixy ♥♡♥
(June 21, 2009 - 7:32 pm)

I have a joke-like thing: There is a cow grazing out in the pasture with her three calves. The first calf turns to her and asks, "Mama, why am I named Rosie?" The mother cow responds, "Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head." Rosie walks off. The next calf approaches their mother and asks why she is named Daisy. The mother cow says, "Because when you were born a daisy petal landed on your head". Those three continue grazing, and the last calf says, "Halkgdlkgfgiakdkafj." The other three say, "Shut up, Cinder Block."

Get it?

submitted by Koffee
(June 17, 2009 - 9:49 pm)

Hehe.

submitted by Pirocks/Enceladus
(June 18, 2009 - 3:16 pm)

I get it, good one Koffee!!!!

submitted by Kendra, age 13, The Woods betwe
(June 18, 2009 - 8:39 pm)

:D :D :D :D :D :D

submitted by Megan M., age 13, Ohio
(June 18, 2009 - 7:33 pm)

I know the answer to yours, Lena, the one about Alice and Emily. Alice has a twin that is thirteen and Emily has a twin that is three. Alice and Emily are still sisters though.

submitted by Haley L. , age 11, WA
(June 20, 2009 - 1:06 pm)

Nope, sorry! Some people already answered it correctly, but that was a good guess. If you're good at math, unlike me, you might have a hard time figuring it out, because for the right answer to be possible, we'd have to be living in the year 2013. 

submitted by Lena
(June 22, 2009 - 5:19 pm)

How many Chatterboxers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

25, and one Admin.

One to notice the old one is burnt out.

One to tell Admin that it's burnt out.

One to get a lightbulb from Admin.

One to take the lightbulb and screw it in the socket.

One to praise TNO for giving us the fabulous lightbulb.

One to point out that is was Admin, not TNO who gave us the lightbulb.

One to say that it was Edison who invented the lightbulb.

One to say that we should switch to LED lights because it's more enviromentally friendly.

One to say that's not nessecary, because climate change is a lie.

Two to keep the debate going.

One to wonder how the lightbulb evolved.

One to say that evolution is a lie.

The previous four to debate on that too.

One to wonder if all the debates will hurt the lightbulb's feelings.

One to point out that lightbulbs are inanimate.

One to write a 5 book series about The Quest for the Lightbulb.

One to write a parody of theQuest for the Lightbulb.

One to write a Stupid Senseless Smiley Story condensation of The Quest for the Lightbulb.*

One to complain that The Quest fo the Lightbulb is the greatest book ever written and get angry about the parody.

One to make "The Lightbulb Club", worshipping the lightbulb.

Three to join the lightbulb club.

One to say you should worship God, not lightbulbs.

One to say god doesn't exist.

And, one Admin to moderate the lightbulb so it can turn on.

All to stare in wonder of the lightbulb

 

*

Surprised Oh, noes! We have no light!

YellGO GET THE LIGHTBULB!!!

Surprised Ok!! *gets lightbulb* *screw it in*

::Everyone:: YAYNESS!!

 

submitted by Pirocks/Enceladus
(June 22, 2009 - 3:13 pm)

Lol, that sounds like us... :) Except I don't think we compliment TNÖ as much as everybody says.

submitted by Lena
(June 22, 2009 - 5:21 pm)

Oh, yes we do. Yes, yes, yes.

submitted by Pirocks/Enceladus
(June 24, 2009 - 4:54 pm)

If you say so. Let me guess: I'm the one to wonder if all the debates will hurt the lightbulb's feelings?

submitted by Lena
(June 25, 2009 - 8:48 am)

Ooh! *raises hand* I call debating!!!

submitted by Koffee
(June 25, 2009 - 7:21 pm)

Yes, I was thinking of you, when I put that one in. Oh, and it's 26:

One to stand bemusedly as everyone argues.

submitted by Pirocks/Enceladus
(June 26, 2009 - 12:01 pm)

Hee. That's funny. Though rather stereotyped. Oh well, as long as get to debate I will not take offense to anything said :D:D:D

submitted by Koffee
(June 29, 2009 - 2:13 pm)