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The A.B.S.U.R.D.
Thank you for clicking on this thread. This is the Amusing Baby Sitting Unsafe Ridiculous Daycare. You have been invited to join an adventure in which normal people like you will go on an adventure involving babies, danger, diapers, and one Best Caretaker Of Them All. You will be assigned a baby and you will have to ensure that he or she stays safe throughout your dangerous mission. The most responsible person will win a prize and go down in the CB Hall Of Fame as the first Best Caretaker Of Them All. I am The Headmistress, who is always watching you through her big screen TV and high-quality cameras with a bottle of soda in her hand. Anyway, here are the rules:
-You MUST like babies and obsess over how adorable they are.
-If you are afraid of diapers, do not fear, they will be the least of your worries. *cackles*
-Pack whatever you want and think is necessary.
-All people will have their names picked out of the Decisive Diaper. The first person I pick will be The Best Caretaker of Them All.
-No Alter Egos. They don't sound very responsible anyway.
-I don't know how often I'll be able to update, but I promise at least once a week.
I believe that is all. If you have any questions, just ask. This begins on March 21st, so hurry!!
Signed,
The Headmistress of A.B.S.U.R.D.
P.S. Be prepared for weirdness and messes.
P.P.S. If you guess who I am, that's fine. It won't make any difference to the story.
P.P.P.S. I'm sorry, but if you join in the middle it might make things really confusing, and you won't have a chance of being the winner.
P.P.P.P.S. Are you still here? Sign up already!!
submitted by The Headmistress, age classified, A.B.S.U.R.D.
(March 13, 2015 - 2:35 pm)
(March 13, 2015 - 2:35 pm)
Count me in!
I will pack a baby rattle, a bottle of toothpaste, two balls of string ( one yellow, one multicolored), a bag of Hershey kisses ( in case I get hungry), 10 bottles of my special homemade baby food ( in case the baby gets hungry), a blanket, some large, non-choking-hazard Legos, a really, really strong rope, milk for the baby and water for me.
PS. My baby food is cool, because it changes it's flavor to adapt to your likings. It also has all the nutrients a baby needs.
Whoa, CAPTCHA=zyvx
(March 13, 2015 - 3:20 pm)
Thanks for joining!! And also, TOP!!
(March 13, 2015 - 5:14 pm)
I'll do it!
What is in my suitcase is confidential. And I love babies!! So cute!
(March 13, 2015 - 6:15 pm)
I love children! I must join!!
(March 13, 2015 - 6:16 pm)
OMG, did you guys notice that Winter's post came through in like 1 min?!! And thanks for joining!!
(March 13, 2015 - 6:20 pm)
Let's see, CAPTCHA food, baby food, Cadbury chocolate, RMEs, sleeping bags, tents, teddy bear. And my magic staff.
(March 13, 2015 - 9:02 pm)
Yay! Brookeira, I was really hoping you'd join and you did!! I don't know why, but you were always first in my mind when thinking of people for this. =)
(March 14, 2015 - 12:14 am)
Hello! I am new! Happy Pi Day! It's 3/14/15! Celebrate extra hard at 9:26! I use too many exclamation points!
I wish to join. I will bring my house and all of its contents in a very large suitcase.
(March 14, 2015 - 9:11 am)
Thanks for joining!! Can you please give me a name? "The" sounds hard to address someone. =)
(March 14, 2015 - 11:41 am)
This really looks like a copy of mine. But that's mischief, so you could be coming over to my place.
(March 14, 2015 - 10:01 am)
Gosh, Ellie, I promise I was not thinking of yours when I made this, at all!! Besides, this is a DAYCARE, while yours is a MISCHEIF SCHOOL. The only thing similar is my name, I guess. But even that isn't so close a resemblence that you can accuse me of copying. =) Also, I already signed up at your thing. Do you want to join mine?
(March 14, 2015 - 12:59 pm)
The Headmistress, you're CaykeTheCook! Don't try to deny it; I KNOW YOU, CAYKE!
Anyways. A.B.S.U.R.D. I will be bringing a copy of everything ever produced in the world, ever. Yes, it's a lot, but I have a pretty big suitcase.
(March 14, 2015 - 2:11 pm)
Nora!! You joined AT LAST!!! And oh yeah, I'm totally Cayke!! I wasn't trying super hard to hide it, anyway. I'm glad it was YOU who discovered me though!! Thank you, thank you, thank you for joining!!! So, I'm thinking I'll start when I've got 10 people. So far, let's see, we've got:
Over The Rainbow, whom I shall call Rainbow.
SAVVY44x, who shall be shortened to Savvy.
Winter Firefly, who shall on occasion be called Winter.
Brookeira, who will be called.....uh.....Brooke.
"The", whom I will give the awesome name of T.H.E.
Nora The Singer, whom I will call Nora.
There. That's.........six people. I've got room for four more!! Hurry, admission ends March 20th. (I'll post the first day next Saturday.)
(March 14, 2015 - 4:41 pm)
Joining.
(March 14, 2015 - 7:33 pm)
Count me in.
I will bring: Baby food, food for myself, books to read to children, blankets, guide to babysitting, toys, first aid kit, a lot of other stuff that will be needed.
Sadly, I do not have any little siblings, but many little cousins even a one month old. I just adore little kids.
(March 15, 2015 - 9:24 am)