Chatterbox: Inkwell

You wake up in the morning, a normal morning, just like any other day. Besides the catchup in your ears. That was new. Just then, you hear the doorbell ring. You open your door, look down, and there is a small Pug with a collar, and tag. The tag is blank, besides a note tucked in; you read it aloud:

"You lucky person, you! This January would you like too go too the Bahamas? Too bad, if you do, because I want YOU too come to my Arctic Hotel, Hotel Happy, Sunshine, Good Times! Get ready to pack your bags and leave!

I know you, you don't know me." 

Here the dog rolled her eyes.

"As I was saying, before that dog rolled her eyes at me," you gasp, "I know, shocking, right. I know when people interrupt. Anywho, as I was saying, I see your every move. However, that is not everything, I wish for you to return my message, at latest eight o'clock on January First. You must be here on exactly January Twentieth; if you come any later, you will find that Hotel Happy, Sunshine, Good Times, will have disappeared, from the face of the Earth."   

You read the last line many times. "Disappeared, from the face of the Earth."? you asked.
The dog nodded. "It will turn invisible," the dog said 
"WHAT?!?!?!" you asked "YOU TALK?!?!?!?!"
"Of course," the dog said calmly. "Oh, and there is more on the other side."
"Logic will be forgotten completely, no normalcy what so ever, people will die, for one of you is a murderer, we will make you feel right at home. If you die, please, ask the murderer to kindly cleanup the bloody mess; my Maid, Gwenie, never cleans things up.
Signed, 
           THE SINISTER KEEPER."
"My owner, the Sinister Keeper asked me to pick up from here.
'I will pick people out of the DOOMSDAY ICE BOWL daily! The one left at the end, is the MURDERE;, to come sign this.'' " The dog stops and hands you a Form, " 'It's just a few kinks that need working out. 
PS, this is not optional, you must come. All things will be charged to John F.Q and CaptainRead, as well as Squeak and Danielle. 
Welp, that's it!" the dog said, as she poofed out of sight.
You look at the Form, it says the following:
'I __________, 

Will not hold;

Death by: Pillow Riding,

Pillow by: Death Riding,

Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows,

Flying Penguins,

etc,

Agents the Sinister Keeper

Signed,
             ___________  


*You may hold all things agents Maid Gwenie, she has been to jail many times.
**Ghosts can dream, and hallucinate, however, only Alter-Egos can see them.
***Cappies may stow away.
****POOFF!!
*****This was based off the Ski Lodge and The RMS Co.
******We credit the RMS Co. Because we are the hotel that you went to. 
Please RSVP, 

Thank you,

You will die,

Sinister Keeper.'

You read, and re-read, 
You must go to Hotel, Happy, Sunshine, Good Times.
(This may look familiar, I'm bringing it back!)
submitted by The Sinister Keeper, age Immortal, The Hotel, as always
(February 1, 2015 - 12:54 pm)

I suspect Carolion King.

submitted by Rose bud, age 12, SC
(March 13, 2015 - 12:33 pm)

Okay, here's a riddle

 

A needle sword

A felt cap on his head

If you don't know him

You might end up dead.

submitted by Brookeira
(March 13, 2015 - 12:49 pm)

Danie:...Is that suppose...

Squeak: Uh....

Danie: To be...

Squeak: Wha....

Danie: To Be SQUEAK?!

Squeak: I don't have a needle sword!... Do I?

Danie: Uh... Wait, felt cap?... But it says him....

Squeak: adfasfsadsafsskdf;ajfas;akfjs;faksj;lkfj 

Danie: (ijustrealizedthatweareprobablywronglol) 

submitted by Squeak
(March 15, 2015 - 1:53 pm)

St.Owl, if you want Dev to stay in line, remember, Alter Egos can see ghosts.

submitted by The Sinister Keeper
(March 13, 2015 - 12:09 pm)

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH

THERE ARE GHOSTS EVERYWHERE! MERCY, MERCY, I WILL BE GOOD, I AM SORRY... UNCLE, UNCLE, MERCY, AHHHHHHHHHHH

submitted by Devil Owl
(March 13, 2015 - 3:55 pm)

*laughs hysterically*

submitted by Agent Nightcat, age Classified, HHSGT/Camp Central
(March 13, 2015 - 6:09 pm)

Top! Top! Top! Top!

submitted by Top person, age Topteen, Land of Tops
(March 14, 2015 - 1:05 pm)

Top! Top! Top! Top! Top! Top! Top! Top! Top!

submitted by Top person, age Topteen, Land of Tops
(March 14, 2015 - 4:14 pm)

I bet the murderer is SQUEAK!

submitted by Brookeira
(March 15, 2015 - 8:53 pm)

100th post!!!!!! YAY!!!!

submitted by CaykeTheCook
(March 15, 2015 - 9:41 pm)

Could you guys top this? I'm writing Day 2, it will be out within the end two days.

submitted by The Sinister Keeper, age Immortal, Horrible Screams
(March 17, 2015 - 9:01 am)

TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TIPPTY TOP. 

submitted by TOP
(March 17, 2015 - 9:53 am)

Top please! Could you guys help me top this? Tomorrow will come out tomorrow! Sorry, I keep stalling!

submitted by Top top TOP TOP TOP, age TOOOOP!!!!, TOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(March 18, 2015 - 10:30 pm)

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submitted by Top person, age Topteen, Land of tops
(March 21, 2015 - 6:22 pm)
~~~DAY 2~~~
5:03 A.M.~ 
"Poor, poor, poor Danie!" Somebody shouted, annoyingly.
"I bet it was Squeak!" Brooke said, under her breath
"Why-"
"Shut your pie hole, Squeak!" Blast shouted
"Did someone say, PIE!?" Piester exclaimed
"Oh! Oh! I know who killed me it was mufflefleflefle! Bleh! Owl! Get. Your. Feathers. Out. Of. My. Mouth!" The ghost of Danie shouted
"Never!" Was Owl's reply
~Danie's flashback, of when she died~
(This is all from her POV)
"Mmmm! ______ (I can't actually remember who it was), these pickles are amazing! I'm a gonna ask Piester if she can make 'em into a pie! Who am I kiddin'? 'Course she can! Oh, by the way, where did you get these?" I said in a jumble
"Come, I'll show you..."
So, the murder took me to a Pickle Factory, called Pullies Perfect Pickles, (please pass the pickles!)
They took me to a  room, it had a large pickle barrel, and the murder drown me in pickle juice.
Rest in Pieces, Danie, Rest in Pieces.
submitted by The Sinister Keeper
(March 23, 2015 - 8:59 am)