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Chatterbox: Inkwell
You wake up in the morning, a normal morning, just like any other day. Besides the catchup in your ears. That was new. Just then, you hear the doorbell ring. You open your door, look down, and there is a small Pug with a collar, and tag. The tag is blank, besides a note tucked in; you read it aloud:
"You lucky person, you! This January would you like too go too the Bahamas? Too bad, if you do, because I want YOU too come to my Arctic Hotel, Hotel Happy, Sunshine, Good Times! Get ready to pack your bags and leave!
I know you, you don't know me."
Here the dog rolled her eyes.
"As I was saying, before that dog rolled her eyes at me," you gasp, "I know, shocking, right. I know when people interrupt. Anywho, as I was saying, I see your every move. However, that is not everything, I wish for you to return my message, at latest eight o'clock on January First. You must be here on exactly January Twentieth; if you come any later, you will find that Hotel Happy, Sunshine, Good Times, will have disappeared, from the face of the Earth."
You read the last line many times. "Disappeared, from the face of the Earth."? you asked.
The dog nodded. "It will turn invisible," the dog said
"WHAT?!?!?!" you asked "YOU TALK?!?!?!?!"
"Of course," the dog said calmly. "Oh, and there is more on the other side."
"Logic will be forgotten completely, no normalcy what so ever, people will die, for one of you is a murderer, we will make you feel right at home. If you die, please, ask the murderer to kindly cleanup the bloody mess; my Maid, Gwenie, never cleans things up.
Signed,
THE SINISTER KEEPER."
"My owner, the Sinister Keeper asked me to pick up from here.
'I will pick people out of the DOOMSDAY ICE BOWL daily! The one left at the end, is the MURDERE;, to come sign this.'' " The dog stops and hands you a Form, " 'It's just a few kinks that need working out.
PS, this is not optional, you must come. All things will be charged to John F.Q and CaptainRead, as well as Squeak and Danielle. '
Welp, that's it!" the dog said, as she poofed out of sight.
You look at the Form, it says the following:
'I __________,
Will not hold;
Death by: Pillow Riding,
Pillow by: Death Riding,
Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows,
Flying Penguins,
etc,
Agents the Sinister Keeper
Signed,
___________
*You may hold all things agents Maid Gwenie, she has been to jail many times.
**Ghosts can dream, and hallucinate, however, only Alter-Egos can see them.
***Cappies may stow away.
****POOFF!!
*****This was based off the Ski Lodge and The RMS Co.
******We credit the RMS Co. Because we are the hotel that you went to.
Please RSVP,
Thank you,
You will die,
Sinister Keeper.'
You read, and re-read,
You must go to Hotel, Happy, Sunshine, Good Times.
(This may look familiar, I'm bringing it back!)
submitted by The Sinister Keeper, age Immortal, The Hotel, as always
(February 1, 2015 - 12:54 pm)
(February 1, 2015 - 12:54 pm)
AAAAAHHH!!!! To the tune of Yankee Doodle:
TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP (Yankee Doodle went to town)
TOP TOP TOP TOP TOOOP TOP (riding on a pooony)
TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP (stuck a feather in his hat)
TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOOOP TOP (and called it ma-ca-roooo-ni)
TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP (Yankee Doodle keep it up)
TOP TOP TOP TOP TOOOP TOOOP (Yankee Doodle daaaan-dyyyy)
TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP (mind the music and the step)
TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOOOOP TOP (and with the girls be haaaan-dy!)
(March 26, 2015 - 1:47 am)
TOP
(May 9, 2015 - 5:05 pm)
Come back Sinister Keeper!
(August 12, 2015 - 4:09 pm)