ALTER EGO THREAD!!!

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ALTER EGO THREAD!!!

ALTER EGO THREAD!!!

Open to all Alter Egos (although we do not take any responsibility in gruesome deaths). Please no sane counterparts because you spoil all the fun. 

It will be organized as follows:
The more mellow Alter Egos have their own room (Shifting, you ARE NOT MELLOW) and the insane ones have a gigantic ballroom with tables of food to utilize as you wish. Please do not attack our room-- But obviously you have no say in the matter because WE'RE TOTALLY ATTACKING THEM RIGHT?!

Deeev! Shhh! Now, as I was saying, the hyper Alter Egos WILL NOT attack us. Until we do. Be quiet. You can attack each other as you wish though.

OKAY ENOUGH TALK ALREADY! LET'S JUST START ATTACKING PEOPLE!

submitted by Feather AND DEV!
(February 15, 2016 - 8:33 pm)

back to the Down to Earth

I HONOUR FRED AND GOERGE AS THE GREATEST TROUBLEMAKERS OF ALL TIME. I WORSHIP THEM. I IDOLISE THEM.

Lituraly. CC has a little idol carved to look like Fred and George Weasly. 

GAAAAAAH!!!!! NONONONONONOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! YOU HAVE EMBARRASSED ME!!! NOOOOO!!!

Uh, yes I embarassed you. Who wouldn't?

So you're saying I'm a manget for embarassment? Strange, I thought I always embarassed you.

You do.

SO THEN WHY'D YOU SAY I'M A MANGET FOR EMBARASSMENT?!

I didn't, I just said; "Who wouldn't embarass CC?" because you embarass people so often that I like to embarass you just for a comeback. Get it?

Okay that cleared things up. Thanks.

Heheh... anytime, CC, anytime. 

"xeay!"  Yeah, it IS easy to embarass CC these days. Strange, I always get the idea it's just a little too easy to do it.... CC must be plotting something...

submitted by SC/CC, Still Chinchilla.....
(March 15, 2016 - 2:51 pm)

So, according to everyone who has answered, I am officially INSANE!!!! :)

@Dev: I CAN TOO STAY!!!!! I AM AN AE!!!! *Evil Laughter* Oh, and Dev, don't think you can overtake me. I WILL WIN. I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESSES. 

@Feather: No worries, I am SO putting an woopie cushion on his seat. Maybe even doing more.... *Mischevious Smile* 

All you other AE's better watch out, because Puck is ON THE MOVE!!!! *Grabs her bag to prank others*   

submitted by Puck
(February 17, 2016 - 8:06 pm)

Feather, don't worry, I won't destory the "mellow room". Well, at least not right away. Would you like me to rig up some Anti-Pie booby traps, just in case? Or, I don't know, make pointy pens rain on whoever comes in except us? Oh! I know, not pens—THESAURUSES!

submitted by Critic A
(February 17, 2016 - 8:16 pm)

As a robot, my amount of creativity is limited. -_-

*jabs computer wire into forehead for charging puposes* 

This looks wrong.

*eyes bowl of popcorn.*

Oh whatever.

*grabs bowl and throws it at random AE* 

submitted by Nova, age Idk, AE Thread
(February 17, 2016 - 8:41 pm)

WE'RE NOT DEAD!!!! WE'RE NOT DEAD!!!! 

I AM DEAD IMBECILE!!! 

WELL I MEANT WE'RE NOT GONE!!!!! DEV COME ON LET'S THROW FLAMING BRUSSELS SPROUTS PIES!!!! 

*notices huge pile of whoopie cushions on chair* Oh very funny. *summons new chair* IMBECILES 

SHIFTING IS A [censored]! 

Watch your language... the walls have sensitive ears... 

I thought Somebody said NO references! 

submitted by Shifting and Volcano, age Who cares, Various places
(February 17, 2016 - 9:15 pm)

I don't know. Am I crazy? I don't think I am. 

...Yeah, I probably am. 

submitted by Spyro
(February 18, 2016 - 6:33 am)

Critic, you are amazing.

I'll just sit over here and read while you do that.

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VOLCANOOOOOOOO!

YOU HAVE TO HELP ME DEFEAT PUCK! PUCK IS EVIL! WE HAVE TO FIGHT! USE THE CUNNING EVIL MIND YOU SECRETLY POSSES!

That's "Possess."

I DON'T CARE!
OR SHIFTING! BE CUNNING AND DESTROY PUCK FOR ME!

submitted by Feather AND DEV!
(February 18, 2016 - 12:17 pm)

Don't you hate it when you're eating rice, and suddenly you cough. It happens ALL the time because I pretty much inhale my rice.

Anyway, after you cough or sneeze, it gets all up your nose!! 

Anyway again...

SHIFTING, I WILL TAKE THE WHOOPPEE CUSHION DESIGNED FOR YOUR EMBARRASMENT, AND SLAP DEV WITH IT. OVER, AND OVER AGAIN.

*Does just that, grabbing it and slapping Dev. Each time a farting sound comes from the cushion until it deflates.*

HAAA!!! I WILL BREATHE MY BREATH INTO THE CUSHION OF FARTS AND SLAP EVEERYRYYOONNN!!! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! 

submitted by Grasshopper
(February 18, 2016 - 2:37 pm)

Sorry. I kind of went crazy there. Real smart of me. Egh. Did Volcano actually...

Aquina: Yes.

Okay. Now that I am less crazy and cleaned the popcorn off of me, I decide to join the less-dramatic insane people. Nice to meet y'all. "You will never get a second chance to make a first impression." Will Rogers ramdom quote.  

Aquina: Okay. I think Pellucid will only really be coming out on ski lodges and AE Threads

Like this one. Fun! *cleans whoope cushion off of chair, sits down* 

 

 

submitted by Pellucid
(February 18, 2016 - 3:41 pm)

Oh no, oh nooooooo....

Emerald: MWA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ultron: Anybody seen my stash of mechanical robot flaming brussel sprout pies?

I have to go... *Flees the scene*

Ultron: At last, we have complete conrol! Jarvis is no longer here to boss us around! I can finally reveal my dark side!

Haven't you already done that, like, a million times?

GRRRRRRRRR!!! And I can finally get my revenge on you for what you did over the weekend!

You mean the time I covered your chromebook with sticky honey and orange soda? Or the time I filled the teapot with tomato juice? Or the time I slipped a killer bunny into your favorite chair? 

RAAAAAAAAAAAAARR!!! *dashes after Emerald with an army of mechrobotflamingbrusselsproutpies* 

submitted by Jarvis, age ???
(February 18, 2016 - 6:58 pm)

This seems like a good time to introduce Charybdis! Chary, say hi!

:roars:

Chary! That's not nice!! Come on! Anyway, this is Charybdis. She's a whirlpool. Kind of like a tornado, but made of water and with claws and teeth flashing out of it. Very vicious, with a sharp tongue. Sharper than mine, anyway. She's not insane, but very intelligent and lives to kill and insult. And she's got a tremendous vocabulary. 
Seriously, a "tremendous vocabulary?" One would imagine you boneheads have hippoopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia! Let ME tell you about myself. So, I'm technically Scylla's sister, at least acquiesce to some old crackpot's book of mythology. But we're not, I tell you. NEVER will I fall so low as to be related to that cretin. More things about me! I'm deadly. The amount of sailor deaths I caused completely dwarfed the amount of Scy's back in the day before she came to the CB. It was especially delightful to drown those irascible Argonauts. Eventually, it wasn't as fun to drown unfortunate sailors with Scy gone. I always loved the jokes she cracked about them. I came here, maybe so it could be like those golden times.

Aw, Chary. Please don't go there! You're going to make me cry! Anyway, she'll be in the room opposite to Russ and Hallia.
submitted by Scylla
(February 18, 2016 - 7:32 pm)

TIME TO WREAK SOME HAAAAAAVOOOOOOOC!!!!!!!!!

submitted by Ditty
(February 18, 2016 - 8:21 pm)

Okay, I need a list of everyone who is in the Mellow Room so that I can program these, uh, booby traps here into NOT attacking you.

Here's the rundown of them: (They're all activated with a high-tech facial scanner so only certain people can pass without harm.)  On the doormat there's a trapdoor, there's a rabbit snare under the doorway, and if you manage to get that far, Merriam Webster's thesauruses rain on you. Oh, and there's an Anti-Veggie Blaster Lock as a precaution against Dev. Just in case... 

submitted by Critic A, age 11, DictionaryVille
(February 18, 2016 - 9:06 pm)

HEEEEY!!!!YOU CAN'T SLAP ME WITH A WHOOPIE CUSHION!! AHHH!!!!!

*sneaks off with Dev's veggie blaster and shoots it at ceiling, making it rain down broccoli and green beans*

NEXT... after the commotion, runs into mellow AE room and dodges booby traps.

"ARGHHHH WHY IS A THESAURUS  FALLING ON TOP OF ME?!! SUCH IMPORTANAT INFORMATION SHOULD NOT BE TREATED THIS WAY!!"

*with robotic strength, catches thesaurus and throws it at Critic A"

NOW IM IN THE MELLOW ROOM!!! :D 

submitted by Nova, age Idk, AE Thread
(February 19, 2016 - 1:19 am)

HEY! NOVA! NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH MY VEGGIE BLASTER! IT'S EVEN GOT A LOCK ON IT THAT I BORROWED FROM THE MASTER (good friend of mine) SO NO ONE CAN USE IT BUT ME! PLUS IT'S COPYRIGHTED!
Wait, you're in touch with the Master?!

submitted by Devil Owl
(February 19, 2016 - 12:34 pm)
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