ALTER EGO THREAD!!!

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ALTER EGO THREAD!!!

ALTER EGO THREAD!!!

Open to all Alter Egos (although we do not take any responsibility in gruesome deaths). Please no sane counterparts because you spoil all the fun. 

It will be organized as follows:
The more mellow Alter Egos have their own room (Shifting, you ARE NOT MELLOW) and the insane ones have a gigantic ballroom with tables of food to utilize as you wish. Please do not attack our room--
But obviously you have no say in the matter because WE'RE TOTALLY ATTACKING THEM RIGHT?!

Deeev! Shhh! Now, as I was saying, the hyper Alter Egos WILL NOT attack us. Until we do. Be quiet. You can attack each other as you wish though.

OKAY ENOUGH TALK ALREADY! LET'S JUST START ATTACKING PEOPLE!

submitted by Feather AND DEV!
(February 15, 2016 - 8:33 pm)

Ooh, yes! I'll plan, I think Chary could preach -- even Russ! We just need to find a book with a wedding for it to quote. I could be the bridesmaid!! YAY!! So, Nova, you'll be the photographer? Excellent. 

@Dev and Puck, what are your opinions for the color scheme and decor? And the food! 

submitted by Hallia & Co.
(March 13, 2016 - 9:47 am)

Ooh! Ooh! Love it! Can I be your flower girl? Pleeeease? And Aquina can probably get Atlantis Catering to do the food! Right? So... can I be your flower girl?

Um, not sure about the food but I suppose...

Oh COME ON, it's a wedding! 

I suppose. If Dev and Puck are okay with it. 

submitted by Aquina & Pellucid
(March 13, 2016 - 12:28 pm)

Hey! Hey! I haven't finished LotR! I HAVEN'T FINISHED LOTR!

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HOLD UP! WEDDING?! I'LL DO THE VEGGIE TO ALL OF YOU!

Wait. Does that mean I have to be a bridesmaid? Please say no!

submitted by Feather AND DEV!
(March 13, 2016 - 2:03 pm)

@Feather

I think you can choose if you want to be a bridesmaid or not, but I am going to have NOTHING TO DO WITH IT! I SUGGEST YOU DO LIKEWISE, SINCE DEV DOESN'T SEEM TO REMEMBER PROPOSING!

@Dev

Can I be the best man!?!?!?!  PLEEEEEEASE!?!?!?!?

What is wrong with you?!?!?  PLEASE LET ME PART OF THIS, PUCK AND DEV!!!  IT WILL BE MY GREATEST HONOR TO BE A BRIDESMAID!!!

Hey, can I wear my LoTR costume to the wedding?  PLEASE?!?!?  

 

submitted by BABTMP, Torsten, Ect
(March 13, 2016 - 4:59 pm)

Hi Feather and Dev! So, would it be okay if I created another AE thread? I want to introduce my new AE and not have him or her be completely stampeded upon/pie blasted/whoppie cushioned to death or tragically killed in some other shape or form. It would just be like me saying my new AE and maybe others would introduce their AEs. I want to introduce tey, but I'm not sure where to...

submitted by Bibliophile , age 12, Chicago,IL
(March 13, 2016 - 8:57 pm)

Introduce him in the mellow room, then. Where s/he won't be stamped upon ect. ect.

And, if s/he's crazy, s/he can probably defend his/her self. 

submitted by Aquina W., age 13, Atlantis
(March 14, 2016 - 12:21 pm)

Sorry if that sounded rude -- I think your thread is really awesome.

Queen Lavender Agatha Lousia the 67th of Riverdale says otbh. One True Bacon Heart?

submitted by Biblio
(March 14, 2016 - 6:00 pm)

SURE BUT WE'LL INVAAAAAAAAAAAADE YOUR AE THREAD!!

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Oh good. I don't have to be a bridesmaid.

WHAT THE HECK?! WHY ARE WE GETTING MARRIED?!

ALSO WHAT'S PROPOSE?

pro·pose
prəˈpōz/
verb
verb: propose; 3rd person present: proposes; past tense: proposed; past participle: proposed; gerund or present participle: proposing
To make an offer of marriage to someone.
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submitted by Feather AND DEV!
(March 14, 2016 - 3:03 pm)

Oh come off it, Dev! Are you really so immature as you look? You and Puck were made for each other! *Sighs* Alright, Puck, what's your word on this?

submitted by Hallia
(March 14, 2016 - 6:42 pm)

Puck: Ok, so to answer all of your questions: 

First of all: No, Dev has not proposed. I don't even think that he notices me, except as an enemy!

*Runs away crying*

Joan: *Puts reporter voice on* Oh dear! Puck has gone boy crazy over the only boy whom she believes is perfecr for her, but he doesn't even notice her! What will happen next? Fortunately, I have recieved answers from Puck herself answering all of your questions.

To all the girls who would like to be bridesmaids, the answer is YES of COURSE you can be bridesmaids!

@Hallia: If you still want to do the dress, Puck requests the dress to be modest and the colors be purple and black. (Because those are here favorite colors.)

@Nova, of COURSE you can be the photographer!

@BABTMP and comp. regarding the LOTR costume(s): Puck agreed that you are allowed to wear them to the wedding, if there is going to be a wedding that is.

@Whoever is preaching, might I suggest the Princess Bride, or one of Shakespeare's plays to quote a wedding out of?

Now, I must go, and comfort Puck, but join us next time on the show, The Dramas of Puck's Life. 

submitted by Puck
(March 15, 2016 - 12:43 am)

When?

Tonight.

Where?

Wherever she is.

Who?

UGH YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN AND WHERE AND HOW AND WHEN!!!!!

Hehehe... I just love asking one-word questions that I know the answer to. But, have you got the.... you know.

Yes, I have it.

Freddy ready? 

His name's Frederic and yeah, he's ready. He's got all the shaving cream too.

Hey, Freddy and ready ryhme. How could I resist saying it?

Ugh, nevermind it doesn't matter. Do you have the.... you know.

Wait, do you mean the you know that you're supposed to have or the you know that I have?

The one with the frizzy hair!

Oh, yeah I have it.

So, everything in position?

Yep.

Good. We attack tonight. 12:30. And this time, leave something more than a fudge stain.

"rukb!" You want a rucksack? Here's one.

submitted by ChinchillaSC/CC!!!!!, age What?, Where Were-Girl Is.......
(March 14, 2016 - 3:20 pm)

Oh no! They're planning to use Pearl as a weapon! 

From what I understand, at 12 a.m., they will take advantage of Pearl becoming a werewolf, and then they'll shave her fur off or something, and then they're gonna use frizzy hair for something!

I have to warn everyone---

OH WAIT! I got a better weapon! It's Pi Day! SO . . .

*right arms clicks, then turns from human-looking arm to a fat blaster.*

LET's BLAST THEM AWAY WITH PIES!

*arm clicks again and a bunch of pies shoot out at everyone*

OH YES! AND THIS THING SHOOTS OUT 1PIE AT EVERY 3.14 seconds!

Wedding attendees, protect your bridesmaids gowns and tuxedos and LotR costumes!!!

:D 

submitted by Nova, AE Thread
(March 14, 2016 - 7:39 pm)

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submitted by Charybdis
(March 14, 2016 - 8:55 pm)

OH MY CATTAILS I FIGURED OUT HOW TO DRAW WITHOUT DRAWING!!! I hope it works...

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submitted by Hallia
(March 15, 2016 - 9:40 am)

All is peaceful in the nighttime.... Dev is sleeping in a bed of pie, and Pearl is alternately howling at the moon and ripping up her bedspread. But then, something stirs in the floorboards underneath Pearl's bed. Frederic climbed out of the floorboard and onto Pearl's bed. He threw a doggy bone at Pearl and while she tried to gnaw on it, Frederic carefully spread some shaving cream on Pearl's mouth. He added a tiny bit more to enhance the effect, and then he whispered into Pearl's ear. She nodded and tried to salute to Frederic, but it was a little awkward due to the fact that she was a wolf. Frederic nodded and waved as he climbed back into the floorboard. Meanwhile, CC was in the basement, quietly testing the jet-pack. She silently waves to Frederic as he climbs down into the basement. Frederic straps the jet-pack to his back and nods. Then, the HP soundtrack starts up. Suddenly, CC bursts from the basement in a blinding flash of pies, lightsabers, and marshmallows. Dev immediately wakes up and smiles. She and CC start a hand-to-hand duel, destroying all the cereal boxes in a hundred-mile vicinity of the fight. Pearl leaps from her bed and starts attacking Charybdis, while Hallia shouts "MAD DOG!! RABIES IS UPON US!!" But then Nova drops from the ceiling, throwing pies everywhere. CC is cornered. The AEs are winning.... but then, Frederic zooms into the room as CC releases a frizzy-haired bat on Nova. The bat throws marshmallows at every AE in the room. Frederic is plowing into AEs left and right, destroying Ming Vases everywhere he goes. And then SC shows up, with a bat wearing an army helmet and holding a miniature pie blaster. SC wields a mighty trident, controlling the waters of the earth, and wacking anyone who says Dumbledore is dumb.

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I'm letting all you AEs continue this epic saga of what will later be called by the less stuffy historians of present day; THE GREAT AE DESTRUCTION.

And yeah, I did steal that from RMS Tiny. Okay, what I was saying is that you, AEs, will-

You're taking way too long to say it, SC. Basically, what SC here was trying to say, is that you AEs will continue this saga with your viewpoint of this... this.... attack that we made on you. Of course, you can catch us, but it'll be hard. *Cracks knuckles ominously.*

Yeah.... right, what CC said.

"pwmy!" Ha! Frederic my boy! You said: "Puny AE mortals! We will crush you!!" Yeah Frederic, you got that right. OhyesIforgottomention: I'm still Chinchilla, but I'll mostly say I'm SC/CC.

submitted by Uh,SC/CC
(March 15, 2016 - 2:41 pm)