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Welcome to the Evil Æ War! It is Devil Owl and Evil Devin vs. Fúdìmó and MewFour. Everyone choose your sides! Root for your team! And as for the fighters, Each team needs to choose their names, as for MewFour and Fúdìmó, how about Purebloods? And each team needs to choose a motto! And maybe Pureblood Pride fir the Purebloods, eh? Well, I'll let the Æs decide on that. They will also need to choose a mascot! Just kidding. But maybe.... So I'm not sure how this will work. Will it be an actual war? An RP? I've got a few ideas.
A) we use this thread and the Æs make threats to each other and argue over evilness and stuff. They may spread to other threads, and word gets out about war.
B) We make an RP in which there is real war. The Æs fight and stuff, and other Æs can be in it, too. They can stand on the sidelines, cheering and such.
C) not an actual battle, but a battle of wits. Different CBers than the ones who's Æs are participating in the war will come up with questions, tests, and games for the Æs.
D) All of the above. All of the Æs stay in a hotel together, and there will be challenges made by other CBers, that the participating Æs will have to complete before moving on to the next. It will also work as an RP, where the Æs can write about their day. Ex.
~Evil Devin~ I go down to the arena, where Dev is waiting for me.
So I need Clouded Leopard, Mei-Xui, and St Owl to give me their votes. My vote is D. Also, Fúdìmó and MewFour need to decide on a name and motto, as well as Dev and Devin. And as for everyone else, choose your sides! Let the Wars begin! And thanks for the great idea Mei!
submitted by Leeli
(June 3, 2016 - 12:30 pm)
(June 3, 2016 - 12:30 pm)
I took a debate class, so naturally, I will rebut every single point that Feather has made.
1. It is very true that organization can get people to great places. But in terms of fighting, sometimes the unorganized are in much better shape. Sometimes, insanity and randomly flying veggies are the best strategy. If one is unorganized, they are much more difficult to anticipate, while an organized enemy can easily be infiltrated and thus overpowered, as their carefully layered plans have been laid to waste. You see, if one finds out these plans, they are easily foiled. -Feather RANDOMLY FLYING VEGGIES? VEGETABLES? LEAVES? Oh, puh-leez. Some of us have actual spells here! Unlike those plants that you call ammunition. And Fúdìmó is the best Occlumens there ever was and will be, so he can't be "infiltrated".
(June 11, 2016 - 11:22 am)
As said above, Dev has more than a blaster up his sleeve. And have you ever been hit in the face with a vegetable flying 100 miles per hour? It hurts. I'd daresay it's quite enough to stop anyone from casting spells.
Secondly, when I said "infiltrated," I meant as in written plans stolen or plans verbalized and overheard. No matter what, if you have an army and you have a plan for this army, you're going to have to relay it somehow. One person being an excellent Occlumens will not stop a spy.
(June 11, 2016 - 2:45 pm)
They talk about alliteration. But if Dev and Devin listen to me and name their team The Destructive D's, their whole name is alliterated! Is "Purebloods" alliterated? No! In fact, if you had to think of an acronym for their name, you would make it P.B.!
"The Destructive Ds" has two words starting with D. "The Duo Destined to Destroy" has three Ds. Haha, take that!
(June 11, 2016 - 11:24 am)
After I rebutted those points, here is what Feather has left.
1. Point 1 already rebutted .
2. Point 2 already rebutted
3. Point 3 already rebutted
4. They say evil people should not have crushes. But doesn't that make them more human? It makes them more developed and more realistic. Cold lumps of unfeeling rock are not very appealing!
5. Point 5 already rebutted
6. They are correct in stating they are smarter than Dev and Devin. However, they must take allies into account. Remember, Dev and Devin now have Critic A., *cough ahem* Hobbes, and me! We may possibly be the most intelligent of the Alter Egos, give or take Shifting Sands.
7. A point brought up multiple times has been whose idea this was-- Mei-xue and company's. Do you realize how pitiful this is? This is a grasping-at-straws reason! This is an argument used by those who have nothing else to turn to! If one of their first arguments is "Well, we thought of it first!", imagine what a weak team you would be signing up to!
(June 11, 2016 - 11:28 am)
4. They say evil people should not have crushes. But doesn't that make them more human? It makes them more developed and more realistic. Cold lumps of unfeeling rock are not very appealing --Feather Human?! Human?! Your Alter Egos are seriously humans? Weak, pitiful MORTALS?????????? No thanks. Gimme some immortal Pokemons and wizards, thank you very much. And we are not cold lumps of unfeeling rock. We are freezing boulders of unstoppable diamond!!!!!!!!
(June 11, 2016 - 11:31 am)
I applaud your metaphor. However, Voldemort was undeniably human; just because you are a wizard does not mean your humanity is automatically discarded. Also, wizards are most surely not immortal, although they do live slightly longer than Muggles.
Also, keep in mind that human can be used in multiple ways. It does not only refer to a species, but also an emotional state. Pokémon are absolutely human in that respect. Do they not have thoughts and feelings? If you deny that Pokémon have emotions, you are most surely and definitely not worthy of talking about them.
(June 11, 2016 - 2:36 pm)
"Some say he died. Codswallop in my opinion. Dunno if he had enough human left in him to die."
--Rubeus Hagrid
Hahaha!!!
Also, did you even read how powerful that certain Pokemon is?
(June 11, 2016 - 5:25 pm)
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(June 11, 2016 - 11:38 am)
Hmm, St.Owl may or may not have gotten into the BEST FREAKING MIDDLE SCHOOL IN NEW YORK CITY! (excuse the caps.)
Also, really? I'd gamble that over half of those people are now DEAD. You can't summon dead Death Eaters, and besides, the ones that aren't dead are in Azkaban. I doubt you're going to be getting much help from them.
Admittedly, yes, Hèmín is the smartest witch of her age. But one genius against three (or two against five; does it matter?) are not good odds.
(June 11, 2016 - 2:40 pm)
Does St.Owl know 161 digits of pi? Is the best middle school in NYC one of the best in the UNITED STATES? Did St.Owl get a flippin' FIVE OUT OF FIVE on the E-Division Math Olympiad on her FIRST TRY? Is she in the top 2% of the world?
And people have broken out of Azkaban before. TWICE!
(June 11, 2016 - 5:22 pm)
(June 11, 2016 - 11:40 am)
It's true it wasn't your first reason, but it was in one of the first posts you made giving one-sentence reasons as to why people should join your group. I'd save the "But we thought of it first!" as a very last resort.
(June 11, 2016 - 2:41 pm)
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!! I invalidated all of your arguments, Feather! Now you have no more reasons why Devin and Dev are better than Fúdìmó and MewFour!
Take that, vegetable plant-shooter!
(June 11, 2016 - 11:42 am)
This wasn't supposed to be a debate, but for anyone who did take debate, do you think I rebutted those points well?
(June 11, 2016 - 11:43 am)
There! I have now rebuttled all of Mei-xue's rebuttles (except one, which was correct, although it was a silly argument anyway). St.Owl may not be on a debate team, but she's no stranger to arguing, and to opponents much more difficult than this.
(June 11, 2016 - 2:51 pm)