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Chatterbox: Inkwell
You wake up in the morning, a normal morning, just like any other day. Besides the catchup in your ears. That was new. Just then, you hear the doorbell ring. You open your door, look down, and there is a small Pug with a collar, and tag. The tag is blank, besides a note tucked in; you read it aloud:
"You lucky person, you! This January would you like too go too the Bahamas? Too bad, if you do, because I want YOU too come to my Arctic Hotel, Hotel Happy, Sunshine, Good Times! Get ready to pack your bags and leave!
I know you, you don't know me."
Here the dog rolled her eyes.
"As I was saying, before that dog rolled her eyes at me," you gasp, "I know, shocking, right. I know when people interrupt. Anywho, as I was saying, I see your every move. However, that is not everything, I wish for you to return my message, at latest eight o'clock on January First. You must be here on exactly January Twentieth; if you come any later, you will find that Hotel Happy, Sunshine, Good Times, will have disappeared, from the face of the Earth."
You read the last line many times. "Disappeared, from the face of the Earth."? you asked.
The dog nodded. "It will turn invisible," the dog said
"WHAT?!?!?!" you asked "YOU TALK?!?!?!?!"
"Of course," the dog said calmly. "Oh, and there is more on the other side."
"Logic will be forgotten completely, no normalcy what so ever, people will die, for one of you is a murderer, we will make you feel right at home. If you die, please, ask the murderer to kindly cleanup the bloody mess; my Maid, Gwenie, never cleans things up.
Signed,
THE SINISTER KEEPER."
"My owner, the Sinister Keeper asked me to pick up from here.
'I will pick people out of the DOOMSDAY ICE BOWL daily! The one left at the end, is the MURDERE;, to come sign this.'' " The dog stops and hands you a Form, " 'It's just a few kinks that need working out.
PS, this is not optional, you must come. All things will be charged to John F.Q and CaptainRead, as well as Squeak and Danielle. '
Welp, that's it!" the dog said, as she poofed out of sight.
You look at the Form, it says the following:
'I __________,
Will not hold;
Death by: Pillow Riding,
Pillow by: Death Riding,
Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows,
Flying Penguins,
etc,
Agents the Sinister Keeper
Signed,
___________
*You may hold all things agents Maid Gwenie, she has been to jail many times.
**Ghosts can dream, and hallucinate, however, only Alter-Egos can see them.
***Cappies may stow away.
****POOFF!!
*****This was based off the Ski Lodge and The RMS Co.
******We credit the RMS Co. Because we are the hotel that you went to.
Please RSVP,
Thank you,
You will die,
Sinister Keeper.'
You read, and re-read,
You must go to Hotel, Happy, Sunshine, Good Times.
(This may look familiar, I'm bringing it back!)
submitted by The Sinister Keeper, age Immortal, The Hotel, as always
(February 1, 2015 - 12:54 pm)
(February 1, 2015 - 12:54 pm)
@Somebody: You may join.
@Cayke: Sneaking Suspension, eh? Those things are quite dangerous. Like unicorns. I am me.
(March 5, 2015 - 5:06 pm)
Did I join in time?
(March 5, 2015 - 7:01 pm)
Yaaay! You can call Agent Nightcat Nightie, or just Agent.
(March 5, 2015 - 8:38 pm)
You all may join till Day 4.
(March 5, 2015 - 7:11 pm)
Will you turn the alter egos on again? It will be very fun! Pleeease?
Ha, lol captcha says turn
(March 5, 2015 - 8:45 pm)
I turn them on and off at the most random times, as to cause more confusion. Like mid-sentence, I'll go from normal, to Alter Ego.
(March 6, 2015 - 9:29 am)
*High fives Cayke*
Yaaay! We're together! But I am going to warn you of something right now, just so you know--
Devil Owl is going to be chasing you and trying to be making you eat vegedables, and Saint Owl is going to be tailing Chaosie because the only thing she has in mind right now is being Queen, and well... let's say, if you don't watch Chaosie, you may lose your Alter Ego.
Yep! Well, I call dibs on top bunk!
(March 6, 2015 - 4:05 pm)
Packing:
Cute PJs, stuffed animal, dental hygiene stuff, extra clothes, hairbrush, hairbands, iPad, glasses...
and now for the IMPORTANT stuff!
dart guns, smoke bombs, lock picks, invisibility cloak, large, scary knife, BOOOKS! fireworks, firecrackers, incense, Fruit Basket (captcha), fruit baskets (pastry), cupcakes, pies, rope, brussels sprouts, biohazardous material, radioactive material, biohazardous AND radioactive material, candy (hahaha! I'm breaking braces rules!), hand sanitizer (cleanliness is next to godliness!), glow in the dark paint, diary (which is cursed, so don't get any ideas... if you try to read my diary you'll wish you didn't), arsenic, permanent markers (for um... decorating unsuspecting faces, we won't lie) and Quik-Kleen blood remover (again, cleanliness is next to godliness). And Mountain Dew, a lot of it.
NO WE ARE NOT THE MURDERER! I am a murderer, but not the murderer, and neither is Agent.
Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.
(March 6, 2015 - 8:27 pm)
Wait... Does Hotel Happy Sunshine Good Times have a pool? Better bring swimsuits and flip flops, just in case. Also, I forgot, baking soda and vinegar and mentos and diet coke... and a lot of spinning tops in case we need to top... and C4 and matches! And I forgot duct tape! And pad Thai and instant ramen and Fruit by the Foot and balloons. And whoopee cushions. Do not ask me how all this fits into a small Echo-class backpack (Agent is taking a backpack of the same kind also stuffed to the brim with these.
(March 6, 2015 - 10:45 pm)
And... One.. last... thing... multicolored... felt.... thread... couple needles.... scissors... buttons... for voodoo doll construction... and nails... and rope... for voodoo doll use. There! We're all set!
(March 7, 2015 - 11:30 am)
So, Cayke, what did you and Chaosie bring?
*dumps three bags on the top bunks*
Let's see... I brought three toothbrushes, toothpaste, food, swimsuits, goggles, any clothes we might possibly need, (wait a minute! I don't remember packing snowshoes!), what's my backyard doing in there??, and my owl whistle (DO NOT TOUCH THIS), BOOOOOOKS, a computer, and a sword.
Devil Owl brought (I should have expected this) his veggie weapons, including his grenades, blaster, and platter, a pencil sharper (what the heck?), a portable oven (he doesn't even cook!), an owl (wait a minute... DEVIL OWL! GET HERE RIGHT NOW! WHY IN THE WORLD DID YOU MAKE THIS?!?!?!! *destroys*), and.... a net.
Saint Owl brought NORMAL weapons, her magic knife (I'm telling you, watch out with Chaosie), extra clothes, her spy outfit, guides to murder (wait, what?), and a Reece's Peanut Butter Cups Unlimited Summoner (Devil Owl is allergic to peanut butter).
It isn't too bad being on the ceiling, is it? In fact, I've been waiting to do this for a looong time...
*turns into owl and jumps off the ceiling/floor and flies over the floor/ceiling* coool.
Oh, wait a minute! There's another bag over there!
Clode: paxy.
St.Owl: ooh, you wanted to come too? Okay. Here. *gives clode a bunk and looks in his bag*
A Guide To Speech and To Stay Hidden. Okay.
(March 7, 2015 - 9:57 am)
I think that Saint Owl is NOT the murderer, because such a great thread needs a great murderer. And as the old adage goes, "good murderers have plans; great murderers don't need any.
We aren't the murderer...
OR ARE WE? We may or may not have been crossing our fingers....
You'll have to wait to find out! But alter egos, you better watch out... Agent is set on being queen and will not let ANYTHING stop her.
Agent: FREE MOUNTAIN DEW TO ANYONE WHO VOTES FOR MEEEEEE!!!
Fruity says iczg. I see zig? Who's Zig?
(March 7, 2015 - 11:38 am)
@Secretive & Agent Nightcat:
Watch your backs. Saint Owl is.... probably even more determined than Agent Nightcat.
(March 7, 2015 - 4:47 pm)
Hey, I'm the sane one, Agent is at the battle grounds... but thanks for reminding me!
Laser alarm system, shotguns, earplugs, ultrasound generators, land mines, Incredibly Resilient Intelligence System (IRIS for short), hoverboard, security cameras and backup large scary knives.
Really, how did I not remember? Whom are rooming with?
(March 7, 2015 - 6:09 pm)
Also I think that that's around 65 things...
(March 7, 2015 - 6:18 pm)