Saphira: HMMPH. YAY DEV AND DEVIN!!!! ESPECIALLY DEVIN!!!! 

Also, September, I was wondering, what book series did you get Cortana from? Also.... Dev and Devin!!! 

Sooo joining this. I'm with my AE, Rufus.

(Rufus loads pie blaster and clicks safety off)

I guess Im with Dewmor and co. 

 I WANT TO DO THIS! I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE ALLIED WITH EVIL DEVIN!

Tell you what, Dev. Leave the talking to St. and me, and you can do the veggie blasting.

Here I have some very logical, true, supportive reasons as to why you should join Dev and Devin instead of MewFour and Fúdìmó:

1. It is very true that organization can get people to great places. But in terms of fighting, sometimes the unorganized are in much better shape. Sometimes, insanity and randomly flying veggies are the best strategy. If one is unorganized, they are much more difficult to anticipate, while an organized enemy can easily be infiltrated and thus overpowered, as their carefully layered plans have been laid to waste. You see, if one finds out these plans, they are easily foiled.

2. They say Fúdìmó and MewFour should be joined because they're actual characters? THAT IS A WEAKNESS! Because they are modeled after real characters, they are much easier to predict! If you know Voldemort or MewFour, you would be able to decipher these AEs very easily. However, creatures like Dev and Devin, which come from other people's imaginations, are much harder to predict. They are ORIGINAL! Stealing someone else's character is PITIFUL and UNIMAGINATIVE!

3. They talk about alliteration. But if Dev and Devin listen to me and name their team The Destructive D's, their whole name is alliterated! Is "Purebloods" alliterated? No! In fact, if you had to think of an acronym for their name, you would make it P.B.!

4. They say evil people should not have crushes. But doesn't that make them more human? It makes them more developed and more realistic. Cold lumps of unfeeling rock are not very appealing!

5. They say that Fúdìmó will attack you. But honestly, I'd much rather battle five Voldemorts than one Devil Owl. He is quite formidable.

6. They are correct in stating they are smarter than Dev and Devin. However, they must take allies into account. Remember, Dev and Devin now have Critic A., *cough ahem* Hobbes, and me! We may possibly be the most intelligent of the Alter Egos, give or take Shifting Sands.

7. A point brought up multiple times has been whose idea this was-- Mei-xue and company's. Do you realize how pitiful this is? This is a grasping-at-straws reason! This is an argument used by those who have nothing else to turn to! If one of their first arguments is "Well, we thought of it first!", imagine what a weak team you would be signing up to!

Therefore, we have seven, well-structured and supported, truthful reasons that Dev and Devin are generally a better team than Fúdìmó and MewFour. Please, don't deal with those PITIFUL one-sentence reasons. Join the better team!

With logical persuasion, Feather.

I couldn't have put it better myself.

Please, if you skimmed over this, go back and read it, especially if you are undecided.

It took much work, has many relevant reasons, is completely truthful, and also has information that should be considered by multiple parties!

Oh, and by the way-- I had a whole unit simply on advertising for my creative writing class. I could whip up some pretty good ads... if computer editing programs would not demand a billion dollars from me.

Thank you Mei.

And since when were VEGGIES, of all things, more powerful than magic spells?

And cold, unfeeling pieces of rock don't kill goblins on a whim. 

My partner is also quite formidable. Devil Owl, with his fruit gun, oops, veggie blaster cannot compare.

An evil creature, it's INSANE amount a power has corrupted him, and he wants to make everyone his slaves. Created at a lab similar to the one that created Mewtwo, he was created to best even Mewtwo, and did. He is over 50 times more powerful than Mew and Mewtwo put together, thus, neither stood a chance and fell before his power. He can possess other Pokémon or put them under mind control, so if a Pokémon tried to fight him, he would just put him/her/it under mind control, and the Pokémon would become basically a mindless zombie. The power has overwhelmed him, all he cares about is power, and proving he is the most powerful Pokémon in the Universe. He has also killed many times. Extremely dangerous. Not even a MASTER BALL can hold him. He is too powerful. Rumors say he can absorb other Pokémon and make them part of him, thus the parts of him that are of Swellow and Groudon. Another rumor states that he can turn you inside out/turn you to ash/turn you to a pile of goo/make you feel extreme, horrible, unimaginable pain, just by looking at you in the eyes. It is said the yellow eyes turn red when he does this. This is unconfirmed however, for it is just a rumor. Caution should be advise and remember that these rumors could very well be real, so prepare yourself. 

 Actually, Genghis Khan was a Mongol, not Chinese. He attacked China. Please, don't insult my knowledge.

Now, I'm not going to deny the powers of MewFour or Fúdìmó. What I am saying is that you cannot underestimate Devil Owl, either. Although he may seem dim-witted in speech--

HEY!

--His battle is formidable. He does not only have a veggie blaster, you know; it is just his preferred weapon. I don't suppose Voldemort ever thought to himself, "Hmm! I should bring a knife too, just in case." In fact, you have already given away your weakness, rather foolishly, to be honest: Overconfidence and underestimation. Voldemort always underestimated the powers of love. Now he's dead. But Harry never underestimated Voldemort; tell me, is he dead? We are not underestimating you; you are underestimating us.

And about that overconfidence. I would really like to laugh out loud at your stupidity. You have based both of your AEs off of real things! Therefore, you are limited. Devil Owl could suddenly grow fifty feet tall and crush MewFour under his foot, and nothing you could say could argue that. But with a little bit of research, I could counter any unrealistic thing either of you do. Yes, you are powerful. But you are limited, and that is your downfall.

Thank you for listening.

2. They say Fúdìmó and MewFour should be joined because they're actual characters? THAT IS A WEAKNESS! Because they are modeled after real characters, they are much easier to predict! If you know Voldemort or MewFour, you would be able to decipher these AEs very easily. However, creatures like Dev and Devin, which come from other people's imaginations, are much harder to predict. They are ORIGINAL! Stealing someone else's character is PITIFUL and UNIMAGINATIVE! --Feather

Well, please remember that these are Æs. Æs are never easy to predict. And also, Fúdìmó is not simply Voldemort. He is Voldemort, plus every other Chinese villain you can think of. I doubt that some random owl has killed more people than Qin Shihuangdi, or Genghis Khan. So unless you are a Chinese history nerd who's also a Harry Potter nerd, I doubt that you can predict him.