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ALTER EGO THREAD!!!
ALTER EGO THREAD!!!
Open to all Alter Egos (although we do not take any responsibility in gruesome deaths). Please no sane counterparts because you spoil all the fun.
It will be organized as follows:
The more mellow Alter Egos have their own room (Shifting, you ARE NOT MELLOW) and the insane ones have a gigantic ballroom with tables of food to utilize as you wish. Please do not attack our room-- But obviously you have no say in the matter because WE'RE TOTALLY ATTACKING THEM RIGHT?!
Deeev! Shhh! Now, as I was saying, the hyper Alter Egos WILL NOT attack us. Until we do. Be quiet. You can attack each other as you wish though.
OKAY ENOUGH TALK ALREADY! LET'S JUST START ATTACKING PEOPLE!
submitted by Feather AND DEV!
(February 15, 2016 - 8:33 pm)
(February 15, 2016 - 8:33 pm)
TUFFGFKGU!
GUFJKGIGKKFJKUFT!
THESE PICKLES ARE EGGS!
(March 4, 2016 - 9:12 pm)
Wow. I feel so sane compared to all of you AEs.
MAYBE THAT'S A GOOD THING!!!!! I SHALL CONQUOR THE WORLD WITH PIE, FRIUT, AND INSANITY!!!!!!!!!! MYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!
Oh, don't forget chocolate cake too!
I wish I could join. But then, I don't have an AE. But technicaly I'm an AE all by myself. Like, I have contaned craziness wich is me right now, then there's the insane craziness wich is down here:
WOOHOOO LIFE IS WONDERFLY FULL OF PIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
But then I also have almost Alters:
Note: Now don't foget me. I may not be crazy and I may be elegent compared to Chinchilla, but really, an AE is not only a crazy person but also a person's view point that is written by one person. One person writing two viewpoints I should say. Well, that's all I have to say on the subject.
~ThePersonWhoWritesNotes
Oh, wait, there's only one Almost Alter. My mistake. Well. Should I make myself a sane counterpart so I can be MY FULL AURA OF WEIRDNESS HERE?! No, seriously, can I?
(March 6, 2016 - 4:58 pm)
Ok, we're back! Where were we?
I'm stuffed in a sack and Torstyn is interrorgating me through it about nonexistent defences.
Wow. Good memory.
Thanks.
I DON'T LIKE THIS SCENE ANYMORE. LET'S DO SOMETHING REALLY NUTS.
Ummm..... Like what?
TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!
Other AEs are doing that already.
OH. WHAT ABOUT TAKING OVER THE WORLD WITH CHOCOLATE JELLY CHICKENS?!?!?!?!
Also taken.
How about you shoot a ton of pies and we dress them up as Ring Wraiths?
YEAH!!! Then we can be Dwarves!!! Or Elves!!! Or Men!!! Or-
You two are taking ballet's LoTR thing waaaaaay to seriously.
Oh come on! *Slips on Elf wig(pointy ears included)* It'll be fun!!
Pleeeeeease???? *Slips on Dwarf beard* PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ!!!!!!
Ok! Ok! No need to pull the shorthand on me! *Shoots black ghostly pies and slips on black cloak* FOR I AM PSXTREME, RULER OF MORDOR AND LADY OF THE RINGS!!!! SURRENDER!!!!
Stay back Foul One! For Irewen Leafspirit has come to oppose you!
And Torstyn, son of um... Torstyn Senior!
You need a different name. My Pie Wraiths will not fight someone with such a stupid name.
How about Tiroth son of Gilim?
Ok. Redo! Action!
Stay back Foul One! For Irewen Leafspirit has come to oppose you!
And Tiroth, son of Gilim!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!
(March 8, 2016 - 6:50 pm)
Hey, BABTMP, Torsten, PSXTREME, you know I'm filming the LOTR acting, right?
Pellucid! Stop it!
Why? It's not like I'm going to give it to the other AE's.
Which means you will.
Shut up.
Wingnut: ndee
Exactly. Not a good idea.
YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE CRAZY ROOM YOU SILLY CAT!
*ducks Nova and KitKat wrestling over control of and almost wrecking the plane*
(March 9, 2016 - 3:37 pm)
WOW I JUST NOTICED A TOTAL LACK OF RESPONSE FROM CHINCHILLA'S POST!!!! Sooo, nobody knows we're here! Yesyesyes!!! Well, I propose that we rush in, throw pies everywhere, and then rush out leaving nothing but a trace of fudge on the carpet!
Woahwoahwoah. We have to wait until they answer! It's manners!
I'm a crazy part of Chinchilla. Why would I care about manners?
Well, you have a point there, if rather blunt. But, well.... it just.... uhh...... wouldn't be.... OH WHATEVER, LET'S DO IT! But, we don't have any weapons!
Waaay ahead of you, baby. I've already packed the lightsabers, fueled up the pie blasters, and even got you a trident!
Waaaiiiiit a second. You haven't by any chance been preparing for this?
What?! Nooo! It's not like I was preparing for this ever since I was born, no way!
Well, I'll let you off this time, but if you try it again... >=(
Oh. Okay. WELL THEN, LET'S CHARGE INTO THE FRY, BY TOUTAS!
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH!!!!!! WHAT HE SAID!!!!!!! CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!
"Unkg!" No way are we dragging your uncle into this, Frederic. But you can come along to if you want.
(March 10, 2016 - 3:18 pm)
Hello!
Full moon's in two weeks!
IT'S ALMOST TIME TO SNARL AND GROWL AND BITE AND EAT!
Oh, shut up. You know very well that I'm not going to let you hurt anyone.
Besides, full moon is party time! It's a time for reading Remus Lupin fanfiction, admiring Remus Lupin photographs, listening to Remus Lupin quotes on Harry Potter audiobooks, etc.etc.
AND PRETEND TO KILL UMBRIDGE AND DOLOHOV!
Fine.
YAHOO! HOWL!
Well, it looks like my wolf counterpart is under control. Yay! Remus Lupin's birthday was yesterday and it was awesome. Anyone care to talk with me? I won't bite.
(March 11, 2016 - 2:46 pm)
WE DON'T CARE!!! WE DON'T CARE!!! WE DON'T CARE FOR THE EMPRESS!!!
You mean, Pellucid, as much as the scene discribed above could have the potential to be embaressing, we love ballet and LoTR too much to care.
Uh... What BABTMP said.
Well, I don't know if you two have a social life or not,
Of course we do! We exist don't we?
But we CANNOT let that footage get into the other AE's hands!!!
OF COURSE WE CAN!!! Then we can have The War of the AE's Ring!!!
Oh! That would be SO amazing!!! PSXtreme, you could lead the insane room as Sarounelle, and then Irewen cold take the place of Arwen, and Tiroth could be Gimli, and we could fill the rest of the cast from the AEs!!!
YES!! YES!!!
NOO!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
(March 11, 2016 - 8:26 pm)
Ahem. First of all, I'm sorry I haven't been here in a while.
@Feather, WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE TOLD ME ABOUT THE 5 OTHER TRAPS BEFORE?!?! *Holds up a beartrapped foot*
@BABTMP and Comp.: Sorry, but I'm afraid that I have the footage of your little "LOTR Act" already. *Smiles mischeviously as Pellucid throws the camera over the room, and Puck catches it*
@Dev: Hey Dev., CATCH!!!! *Throws the camera towards Dev* Oh, and by the way, I'm getting a little bored over this whole "invasion" into the mellow AE's room. What do you say we retreat and continue our prank war instead? *Smiles sweetly at Dev*
(March 11, 2016 - 9:26 pm)
Whatever. It's still fun to film...
And give to other AE's. Probably Puck.
(March 12, 2016 - 1:48 pm)
Just a normal day. But something is amiss.... It's quiet... a little TOO quiet. The Darth Vader theme song starts up. Suddenly millions of CAPTCHAs burst into the Mellow AE room. Frederic is at the lead, faoming at the mouth and throwing HP books everywhere. AEs run and hide, but the CAPTCHAs know no bounds. They destroy rubber band collections, wack priceless violins with marshmallows, and generally cause chaos everywhere. Meanwhile, the Crazy AE Room is being swamped by notes and ThePersonWhoMakesNotes is scribbling furiously on a notepad. Chinchilla is wacking everyone with her fiddle, and blasting pies into the face of Dev while singing Jingle Bells. Fudge starts falling from the ceiling and pies are everywhere. The whole house is in comeplete chaos!! Pearl is getting kind of hairy and Dev is setting off fireworks while Chinchilla's not-as-crazy-as-the-person-singing-Jungle-Bells part of her is huddling in a corner weilding a lightsaber. Puck is also throwing prank sets at Pellucid. Everyone is really getting into their stride with this thing when suddenly, the Deathstar theme song is played. Both the crazyer Chinchilla and the san-ish Chinchilla disappear. Frederic and his horde of CAPTCHAs vanish in a puff of vanilla-flavoured smoke. ThePersonWhoMakesNotes vanishes. The house magically cleans itself up, and the only thing left to suggest something had happened was a small fudge stain on the carpet.
* * *
*Back in Chinchilla's house...*
THAT WAS FUN!!!!
Heheh.... yeah, it was.
"wowg!" Yeah ol' Frederic, that does deserve a 'wow'.
Can we do it again??????? Pleeeeeeaaassssse?????
NO WAY! We are never doing that thing again! IT'S GOING TO BE MUCH DIFFERENT NEXT TIME WE ATTACK, MWHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!
I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY YES!!! WHEN DO WE ATTACK???
FULL MOON.... I THINK IT'LL BE BEST.... BECAUSE THIS IS GONNA BE A LITTLE.... HAIRY!
*Everyone starts laughing evily, including Frederic.*
BEWARE!!! BEWARE THE CHINCHILLA, MASTER OF EVIL!!!! MWHAHAHAHA!!!
(March 12, 2016 - 4:20 pm)
Oh, man, that was AWESOME! Chinchilla, my compliments!
Luckily I was not in the 'mellow room' when that happened. Wingnut, were you in that?
Wingnut: zcuy
Excuse me? Zooming CAPTCHA's under you?
*Pellucid gets tripped by a charging CAPTCHA*
Oh. No wonder.
OW!
(March 12, 2016 - 8:54 pm)
Aaaww, thanks Pellucid. =)
WOW SOMEONE ACKNOWLEDGED OUR EXISTENCE!!!!! AMAZING!!!
*Wacks CC with fiddle.* Hey! Don't be rude to someone who just complimented us! Oh yes CC stands for Crazier Chinchilla because it just takes WAY TOO LONG to write Crazier Chinchilla. And I am-
SC?? SANE CHINCHILLA??
Well, I wanted to say SC in a cool voice but yes, that's me.
Note: If you're wondering what is going on with CC and SC, I'll tell you. Chinchilla has recently split in two so that she can be in this thread. She can do that. Weird, I know. I screamed and hid in the closet when she first did it. Strange, I hear far off screaming. Maybe it's a CB realizing what this means. And you know what it means? It means-
~ThePersonWhoWritesNotes
THAT THE LAND SHALL BE DESTROYED IN THE IMPENDING FLOOD OF CHAOS AND PIE!!!
No, ~ThePersonWhoWritesNotes GOING to say that it means everything is going to be so much weirder than usual. Because, let's face it, WEIRD IS USUALLY NORMAL HERE. THE WEIRD HERE IS WEIRD-WEIRD, NOT WEIRD. Like, two weirds is weird here, but one weird is normal. Gosh, I'm confusing myself. WAIT, NO, I MEANT-
What SC is TRYING to tell you is that it will get weird-weird now that Chinchilla has split in two!!! Before when she was one it was normal. As in still weird but normal for us.
BUT DON'T WORRY! Once this thread dies (Cry all you want, but it'll take some time for this thread to die.) Chinchilla shall prooooooobably re-join. Then she'll un-join when she wants to.
SO, EVERYTHING CONFUSING ENOUGH?
(March 13, 2016 - 2:27 pm)
Key: bold is cats (Fire,Lightning and Ice) italic is humans (Violet,Daisy and Rose)
Yeah so going!
umm actually Fire maybe you cats should stay home to be safe
No way! I know there are crazy people there but I can be crazy to just give me superpowers
I give you the superpower to follow instructions
That's not a superpower
be quiet!
I wonmuff
You could have just taped his mouth shut
thank you Rose you Violet and Daisy can go
What! I'm with Fire now we should go!
okay Lightning you Fire and Ice can also go Rose remove your tape
Okay
Thank you Parker. But wait Lightning we shouldn't forgive her so quickly THIS IS WAR!
*sigh* Lightning,Fire crazy room Rose you should go to I don't want everyone having pranks played on them. Violet,Daisy and Ice normal room thank you for behaving
Your welcome
Yeah
Uh huh
Wow nice enthusiasm Violet
Ug stop the sarcasm
Well sorry Daisy
(March 12, 2016 - 5:01 pm)
Ooh, Puck, I'll preach at your and Dev's wedding! Also, I know a thing or two about sewing, I can sew you a dress!! Yay I'm so excited now!!! Please let me!!
(March 12, 2016 - 10:29 pm)
AAAAHHHHH! You invaded!!!!
EVERYTHING IS BECOMING CHAOTIC!!!!!!!! *jumps out of KitKat's plane, who has given up on the fight*
Pearl, are you mellow or insane? Or both? I NEED A LIST FOR ORGANIZATION!!! Also, I can talk to you. FULL MOON!!!
*grabs Russ's Hogwart's toilet seat and slaps Dev and Puck with it*
I CAN BE THE PHOTOGRAPHER AT YOUR WEDDING!
NOW WHO WANTS A SELFIE OF ALL THIS?!!
(March 13, 2016 - 1:11 am)