ALTER EGO THREAD!!!

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ALTER EGO THREAD!!!

ALTER EGO THREAD!!!

Open to all Alter Egos (although we do not take any responsibility in gruesome deaths). Please no sane counterparts because you spoil all the fun. 

It will be organized as follows:
The more mellow Alter Egos have their own room (Shifting, you ARE NOT MELLOW) and the insane ones have a gigantic ballroom with tables of food to utilize as you wish. Please do not attack our room--
But obviously you have no say in the matter because WE'RE TOTALLY ATTACKING THEM RIGHT?!

Deeev! Shhh! Now, as I was saying, the hyper Alter Egos WILL NOT attack us. Until we do. Be quiet. You can attack each other as you wish though.

OKAY ENOUGH TALK ALREADY! LET'S JUST START ATTACKING PEOPLE!

submitted by Feather AND DEV!
(February 15, 2016 - 8:33 pm)

Psst!

Feather, Russ, Halia, and anyone else in the Mellow Room... the insane AEs are invading! We need a defence plan... does anyone know taekwondo? Or, I don't know, possess I high-powered machine gun? 

Ookz says waxn. Wax oxen, huh? He thinks we should run them over with wax oxen. 

submitted by Critic A
(February 26, 2016 - 12:21 am)

I can turn into a dragon... Admittedly a tiny one, but a dragon nonetheless. I can breathe fire!

submitted by Russ & Hallia
(February 26, 2016 - 9:55 am)

LET'S HIT THEM WITH CHAIRS!

submitted by Spyro
(February 26, 2016 - 1:37 pm)

thats good! I dont know which side I should be on... I think I'll just lounge around in the middle . . .

submitted by Nova , age Idk, AE Thread
(February 26, 2016 - 1:50 pm)

Grasshopper: Just let me...*Grabs fart gun* Got this! Also, Puck, even you cannot beat my roasting powers. You may think you are better at pranks, but you cannot beat my burn. *coughs* You know, because you're an inatimate object flung across ice.

HAHHAHAA!! WAIT....hmm...anyone have any more ammo for my Tommy gun? *Hops into plane* I'm ready to KAMIKAZE THIS STUFF. BLOODY MATUURREEEEEEEEEEEEEE-T

KIT. STAWPH. TAKE THIS BAG OF PEPPER. AND THE TEAR GAS. ALSO THE LIQUID GOLD. DISABLE THE thesaurus DEFENSES.

GOT IT. I SHALL DISABLE THE thesaurus DEFENSES  AND THEN well. Pretty much drop the pepper, tear gas, and liquid gold on them. Also pies. 

*kit and Grasshopper together* FOR MOTHER RUSSIA-NARNIA-ASGARD

submitted by Katydid
(February 26, 2016 - 2:57 pm)

Grasshopper: Just let me...*Grabs fart gun* Got this! Also, Puck, even you cannot beat my roasting powers. You may think you are better at pranks, but you cannot beat my burn. *coughs* You know, because you're an inatimate object flung across ice.

HAHHAHAA!! WAIT....hmm...anyone have any more ammo for my Tommy gun? *Hops into plane* I'm ready to KAMIKAZE THIS STUFF. BLOODY MATUURREEEEEEEEEEEEEE-T

KIT. STAWPH. TAKE THIS BAG OF PEPPER. AND THE TEAR GAS. ALSO THE LIQUID GOLD. DISABLE THE thesaurus DEFENSES.

GOT IT. I SHALL DISABLE THE thesaurus DEFENSES  AND THEN well. Pretty much drop the pepper, tear gas, and liquid gold on them. Also pies. 

*kit and Grasshopper together* FOR MOTHER RUSSIA-NARNIA-ASGARD

submitted by Katydid
(February 26, 2016 - 2:57 pm)

Oh, hello. Sorry I haven't come in sooner. This entire thread seemed somewhat...well...lets try to have only moderate levels of insanity here.

MODERATE??? WHAT NO! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? I'M GUESSING IT MEANS NO INSANITY! I REFUSE! INSANITY FOREVER! STRAWBERRY FEILDS FOREVER! STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER! I AM HOPELESS!

So, Sriracha will be in the insane room

(OH YEAH LET'S THROW POPCORN! AND HAVE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES!)

I think I'll ignore that. And Rosario (hello!) will be in the mellow room. And guys, try to remember... let's is spelled with an apostrophe.

submitted by Aj +RtRPB+sr, age !), New York
(February 26, 2016 - 3:32 pm)

Wait! I GOT A PLAN!

*touches KitKat's plane again* 

submitted by Nova , age Idk, AE Thread
(February 27, 2016 - 12:09 am)

I'm joining Mellow Room. With my flail (a ball with spikes on a chain on a metal stick used as a handle) and Aquina's... 

Aquina:  Fine. I have tear gas.

Ooh. You mean this?

Aquina: Give me that!  

submitted by Pellucid, age Crystal
(February 27, 2016 - 12:04 pm)

Huff. Grasshopper, you realise Puck is actually a very mischievous character in William Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream? Not a hockey puck. And Pellucid, there are no weapons other than natural ones like shapeshifting allowed in the mellow room!! You're scaring Russet!

submitted by Hallia
(February 27, 2016 - 1:54 pm)

OH YEAH GRASSHOPPER?!?!?!?! FYI, I AM NOT A HOCKEY PUCK!!!!!!! I AM NAMED AFTER ONE OF MY ROLE MODELS PUCK IN MIDSUMMER'S NIGHT'S DREAM, NOT A HOCKEY PUCK!!!!!!!!! Grrrr......

BTW, I can probably do anything better than you can!!! *Giggles mischeviously* 

@Hallia: Thank you for clearing that up.

@Dev: Please answer!!! The insane AE's need you and your leadership skills!!! We can't attack unless you give the signal!!!  

submitted by Puck
(February 27, 2016 - 3:45 pm)

They [Dev & Puck] will be announcing their engagement any time now. (Fred or George Weasley, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

Russet Libris La'Verne Dracora, that is not nice!! 

Whatever. I'm a leader, too, and does anyone akcnowledge me? NO, they don't! I'm just a little miscreant that means nothing! A plebian! A-

Chary, please stop! You're making me -sniffle- upset!

Oh, does oo got the sniffoos? (Hobbes, Calvin and Hobbes [I forget which book])

I'm beginning to wonder if Russ actually belongs in the Mellow Room...

I'm not sure how it would be treated otherwise. The AEs in the other room seem pretty diabolical and barbarous. Not to mention preposterous... Deranged... Quite mad, actually.

Mellow Room & Critic A, as long as Charybdis is around, I think you're going to need those thesauruses! Ubzy!

submitted by Russ, Hallia,& Chary
(February 27, 2016 - 11:07 pm)

Oh. Oops. Don't worry, I wouldn't use it on anyone who wasn't attacking me first. Russet, you're fine.

Aquina: I can summon either one large Kraken, or eighteen small-to-medium Krakens, and control water (most times)

Whenever I get destroyed, I just put myself back together again.

We can help, either way. 

submitted by Pellucid
(February 28, 2016 - 11:21 am)

 LET US CHAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

submitted by Devil Owl
(February 28, 2016 - 11:48 am)

DON'T YOU DARE! 

submitted by Critic A
(February 29, 2016 - 11:52 pm)