ALTER EGO THREAD!!!

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ALTER EGO THREAD!!!

ALTER EGO THREAD!!!

Open to all Alter Egos (although we do not take any responsibility in gruesome deaths). Please no sane counterparts because you spoil all the fun. 

It will be organized as follows:
The more mellow Alter Egos have their own room (Shifting, you ARE NOT MELLOW) and the insane ones have a gigantic ballroom with tables of food to utilize as you wish. Please do not attack our room--
But obviously you have no say in the matter because WE'RE TOTALLY ATTACKING THEM RIGHT?!

Deeev! Shhh! Now, as I was saying, the hyper Alter Egos WILL NOT attack us. Until we do. Be quiet. You can attack each other as you wish though.

OKAY ENOUGH TALK ALREADY! LET'S JUST START ATTACKING PEOPLE!

submitted by Feather AND DEV!
(February 15, 2016 - 8:33 pm)

OH YEAH! I am so excited I want to do this! 

-How? You're a highly advanced robot, Nova. Robots can't have personal preferences such I like something so--

*laughs* wow I can't believe you fell for that! Of course I don't have personal preferences! I also cannot feel emotions. So that laugh was fake, too.

-That's scary.

Would you rather want me to try and take over the world?

-Fine. Why do you want to do this anyway?

So I can practice acting as if I felt emotions

-Well, okay. Sign her up...

:D 

submitted by The Novelist, The Secret Forest
(February 15, 2016 - 11:55 pm)

*cough cough*

I have been rather lonely lately. Katydid doesn't have another AE I can play with, and she's busy.

On Valentines day I ate chocolate.

The day after Valentines day I got more chocolate for 50%

In other words I have lots of chocolate...tee hee...

Tee hee!!

MWAHAHAHA!!

SWIM IN CHOCOLATE! WE SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD WITH CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE PUDDIIINNGG, CHOCOLATE PIIEE! CHOCOLATE CAKE I WONNDDERR WHYYYY?

Katydid: that's makes no s- AUGHGU!!

OUT KATY!! HAHAHA! *Stuffs mouth with chocolate and shoves Katy out of le thread* FARE THEE WELL!!

You might be thinking I'm slightly insane right now. Well, yes, I am. Not only did I bring chocolate, I also brought my oank bag and !my joke book! Hahah!!Speaking of which..

*discreetly places whoopee cushion on Shifting's seat*

WANNA KNOW WHAT TARZAN SAID WHEN HE SAW A HERD OF ELEPHANTS IN THE DISTANCE?!? 

submitted by Grasshopper
(February 16, 2016 - 5:04 pm)

Top!

submitted by top
(February 16, 2016 - 3:50 pm)

We are soooo coming!- PSXtreme

Can I request the mellower room please?- BABTMP

(ZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPP)- Torstyn

OOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

You are so DEAD!!!!! (SPLAAAAAAT)

(SCREEEEEEEEECH)  HIYAAAAAAA!!!!! 

submitted by BABTMP, Torsten, Etc
(February 16, 2016 - 4:56 pm)

This sounds interest-             

My new AE, Tnof Dlob Eht Ni:  I'm going, with or without you. I could really care less.

I don't know, Tnof Dlob Eht Ni, you might get hurt and-

My CAPATCHA, HRH Queen Lavender Agatha Louisia the 67th of Riverdale: What the peasent girl is trying to say is that in a battle you'd be a sitting duck, unlike myself; you may know that I'm a highly skilled martial arts ninga, I took jujitsu, kick boxing, tae kwon do, karate and Aikido as well as embroidery and-

                                                         This will be a great oppurtunity for me to meet other AEs, and know Cricket better! I want to know my History! My ansestors! If I do not know the past it will repeat it's self! And for goodness sakes, I'm a figment of your imagination! Unless if you want me to, I can't get injured!

Fine! We will come. ( besides arguing, he's pretty mellow, so maybe he could get his own room?) 

HRH Queen L says cyan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

submitted by Bibliophile, age 12, Chicago,IL
(February 16, 2016 - 10:09 pm)

Oh, I am SO coming!!! *Grabs her prank bag and diary* But, I do not know if I am mellow, or insane.... I think I'm neutral.... a little help please? Just say if you think I am crazy, or not. I'm just not sure. Oh, and Grasshopper, I highly approve of the woopie cushion on Shifting's seat!!!!! Ooh... maybe we could work together for a little!!!!!!  Do you mind if I borrow your joke book for a while? Might come in handy... *Grins slyly* 

submitted by Puck
(February 16, 2016 - 10:10 pm)

Insane.

VERY, VERY INSANE.

Also, I think Shifting and Volcano are MIA. Somebody hasn't been posting that often; she said she had a lot of other interests, if I remember correctly. So a whoopie cushion on Shifting's chair might not work if she doesn't even show up.

 

submitted by Spyro
(February 17, 2016 - 6:49 am)

Mwahaha! I'll be there! If you do indeed consider me calm, I suppose I shall have mu own room. (Meekness is quite a wonderful smokescreen for insanity, is it not, Feather?) Be forewarned, I am a master—mistress—of booby traps and I have been practicing archery since reading Robin Hood... Anyhoo, it would be fun to sneak into the "Insane Room" (as I shall call it), wreak havoc, then blame it one someone else.. perhaps Puck... Wait! What? You didn't read that last sentence! 

submitted by Critic A
(February 17, 2016 - 1:30 am)

Okay, so this is the perfect thread to introduce my new AE!

Her name is Pellucid, meaning 'transparent' or 'like glass' and she's made out of glass.

Here's a picture of her, sorry I can't draw.

 

Enough with the introductions already! I can't wait to meet all of you (and destroy stuff).

I'm sick of floating around in A.'s head! HAVOC TIME! *brings down ball and chain on random table* 

 

pellucid.jpg
submitted by Aquina W., age 13, Atlantis
(February 17, 2016 - 11:21 am)

Cloud: A room FULL of insane AE's? I don't think so. I'll be in the room for SANE people

Tea: YES! SOMEONE GET MY PIE BLASTER!!!

Six: I don't know about this... It sounds fun but if I get pied in the face I will personally turn invisible and kill you with lightning.

 

 

submitted by Cloudfire, Sweet Tea, Number Six
(February 17, 2016 - 11:40 am)

CAPTCHAS AIN'T ALLOWED!
They can come if they want to. They're not sane counterparts and we didn't-

CAPTCHAS AIN'T ALLOWED!

CAPTCHAs are allowed. Look, it says right here in The AE Thread Rulebook, "Any creature that is not a sane counterpart is allowed to take part in the AE thread. However, CAPTCHAs are catagorized as 'mellow.'"
THEY BETTER NOT BE BOTHERING US.

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Oh, hello, Critic! Now I have company in the sane room. Don't play any pranks on me though. Sneak into the Insane Room if you feel the itch.

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HEY! WHAT'S PUCK DOING HERE?

She's an AE. She's allowed.

NO SHE ISN'T! IT'S PUCK, FEATHER! SHE'S LEAVING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.

Actually, she's staying. Puck, put a Whoopie Cushion on his chair for me.

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Everyone else, welcome!

And by the way, people staying in the mellow room can be kicked out for being not mellow...

submitted by Feather AND DEV!
(February 17, 2016 - 1:04 pm)

Now I must need more info on this. Someone program me with more info. So, is this like a roleplay? Or do we just keep going on about how we AE's act? 

I wonder which room I should stay in . . . *stares at all the insane AE's and at the mellow AE's*

Someone tell me if I'm insane or not.

 

submitted by Nova, age Idk, AE Thread
(February 17, 2016 - 4:29 pm)

Nova: There have been a few AE threads in the past. It's pretty much us letting our, um, (for want of a better word) insanity out. So we... (for want of a better word) talk. I suppose.

HOLD ON A MINUTE, TEA! YOU CAN'T HAVE A PIE BLASTER! I HAVE THE ONLY AE BLASTER IN THE WOOOOOOOOORLD! (Danie isn't an AE.) I THINK I EVEN GOT FEATHER TO COPYWRIGHT IT!

Not a pie blaster. Only a veggie one. She can have a blaster if she wants to.... and you will have the only veggie blaster in existence, Dev.

submitted by Feather AND DEV!
(February 17, 2016 - 5:30 pm)

*Abigail pokes head in* Is this Anti-Puck attitude a lasting affect of the camp story? 

Critic A: OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT! *Slams door in Abigail's face*

Abigail: *From behind the door* Ow, you crushed my nose!

Critic A: That was the intention. Feather, I have some cool words for you. Pulchritudenous means beautiful, and sobriquet is a person's nickname. So, if someone has a pretty nickname, then they might have a "pulchritudenous sobriquet!" Oh, and are we allowed to switch between rooms? I won't go crazy in the "mellow room", but may I escape to the Place of Lunacy? (Good name, isn't it?)

Abigail: *still outside* Do you want Ookz?

Critic A: *opens door a crack and grabs Ookz* I guess he might be nice to have...

Ookz: Kake! Plsee?

Critic A: Fine, fine, we'll go get some cake. Since you said please.

Abigail: *peeks in through keyhole* Oh, Dev, did you know that, (to quote Joan on the camp thread) Puck "might have a teensy, weensy, eensy, tiny, itty, bitty, crush on Dev"... 

Critic A: *walks in with a plate of cake* GO AWAY, ABIGAIL! 

submitted by Critic A
(February 17, 2016 - 8:26 pm)

Hey, insane people (and creatures)! We'll be coming. I'm technically an Æ, although Scylla's too dignified to call me one. But that's not the point! I do the same things that an Æ would do in a post, which is interact with the other CBers or stay silent, although I'm a little less insane. And Russ needs someone to speak for it! We'll be in the "mellow room," as you call it.


We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat! (Fred and George Weasley, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.)

Don't worry, I don't think Russ would actually do that... At least, I hope. Maybe she does...
submitted by Russ & Hallia
(February 17, 2016 - 6:39 pm)