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Thank you for clicking on this thread. This is the Amusing Baby Sitting Unsafe Ridiculous Daycare. You have been invited to join an adventure in which normal people like you will go on an adventure involving babies, danger, diapers, and one Best Caretaker Of Them All. You will be assigned a baby and you will have to ensure that he or she stays safe throughout your dangerous mission. The most responsible person will win a prize and go down in the CB Hall Of Fame as the first Best Caretaker Of Them All. I am The Headmistress, who is always watching you through her big screen TV and high-quality cameras with a bottle of soda in her hand. Anyway, here are the rules:
-You MUST like babies and obsess over how adorable they are.
-If you are afraid of diapers, do not fear, they will be the least of your worries. *cackles*
-Pack whatever you want and think is necessary.
-All people will have their names picked out of the Decisive Diaper. The first person I pick will be The Best Caretaker of Them All.
-No Alter Egos. They don't sound very responsible anyway.
-I don't know how often I'll be able to update, but I promise at least once a week.
I believe that is all. If you have any questions, just ask. This begins on March 21st, so hurry!!
Signed,
The Headmistress of A.B.S.U.R.D.
P.S. Be prepared for weirdness and messes.
P.P.S. If you guess who I am, that's fine. It won't make any difference to the story.
P.P.P.S. I'm sorry, but if you join in the middle it might make things really confusing, and you won't have a chance of being the winner.
P.P.P.P.S. Are you still here? Sign up already!!
submitted by The Headmistress, age classified, A.B.S.U.R.D.
(March 13, 2015 - 2:35 pm)
(March 13, 2015 - 2:35 pm)
Dearest Diary,
Ack! Help! Autumn Sage and the other babies have been turned to...to stone! How is this even happening? Sorry for the bad handwriting - I'm scribbling this super fast while I ABSOLUTELY PANIC! Since there's pretty much a blizzard wherever we are, I've wrapped Autumn Sage in a fuzzy, warm sleeper with a hood and knitted booties. I have no idea if she even feels cold (I mean, she's a rock), but a good babysitter always ensures safety in the case of potential danger. Now what do I do? The others are just as worried. Some of us do have magical powers, but maybe there's another way out...actually, never mind. It's an emergency. Be right back.
Yesss! Now I can finally breathe easily. I used my sorcery finger to unfreeze the children, and they're safe and sound! They're all dressed for the weather and no one got hurt, fortunately. What's the next mission?!
Until next time,
Nora
(March 24, 2015 - 3:04 pm)
DNA, Agent,
Brookeria thinks her baby is SOOO wonderful because she was reading the Illiad when she came. Uh, yeah, no. Ari had finished both the Illiad and the Odyssey, as well as Romeo and Juliet, Hamlet, Macbeth, A Midsummer Night's dream, Jane Eyre, and Frankenstein, and was reading The Tempest when I came. Ari is by far the BEST baby.
Love,
Your Sane Counterpart,
Daria
(March 24, 2015 - 6:26 pm)
Today I took Juliette sledding. She was awesome at it! I mean, I've never seen a baby before that can sled a 40-foot hill all by themself. Then again, Brookeiria's baby is a frost elf, and Somebody's baby has read the entire works of Shakespeare, so these babies aren't exactly normal. Juliette begged me in her limited baby talk to teach her dogsledding, so I called my huskies and let her try. She, no surprise, was awesome at it. We had one horrifying moment when all the babies were frozen stiff, but Nora was her usual awesome self and saved them all. All in all, it was a great day.
-Carolion King
(March 25, 2015 - 9:15 am)
Dearest Diary,
You know what's pretty funny? Some of these girls' babies are supposedly "geniuses" or something, yet they're in a daycare. I mean, if you're a child prodigy, you can probably take care of yourself. Not to mention - Somebody is claiming that her baby, Ari, has read about a million classic works like Shakespeare before we arrived here! How would she know if that's even true? It's not like Ari can tell her...and plus, she was probably just looking at the pictures, if anything. There's no way to test whether or not she actually read the book. I know, I know, I'm getting way too worked up right now, but don't blame me. Blame sleep deprivation.
Until next time,
Nora
(March 25, 2015 - 3:08 pm)
Dearest Blast and Blue,
Holly is the most bratty child to walk the face of the Earth! I think she would love you, Blast, and you would love her.
She never listens to a thing I say, and this whole time she has been eating ice cream till she's sick!
She plays pranks on me, and is overall horrible.
Wish you were here (Not really),
-Winter
Winter,
That baby sounds awesome! No she does not! She sounds like the worst! She probably even eats blue honeyberries! Stop being such a Drama Queen, Blue! Wint, wish I could steal that baby from ya, and terrorise everyone! Oh no you don't! I-
OH WILL YOU JUST be quiet!? IF YOU DON'T, I'LL BLAST YA TO DA MOON! AND LEAVE YA THERE!
Your insane and dramatic counterparts,
=Blast and Blue
(March 25, 2015 - 4:24 pm)
Sorry Sorry Sorry!!!!!!!! I 4got I was in this!!!! Well here's my baby!! It's based off a real baby but don't worry admins I changed her last name ;). Also she's only 2 months in real life but I'll make her 6 months here because of age limits and that.
Name- Everly Reese
Gender- F
Age- 6 months
Appearance- Oh jeez idk at the moment you see she has no hair..... so let's just describe her as cute. You imagine what you want.
Likes- Sleeping, crying, her binky, and mysterious things in my bag.
Dislikes- Losing her binky (she screams if she is not holding her precious binky), having her diaper changed.
SORRY SORRY SORRY!
(March 25, 2015 - 4:29 pm)
My Dear, Dear Diary,
My baby, Ezra, is the best because he is the cutest. That's all there is to it. Of course, all the other babies are very sweet and smart, as well. The other girls are very nice and helpful, seeing as I've never babysat before. And this place is EPIC! I was sooooo terrified when the babies were turned to stone! Good thing Nora saved them! I wonder when the adventure will start...
(March 25, 2015 - 4:31 pm)
Dear Diary,
What do you do when all of your special baby food has turned carrot flavored and you're babysitting a bunny girl? Well, I figured that one out. Answer=math. I didn't know that Bunny would be so, well, odd. She calms down when I start reciting multiplication tables. Weird. Also, Bunny apparantly has some problem with her crib. She will not get into her crib, ever. When I tell her that it is time for her nap, she just dances aroung the room until I recite multiplication all the way up untill 20x20. I have to keep a multiplication table in my pocket, because I can never remember all of those numbers. And did I mention Bunny dances? She is a little ballerina, and so cute! She hops around and does little twirls, and hops some more. It is so darn adorable. Bunny is one of the strangest and cutest babies I have ever met. Actually, I'm thinking of writing a song about multiplication that she can dance to. Maybe I'll dance with her. I call her style of dancing " Rabbit Tap", and I actually put my tap shoes on ( Yes, I packed my tap shoes last minute) and tried it when nobody was looking. It was interesting, in a strange kind of way. Because, as I have mentioned, Bunny is S-T-R-A-N-G-E. And that is great. I'm glad that I picked such a queer little baby.
In Bewilderment,
Rainbow
Tot says vayy. He is happy too!
(March 28, 2015 - 2:10 pm)
I have stocked my babies' private library, but she told me in Glacian that she's read them already. I quizzed her, and she can recite them verbatim. I'm ecstatic. I told her how I once played Titania (MP played Puck) in front of the royal family.
(March 30, 2015 - 8:23 am)
So, guys, I'm sorry I couldn't post a new day, I was busy. =( Meanwhile, could you guys keep this topped for me? Thanks. =) I promise a new day as soon as possible!!
(March 30, 2015 - 10:52 am)
ALL RIGHTY!! Here 'tis:
Day 1~
The girls looked at the vast, barren landscape of snow. At last, Young Writer said, "C'mon, guys, let's get our backpacks and go, we can't stand staring here forever." "Yeah," Savvy whispered. "If this really is our mission, then we'd best be starting." So the girls slowly got their backpacks, put the babies on their shoulders, and stepped over the line that divided them from the snowy land. At once, they heard a whoosh!, and when they looked back, the door was gone. "Uh oh," Somebody said. "There goes our way to safety." "Don't worry," Nora said. "I'm pretty sure we won't need it." At that moment, thunder crashed and snow began to swirl around them. "Yeah, right." Carolion whispered, shivering. The girls began to trudge through the snow, making sure that the babies weren't getting frostbite. They had all magically gotten coats and boots, so none of them were especially cold. Brookeira's baby was having the time of it's life. Brookeira twirled it around in the snow as it created blue frost, and more than once she was left behind the others and had to run to catch up. "Stay with us," Joss scolded. "If you get lost in this blizzard, who's going to find you?" Rainbow's bunny-eared baby had gotten snowshoe hare ears, which were quite thick and furry and made it look like an Eskimo. She was singing the mutiplication tables to it, to distract it from trying to hop away and get lost. Horse Spirit Girl was faithfully rocking her little girl to sleep, T.H.E was trying to keep her baby boy from pulling her muffler off, and Winter Firefly was showing her baby how to catch fireflies. Nora, who had taken the lead of the girls, suddenly stopped.Everyone stopped with her. They were on the edge of a cliff, and below them was a beautiful valley. There was soft snow falling down into it, and as they watched, the sun suddenly peeked out of the clouds, and a majestic rainbow took form. It was a splendid rainbow, with vivid colors, and it seemed so solid that you could just ride on it. All of the girls gasped in wonder and awe, and they didn't notice that Rainbow was slightly closer to the edge than the rest. She suddenly jumped off the edge with her baby, and the CBers watched in shock as she slid down the rainbow into the valley, singing, "Somewhere over the rainbow, where the bluebirds fly, lies a land I once heard of in a lullaby......" "Oh, no!" Somebody gasped. "How are we going to get her back?" "Slide down the rainbow after her!!" Carolion yelled, jumping onto the rainbow. Nora and the girls followed. Riding the rainbow was a beautiful experience. It was kind of like being on a slide, except that the rainbow's colors glitter along the length of it, and it seems like you are always just about to fall, but you don't. The girls bumped into green grass at the bottom, and as they sat up, dazed, the babies began to giggle. I suppose it was really funny to see their babysitters all upside down and grinning goofily while they tried to sit up. They had landed in a sort of shady tree, whose leaves made a tent around them. Once they had recovered their senses, they looked around for Rainbow and the rainbow. Both were nowhere in sight. "I suppose that was her test, and that the poor girl got transported back to headquarters," Winter Firefly said thoughtfully. "I suppose so," Nora replied. "How about we sleep here for the night? It's comfy." Horse Spirit Girl said, yawning and hugging her sleepy baby. "All right," the rest of the CBers agreed. So they spent the night in the shade of the tent-tree, while the moon shined across the valley.
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No cliffhanger this time. =) I made it pretty long (647 words!!!) to make up for the delay. Hope y'all like it!! See you at headquarters, Rainbow. You did a good job. =)
(March 30, 2015 - 6:51 pm)
Wait, so do I lose? What does this mean?
(March 31, 2015 - 6:18 am)
No way! You have only been eliminated. I am randomly drawing out your names, and yours came first. The last person will be the winner. =)
(March 31, 2015 - 11:34 am)
Oh. Ok. By the way, what happened to Bunny? Does she stay with me?
Tot says uaay. No, we will not go away until I have an answer from the Headmistress.
(March 31, 2015 - 6:47 pm)
Dear Diary,
I was teaching my child, Holly, how to catch fireflies. She deliberately killed them. She caught them, then squished them! I thought it was an accident the first three times, then, the forth time she laughed, like killing them was incredibly fun!
Why in heaven's name, did I get stuck with the last child no one wanted?
Yours truly,
-WINTER FIREFLY
(March 31, 2015 - 9:45 am)