ALTER EGO THREAD!!!
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ALTER EGO THREAD!!!
ALTER EGO THREAD!!!
Open to all Alter Egos (although we do not take any responsibility in gruesome deaths). Please no sane counterparts because you spoil all the fun.
It will be organized as follows:
The more mellow Alter Egos have their own room (Shifting, you ARE NOT MELLOW) and the insane ones have a gigantic ballroom with tables of food to utilize as you wish. Please do not attack our room-- But obviously you have no say in the matter because WE'RE TOTALLY ATTACKING THEM RIGHT?!
Deeev! Shhh! Now, as I was saying, the hyper Alter Egos WILL NOT attack us. Until we do. Be quiet. You can attack each other as you wish though.
OKAY ENOUGH TALK ALREADY! LET'S JUST START ATTACKING PEOPLE!
submitted by Feather AND DEV!
(February 15, 2016 - 8:33 pm)
(February 15, 2016 - 8:33 pm)
I might be able to help, AE to AE. I think I might have a wrench somewhere, but maybe I can help (and put an overiide chip into your works) with the blaster.
Aquina: Pellucid! How could you! Nova is Novelist's AE, and you can only work on her with Novelist's permission! Or you could just give the wrench to Nova.
You are absolutely no fun. *walks over to Nova and bends down* Okay, so what exactly do you need fixed?
(February 21, 2016 - 7:36 pm)
Finally! Sane people are sooo boring.
Gwen, you're probably in the mellow room.
Are you calling me mellow?!?
No, but you're not exactly as... insane as some of the other AE's.
YOU-YOU-INSULTOR PERSON!!
Great comeback.
I may not be too insane, but I'll show you... LET THE MURDERING BEGIN!!!!
Gwen! No mudering!
*Grins evily*
Ahem. I'm not responsible for any murders she commits.
(February 21, 2016 - 12:59 pm)
Please don't kill us! (Someone had to have said that in a book before!)
(February 21, 2016 - 7:16 pm)
Su cuy'gar! I think I shall be in the mellow-- hang on a second. CURIO!!! GET YOUR KARKIN' TRACKING DEVICE OFF MY POMPOM TAIL, THANK YOU NOT SO VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!
Ahem. That's better. Curio - that's my sane counterpart - tries to micromanage my life. It's very insulting, really. It's not as if I go around murdering people. Or any such thing. Yeah. Uh-huh. Totally.
Okay, fine, I occasionally go burn a village of helpless Shoe People, but they're shoes for goodness' sake! They're flammable! I can hardly resist!
Anyway, I'm in the mellow room. Please.
See? You see that? Yes, Curio, I can too be polite!!
(February 21, 2016 - 8:15 pm)
Well, if you're in the mellow room, then I'm as good as in it too! I don't trust you to not harm any of the rightful inhabitants.
(February 22, 2016 - 10:02 am)
Well . . .
"AHHH! Get away from me!!!"
Sorry, that was my fear mode talking. It's kinda like an AE . . . hey I invented a new thing! An CBer's AE's AE! Nah that's silly. Anyhow, I need my Fear Mode to be temporarily disbaled, for it's getting quite annoying lately. -_-
"NOO!" *reaches for any type of blaster*
Nope. Not doing that . . . *sits on hand* So uh, hmmm, open my main compartment, and you will see over a hundred wires tightly packed together and each in a different color.
You then have 10 seconds to cut the scarlet one. If you cut any of the others, I will probably self-destruct and blow everyone up.
Note: Novelist did not build me so don't blame her.
(February 22, 2016 - 3:19 am)
*Shoots all of Nova's wires with a brussels sprout*
(February 22, 2016 - 4:17 pm)
ps. it might be better just to leave it alone...
(February 22, 2016 - 3:20 am)
I would like to introduce you all to my AE, Zoe-
It's Grace.
Excuse me?
I have changed my name to Grace.
Grace? But that's like, so not you. Youa re not graceful or nice or sweet.
I AM IN LOVE WITH IRONY. I WANT TO HAVE AN IRONIC NAME.
oKAY OKAY.....
But I am also named Zoe.
Wait what. Is it for...oh, yeah, I forgot you have conflicting personalities. One mintue you have a raging temper and somtimes rude sarcasm, then you-
OH MY GOSH WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP YOU KNOW NOTHING I DO NOT HAVE CONFLICTING-
*voice changes dramtically*
Hey, does anyone have a lollipop?
*giggles insanely*
I really like lollipops.
....and the next minute you're timid and childish.
But you know what.......I WANT TO BE GRAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stop changing your mind. I named you. I created you.....by accident.
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What are you DOING? HOW ARE YOU-
asdasdIasdasdHAVEasdaTHEasdasdsdMOUSE.
Seriously, please...
*sighs*
Alright, from now on you are Grace.
Oh, wow, thanks so much. Hey, you know from now on
(February 22, 2016 - 11:12 am)
(February 22, 2016 - 8:02 pm)
Yeah...
Hey! How about, since you know which wire to cut, You can fix youself while I tie your blaster arm to... A table leg, or something... And if you explode, we will have a very large crater in the floor and lots of little pieces of me. Which can put themselves back together again.
(February 22, 2016 - 5:28 pm)
Well I didn't expect that response . . .
(February 22, 2016 - 11:21 pm)
Well heellloooo.....
I am absolutely and completely saneish! Trust me, I have never told a lie in my life and I'm not going to start now.
Ok. She shut up. Finally. NO MORE PUNCTUATION!!! STarting now
Whaaaaaaaaaaa Bwahhh I want punctuation *throws a pan of whipped cream at insaneish friendish*
Ha ha ha there is is curse no more punctuation just murder and violence and PIE Meahahahaha
Shut up please
You will die now ha ha ha I will kill you with this *looks around room* Ahhhh there are no weapons get me a weapon someone get me a weapon or i will eat all the sushi and cake give me a weapon
Shut up please Mrs Dry Pig Ear
(February 23, 2016 - 4:20 pm)
Oh? What did you expect? And, if you blow up, I bet you can put yourself back together too. I don't like exploding other AE's as much as I like bashing them myself.
(February 23, 2016 - 5:56 pm)
Wow. The insane AE room is getting really crowded. I think I will just walk over to this corner, while I set up pranks around the room ok?
@Abigail: I do not have a crush on Dev!!!
Joan: You do too!
Puck: Do not!! *Blushes bright red*
Joan: Ooh, busted!!!
Puck: Get out of here Joan!! *Shoves me out the door while I'm giggling*
@Dev.: What do you say we have a truce for the moment while both of us invade the sane AE's room? I'm sure that would be tons of fun!! I will be anxiously anticipating your response soon. Afterwards, we will resume our little "prank war."
@Everyone, I thought it might be a good idea to explain what each other looks like. If you can't draw that well, just verbally explain what you as an AE look like. Just an idea. You don't have to do it if you don't want to.
(February 23, 2016 - 8:04 pm)