Kyngdom Survival Guide
PERFORM AT BOG+BURROW!
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PERFORM AT BOG+BURROW!
PERFORM AT BOG+BURROW!
The Bog & Burrow Inn is Kyngdom's #1 venue for live performance.
We've hosted top musicians (Ssassandra, The Ramblin' Rodents), dancers (The Scaredy Cats), magicians (Fatima the Fantastic Ferret), poets (The Artist Formerly Known as PikNik), comedians (Benny the Blobfish), and many others!
If you have an act, or just an itch to perform at our open-mike night, fill out this form. You might become Kyngdom's next star performer.
BOG & BURROW INN PERFORMANCE APPLICATION
YOUR NAME: ________________
NAME OF GROUP/BAND/ACT: ________________
OTHER GROUP MEMBERS: ________________
TYPE OF ACT (MUSIC, MAGIC, POETRY, COMEDY, ETC.): _______________
TOTAL SPACE NEEDED: less than one sq inch ___ less than 10 sq ft ___ more than 100 sq ft ___
INSTRUMENTS OR PROPS NEEDED: _____________
WARDROBE OR COSTUMES NEEDED: ______________
ADDITIONAL OBJECTS/SERVICES NEEDED (PYROTECHNICS, SPLASH SHIELD, ETC.): ____________
DANGER LEVEL: 1 ___ 2 ___ 3 ___ 4 ___ 5 ___
REQUIREMENTS FOR DRESSING ROOM (SPECIAL FOODS, ETC.): _____________
PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR ACT IN A PARAGRAPH, INCLUDING SAMPLE SONG NAMES, LYRICS, POEMS, JOKES, ETC.: ______________________
PROMOTIONAL POSTER: OPTIONAL (PLEASE ATTACH)
DON’T CYPHER US, WE’LL CYPHER YOU.
submitted by Wigbig, the rabbit, Bog & Burrow Inn
(April 8, 2016 - 12:49 pm)
(April 8, 2016 - 12:49 pm)
BOG & BURROW INN PERFORMANCE APPLICATION
(May 29, 2016 - 9:54 am)
I can have a SailHaven band play here. They play special steam-powered insturments that are hard to find in Kyngdom nowadays. Anyone interested?
(June 2, 2016 - 8:52 pm)
Thisleclaw~
I gasped and started jumping up and down. "omigoshomigosh OMG!" I yelled. "DUBSTEP?!?!?! DO THEY PLAY DUBSTEP???????"
Elliot just stared at me like I was insane. Well, I guess anyone would react that way...
(June 18, 2016 - 8:02 pm)
Well, more like electronic. Sorry.
(June 25, 2016 - 12:13 am)
ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!! Can I write about being a waitress at B&B Inn??? I REALLY REAAAALLLLYYYYY WANT TO!
(June 18, 2016 - 8:19 pm)
I would hope so. It would give a unique and interesting perspective to the story. And really, there must be someone to keep everything going. An inn isn't just a public place with tables and chairs. There's food that someone has to make and serve, performances to be scheduled and announced, and probably some rooms upstairs, like a tiny hotel, that would have to be cleaned and booked and kept track of.
(June 26, 2016 - 2:04 pm)
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You know what? I'm gonna write about working at the Bog & Burrow Inn!
I'M SO EXITED!!!
Part 1
Thisleclaw~
I descend into underground tunnel that lead to the Bog & Burrow Inn. It
was dark, but my fox eyes where no mach for the suppressing shadow. As I
continued down the tunnel I heard a soft hissing sound of the underground
waterfall. I pulled out the flier for the B&B Inn, forgetting where to go
now.
I read the directions aloud as I walked. “Turn right at the underground
waterfall and then take a sharp left at the root system that kind of looks like
a sleeping porcupine…”
I looked up from the flier to see the complicated roots. “It really does
look like a sleeping porcupine!” I giggled. “I think I’ll name it Asgore!”
“Thisleclaw?” I heard a voice come from my left. I turned to see Wigbig, the
rabbit come into view.
“Wigbig? What are you doing here?” I asked “I thought you where gonna wait for
me at the Bog & Burrow Inn.”
“I was, but I thought you’d get sidetracked by the porcupine.” He/she (I’m
sorry! I don’t know your gender!) said.
“Ha ha, very funny.” I said sarcastically. “You know me too well.”
I hope people liked my writing! I also hope that people will start doing stuff like this more often! anywhooooo... THISLECLAW OUT!!!
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(June 18, 2016 - 9:09 pm)
Ghah!!! what's with all the wierd gibberish at the beggining and end of my writing?!?! So wierd...
(June 19, 2016 - 8:22 pm)
I think it's code, like what programs computers and stuff.
(January 7, 2017 - 9:41 am)
When can we start polling? Our cast is anxious, and Bonjour wants to eat ALL OF B&B'S CHEESE! I MUST HAVE CHEESE! MWAHAHAHA!
Bonjour! Stop it!
We really do want to preform soon, so PLEASE don't let this die!
(June 23, 2016 - 11:01 am)
"radioing to BIG headquarters"i call "well? what is it?"a very snobby voice asks "i heard something here at the bog and burrow" i reply "mr.g i think it was a rabbit talking to a human the-" "well" "i heard the human say-" "WELL" "i heard him say that that 'A.B.I.G.O. was almost ready to attack"
"okay. so?" "SO WE HAVE EVEN MORE TROUBLE ON OUR HANDS-" "oh i know. i know"
(June 23, 2016 - 4:59 pm)
A.B.I.G.O. i ready to attack
(June 23, 2016 - 5:50 pm)
~Lucy~
Lucy makes her way into the strange inn called Bog & Burrow. She is six and way too young to be wandering around on her own, but who cares? She's hungry and hated the food that her parents made.
"Excuse me," she starts, sitting down by myself at a small table as she waves to a waiter. "I want a salad made from ginko leaves, washed with lychee juice, with a side of Hesperide apples. Make sure it's cold, exactly 40 degrees Farenheit--"
His mouth drops open. "Repeat? Which apples again?"
"Hesperide apples." she says again. "You know, the shiny gold ones? Super precious?"
"Little girl, how old are you? And do you even have the money to pay for these expensive things?"
"I am six."
He bursts out into laughter at that.
"I'm six and I have a lot of money, but I want that apple RIGHT NOW!" I scream that last part really loudly, so that a group of owls at the next table turn and stare. "NOW!!"
"Okay, Little Miss Human Queen, I'll get you your food."
"Make sure it's cold! Exactly--" He cuts me off.
"Yes, yes, I get it. Now I'm going to go to the chef, tell him to make your salad--"
"--And my apples!"
"--Yup, I know so be quiet and shut up."
(June 28, 2016 - 7:18 am)
Gared's GAme
(July 28, 2016 - 4:56 pm)
I slip into Bog and Burrow, my recorder ready to record in my pocket. Let's see what preformance they have today....and, yikes. I attract stares from all over. Likely, I'm the only human (except for Icy, Anwen, Wiseowl, and Info Chan/Vivean) who ever comes here... Time for a plan B.
My CAPTCHA says dyuk. Duck? What the-*ducks* SERIOUSLY!? A BOTTLE OF ROOT BEER FLYING AT MY HEAD?!
(June 28, 2016 - 7:27 am)