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ALTER EGO THREAD!!!
ALTER EGO THREAD!!!
Open to all Alter Egos (although we do not take any responsibility in gruesome deaths). Please no sane counterparts because you spoil all the fun.
It will be organized as follows:
The more mellow Alter Egos have their own room (Shifting, you ARE NOT MELLOW) and the insane ones have a gigantic ballroom with tables of food to utilize as you wish. Please do not attack our room-- But obviously you have no say in the matter because WE'RE TOTALLY ATTACKING THEM RIGHT?!
Deeev! Shhh! Now, as I was saying, the hyper Alter Egos WILL NOT attack us. Until we do. Be quiet. You can attack each other as you wish though.
OKAY ENOUGH TALK ALREADY! LET'S JUST START ATTACKING PEOPLE!
submitted by Feather AND DEV!
(February 15, 2016 - 8:33 pm)
(February 15, 2016 - 8:33 pm)
*jumps inside Kitkat's plane*
*starts to fly around*
Maybe this'll distract them . . .
(March 1, 2016 - 5:02 pm)
Nova, my plane is a one seater, thank you very much, and I was already in it. Thanks~
(March 2, 2016 - 2:18 am)
FINALLY!!!!! @Chary: Please stay!! We need every insane AE we can get for this invasion!
*Disables all of the traps, including the high-tech facial scanner and the anti-veggie lock*
HaHa!!! Got that part done. I feel like I'm forgetting something....
*thesauruses start falling on top of Puck*
OUCH!!!! WHY OH WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE THESAURUSES?!?!?! I THINK I'M ALLERGIC TO THEM!!!! *Runs frantically for cover inside the mellow AE's room*
Oh good, I'm in!!! *Sprinkles itching powder around the room*
@Insane AE's: Watch where you step! Teehee!!!!!
(March 1, 2016 - 6:05 pm)
I'm offended. You think I'm insane? Watch your mouth, you delinquent. I'm not one you want to cross. But u will not, repeat, NOT harm Eo-Lahallia or Russet. And if you do, then I will have to needlessly murder you.
(March 1, 2016 - 8:36 pm)
Oops. My mistake. :) And, I agree to not harming Eo-Lahallia or Russet. I mean, I'm not THAT cold-hearted.
(March 1, 2016 - 9:43 pm)
And yet you still smile. SMILE, will you? Also, I made an error. I wrote u instead of you. I meant you. Okay? PUCK! WIPE THAT SATANIC GRIN OFF YOUR FACE THIS INSTANT!!! Alright, thank you.
(March 2, 2016 - 5:55 pm)
Hi! I'm Sarah. I'm really nice and I get straight As. I love to sing and do anything Harry Potter related. My favorite character is Remus Lupin. YEP, AND I'M A WEREWOLF!!!!!!! HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE INSULT ME, OR OR PURPUSLY SLOW ME DOWN IN A RACE JUST SO THEY CAN GET THERE FIRST. BUT MARK MY WORDS! THEY'LL BE SORRY! Hey, slow down, you are not biting anyone agian. It's agaisnt your better nature. And we'll get into big trouble if we attack anyone. We might even go to jail! And if not, then our parents will! OH YEAH, THEN I'LL BITE MYSELF! I NEED BLOOD! THAT'LL SCARE THEM INTO GIVING ME WHAT I WANT! OR AT LEAST GET MY ENEMIES INTO TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLOOD! Wait, don't bite yourself! If you do, than you bite me too!! WOULD YOU RATHER I BITE MY BROTHER?!! What??!!! No!! We'd get into trouble. WELL THEN, THAT SETTLES IT. HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry guys, last week was full moon, and she's still not used to normal life. Being a werewolf is very painful. I guess you can understand part of why I love Remus Lupin. He's so brave to have to undergo such a painful transformation every month. And everyone else besides Dumbledore are really mean and won't give him a job. Just because of his Once a Month alter ego and his furry little problem. Also, he has such a beautiful story. My favorite hobby is reading Remus Lupin fanfiction.
(March 2, 2016 - 12:45 pm)
Excuse me. I believe that disabling all of the traps qualifies as Over Powered.
WE'RE AES! WE HAVE SUPERPOWERS! I COULD SAY "I KILL FEATHER" AND YOU'D BE DEAD!
Except St.Owl would never allow that so you wouldn't.
HIPOTHATICELLY!
*Hypothetically.
WHATEVER!
Also, may I mention that I went through the liberty of making five new, secret traps around the room? I'm not all coward, you know. I can do karate. I have a black belt.
WAIT. HOW'DJA GET A BLACK BELT?
I paid a visit to Saint Owl once to just meet my ancestor. She put me in deep training about How To Attack Devil Owl. Needless to say, I failed miserably, but I beat her in karate and she's a black belt.
HOW?
I'm quite flexible.
THAT'S NOT FAIR! I WANNA LEARN KARATE!
Dev, you wouldn't make it through a roundhouse kick.
IS THAT FOOD?
(March 2, 2016 - 4:48 pm)
I used to do karate! I mean, Scylla did. I watched! It was scary. She was almost a greenbelt but then quit! Feather, are you saying that Saint Owl was your predecessor? Cool!
(March 2, 2016 - 7:44 pm)
Yes, she was. When Saint Owl was, um, banished, St.Owl decided she needed to replace her. But she didn't want another Saint, so she made me instead.
Also, St. has told me to tell you all that she has virtually no experience in karate except for a few month's worth of it for about thirty minutes during afterschool once a week. She hated every bit of it.
ST. HATED IT? MAYBE I SHOULD TRY.
DON'T YOU DARE!
SERIOUSLY, ROUNDHOUSE SOUNDS YUMMY. WHAT'S IT MADE OF? STEAK?
It's a kick, Dev. A fighting move.
A KICK? OH, YOU MEAN LIKE WHEN I DO-- *briskly kicks Feather in the shin*-- THIS?
Ow! Um, ow, yes, but... more sophisticated. We have much work to do, Padawan.
IS THAT CHICKEN?! 'CAUSE I'M NOT A CHICKEN, YOU KNOW! I'M A DIFFERENT FOUL!
That's "Fowl." But you're still right.
(March 3, 2016 - 6:09 pm)
Well I'm sitting in top of you!
(March 3, 2016 - 12:22 pm)
Well, here we are, lost and alone, uncertain who to believe or how to act.
HA! THAT'S A LAUGH. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU HAVE TO LET YOUR ANGER OVERCOME YOUR OTHER EMOTIONS SO THAT WHEN ANGER IS 100% IN CONTROL, AND NO OTHER EMOTIONS CAN GUILD IT, THEN PEOPLE DEMON-ISE AND GO BEYOD MAKING ANY SENSE.
I know that. That's what you AEs are. A counterpart that resists reason once the anger gets rid of all other emotions. Then the AE gets rid of anger so that chaos ensues and the logical side of the brain is damaged, thus forcing some form of half emotions to take control of the persons mind, creating mean, even evil, thoughts.
YEAH, AND RIGHT NOW, I AM DEMANDING THAT SOMEONE TALK TO ME! I'M GETTING HUNGRY, I BIT MYSELF THIS MORNING, AND I AM NOT FEELING WELL!
Sorry, I really don't know how to control my werewolf instincts, but I'm trying. Biting is the only way I calm down, no matter how much I try to resist.
HA! YOU DON'T RESIST, IT'S A RELIEF TO BITE AND SNARL. OR WOULD YOU PREFER CRYING AND MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF?
What? No! Whenever I cry, my father and brother both keep telling me that I'm weak! I can't cry my way out anymore. But I Really think that we should be careful more to hurt anyone.
HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, until next time. I hope someone can write to me and my wolf counterpart, because I am feeling very lonely. And according to my calculations in the study of evil mathematics, if I don't get comfort, I might actually turn evil. No kidding here, I'm serious.
(March 4, 2016 - 3:35 pm)
I am not angry! I'm just slightly crazy! :D
Oh cool a werewolf! Hey! If you like biting stuff, why don't you carry around a dog bone or chew toy or something?
(March 4, 2016 - 8:59 pm)
Oh, hi! I don't have a dog, so I don't actually know where to find a dog bone or chew toys. And I don't like it. I bite out of frustration and lack of will to live. My brother can be really mean sometimes, but the minute before he was really funny. I guess he has a bigger problem with his alter ego than I do! It's really confusing, and I just don't know who to expect to find in a room. Nice Brother, or Mean Bother.
HA! THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT! I JUST WANT TO RIP OUT HIS THROAT! HE'S A DOUBLE CROSSER. HE DOESN'T DESERVE ANY RESPECT. HE JUST WANTS EVERYTHING TO HIMSELF, LIKE ALL SOON TO BE POLITICIANS!
No, you can't. Father was furious when he found out that I was biting myself. I could have killed myself! And my brother is not a politician, well, not exactly. He's pretty good when it comes to being politically correct. Just say whatever the public wants to hear. He wants to build airplanes. He says that at the age of thirty, he would have 1 million dollars in his pocket, but I will admit that he wants all the glory to himself. Which I guess is normal?
OH, YEAH, NORMAL? IS ANYTHING WE HAVE NORMAL? WE PROBABLY HAVE BETTER JUDGEMENT THAN PEOPLE OUR AGE NORMALLY DO. PEOPLE DON'T PLAN THEIR OWN FUNERALS AT ELEVEN! THEY DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE ELECTION, ABOUT AMERICA'S HUGE SEVERAL TRILLION DOLLARS DEBT! THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO WORRY EVERYDAY ABOUT THEIR FATHER'S HEART CONDITION! THEY HAVE YEARS AND YEARS TO LIVE, THEY DON'T GIVE A SECOND THOUGHT ABOUT DEATH, WHILE OTHERS CLING ON TO EVERY BREATH, GRATEFUL THAT THEY HAD MADE IT SO FAR! THEY KNOW NOTHING!!!
Hey, don't say that! Sorry, I really should try to control the wolf more. Well, at least in here it can say what it wants without worrying about being given punishment. It's a huge relief to talk here about what's going on. Please talk to me more. I want to know that someone's listening towhat I have to say. Until next time!!!!
(March 7, 2016 - 3:10 am)
THIS! IS! CHATTERBOOOXXXXXX!!!!!!!
QUICKLY! YOU MUST HELP! THEPIKLRSDO ARE ATTAKING THE WORLD!!!!!
WE NEED HELP FROM CHOCOLATE JELLY CHICKENS!!!!!!
MMMMMMRRRGGGLLLLMRRGGGLLLMMMRRRLLLLRRRLLLLLLLLLL!
(March 4, 2016 - 9:08 pm)