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Chatterbox: Inkwell
You wake up in the morning, a normal morning, just like any other day. Besides the catchup in your ears. That was new. Just then, you hear the doorbell ring. You open your door, look down, and there is a small Pug with a collar, and tag. The tag is blank, besides a note tucked in; you read it aloud:
"You lucky person, you! This January would you like too go too the Bahamas? Too bad, if you do, because I want YOU too come to my Arctic Hotel, Hotel Happy, Sunshine, Good Times! Get ready to pack your bags and leave!
I know you, you don't know me."
Here the dog rolled her eyes.
"As I was saying, before that dog rolled her eyes at me," you gasp, "I know, shocking, right. I know when people interrupt. Anywho, as I was saying, I see your every move. However, that is not everything, I wish for you to return my message, at latest eight o'clock on January First. You must be here on exactly January Twentieth; if you come any later, you will find that Hotel Happy, Sunshine, Good Times, will have disappeared, from the face of the Earth."
You read the last line many times. "Disappeared, from the face of the Earth."? you asked.
The dog nodded. "It will turn invisible," the dog said
"WHAT?!?!?!" you asked "YOU TALK?!?!?!?!"
"Of course," the dog said calmly. "Oh, and there is more on the other side."
"Logic will be forgotten completely, no normalcy what so ever, people will die, for one of you is a murderer, we will make you feel right at home. If you die, please, ask the murderer to kindly cleanup the bloody mess; my Maid, Gwenie, never cleans things up.
Signed,
THE SINISTER KEEPER."
"My owner, the Sinister Keeper asked me to pick up from here.
'I will pick people out of the DOOMSDAY ICE BOWL daily! The one left at the end, is the MURDERE;, to come sign this.'' " The dog stops and hands you a Form, " 'It's just a few kinks that need working out.
PS, this is not optional, you must come. All things will be charged to John F.Q and CaptainRead, as well as Squeak and Danielle. '
Welp, that's it!" the dog said, as she poofed out of sight.
You look at the Form, it says the following:
'I __________,
Will not hold;
Death by: Pillow Riding,
Pillow by: Death Riding,
Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows,
Flying Penguins,
etc,
Agents the Sinister Keeper
Signed,
___________
*You may hold all things agents Maid Gwenie, she has been to jail many times.
**Ghosts can dream, and hallucinate, however, only Alter-Egos can see them.
***Cappies may stow away.
****POOFF!!
*****This was based off the Ski Lodge and The RMS Co.
******We credit the RMS Co. Because we are the hotel that you went to.
Please RSVP,
Thank you,
You will die,
Sinister Keeper.'
You read, and re-read,
You must go to Hotel, Happy, Sunshine, Good Times.
(This may look familiar, I'm bringing it back!)
submitted by The Sinister Keeper, age Immortal, The Hotel, as always
(February 1, 2015 - 12:54 pm)
(February 1, 2015 - 12:54 pm)
Besides, if Saint Owl gets too annoying, we'll get a hair from her and make a voodoo doll. WATCH OUT SAINT OWL BECAUSE WE KNOW HOW TO MAKE AND DO EVIL WITH VOODOO DOLLS AND WE ARE NOT AFRAID TO DO SO!!!!!!
(March 7, 2015 - 6:13 pm)
Hey guys, I found a Nutri-Matic (Like in HHGTTG) in the hall! In case you didn't know, a Nutri-Matic always provides a cup of liquid almost, but not quite, entirely UNlike tea.
(March 7, 2015 - 12:52 pm)
Let's see here...
*dumps out backpack*
Books, CaptchaTreats, sleeping bag (for emergency purposes,) fireproof sleeping bag (in case the other one explodes,) books, toothbrush, notebook, books, future-telling sapphire, ten pounds of candy....Wait, what? Candy KING!!!!! Anyways, books, writing/drawing supplies, Guide to Staying Alive by Imin Trouble, books.
Yeah, I think I have everything.
(March 7, 2015 - 4:05 pm)
Oh no! I forgot the Captcha treats! Can you lend me some?
(March 7, 2015 - 11:24 pm)
Sure, why not. After all, I've decided that Clyde shouldn't have too many...they contain substantial levels of Crazy.
(March 8, 2015 - 11:12 am)
Umm... the thread isn't really dead, because people are commenting, but... post the next day soon please. I don't want to sound like I'm pushing you, and if the next day is still a work in progress... Y'know, just post a little something. Just so we know you're still alive.
Thank you,
Somebody
(March 9, 2015 - 12:36 am)
I'll write in a week or so. I've been busy. I have a job for you though... while I'm gone, keep this thread topped!
(March 9, 2015 - 8:55 am)
Sure!
TOP!! *sets off fireworks and starts a few spinning tops*
TOOOOPP!!
(March 9, 2015 - 9:33 am)
Whew! No one will die for a little bit!
In the meantime, what should I do....
Clode: btap?
St.Owl: tap dancing? No, I don't really know how.
Clode: Trly
St.Owl: Ookaay...
*dances to Grease Lighting*
Clode: goob
St.Owl: thanks! :)
(but this is getting a little boring)
Clode: sqim
St.Owl: *goes to the pool*
(March 9, 2015 - 4:08 pm)
*sees St. Owl*
Hi! *Cannonballs into pool*
Agent Nightcat: appears out of nowhere, charging like a rhinoceros toward the pool, does quadruple backflip off diving board
Somebody: Showoff.
Agent: Hey, you're just JEALOUS because you can't do that!
Devil Owl: Saint Owl I will kill you for stabbing meeee!
Saint Owl: quadruple backflips into pool, starts summoning Reese's Peanut Butter cups
Devil Owl: You haven't seen the last of me...
*runs away*
Somebody: Alter egos are so annoying.
St. Owl: Tell me about it.
Somebody: But I do like peanut butter cups.
(March 9, 2015 - 6:22 pm)
@St. Owl: Oh, us? We brought some very top secret weapons.....................*cackles*
@Sinister Keeper: Allow me to change that to......CORRECT CONJECTURE!! Here, I'll show you why. *pulls out a lot of official papers and reads*
1. Why do you post at the same time as Winter?
2. Why isn't the BLASTER present here? She usually attends stuff where the Piester is present......
3. You both post as Immortal.
Yes. That's all. *folds papers and puts in pocket*
I also have concrete proof that The Ominous is BHR........but I'll save THAT for another day. *bows, and sweeps across platform off the stage*
(March 9, 2015 - 8:21 pm)
Fine I admit it. I'm Winter. Thanks for running it. I'll write Blast in. I do know for a fact, BHR and Ommy are not the same person.
(March 9, 2015 - 9:05 pm)
Hooray!! I missed Blast, which is how I noticed. Are you SURE Ommy isn't BHR? When is the next day? I have been having a heck of a time keeping Chaosie from pieing you out of impatience. Poor St. Owl is already covered in frosting. *Chaosie cackles*
(March 10, 2015 - 1:05 pm)
Yuck. Saint Owl, Devil Owl, attack Chaosie!
Saint Owl: What do you think I'm doing?!
Devil Owl: *starts throwing brussels sprouts at Chaosie*
Chaosie: Nya, nya, nyanya, nya!
Cayke: Chaosie, apologize!
St.Owl: whatever. She won't mean it, anyway. I'm going to go take a shower.
*Saint Owl and Devil Owl keep attacking Chaosie*
(March 10, 2015 - 6:44 pm)
Ooh, ooh, I want in on the fun! *slips under invisibility cloak and starts reaching for Chaosie too*
Devil Owl: YOU! *throws Brussels sprout at where he last heard her! Hits her in the face, knocking off invisiblility cloak*
(March 10, 2015 - 9:14 pm)