Brrring! Brrrrrring! The

Chatterbox: Inkwell

Brrring! Brrrrrring! The

Brrring! Brrrrrring! The old-fashioned phone fairly jumped off the table with excitement.

"Hold your horses!" A tall, athletic girl with a long blonde ponytail called, gathering the phone and cord up into her hands. 

"Yellow?" She asked brightly. 

"Tonia? Is that you?" A soft, eerie voice asked. 

"Ye-yeah!" Answered the girl, a bit shakily, "Hold on a second." Then her voice grew muffled to the mysterious caller as she turned her mouth away and yelled: "JARREN! GET DOWN HERE!" To some other personage. 

"Okay, what was that?" The girl asked sweetly, coming back to the phone. 

"There's been a disappearance." 

"A..." stuttered Tonia, "disappearance?" 

"And there will be more than one if you don't listen, you insolent little girl!" Tonia's mouth snapped shut. 

"Now, as I was saying, there has been a disappearance, I won't tell you whom or how or when, but I want you to find the missing agent. I will give you one clue: 'harpshicord.' That is all," continued the voice. 

"What!" Squeeked Tonia, "but that's impossible!" 

"You will not be doing it alone. I have incorporated the help of some very highly respected detectives. They call themselves...The Chatterboxers. Cybers or See-Bee-ers for short. There are more clues than you think there are. You have 2 months. No more, no less. Goodbye." And the line went dead. Tonia clicked through the caller-ID. The last call it reported had been from her brother, Jarren, who had called her house yesterday evening after school. It was as if the mysterious call had never taken place. But it had. 

"J-J-Jarren?" She called shakily, looking around for her big brother.

"Right here," he said, more gently than usual, "I heard everything." Tonia swallowed, then whispered: "You know we can't disobey The Agent." In responce, Jarren nodded seriously. 

"I guess we'd better find these folks that call themselves 'The Chatterboxers.' "

"This...this is impossible though! No information. Absolutely none. Jarren..." Tonia moaned. 

"Stop whining, Sis, this is a life or death situation," her brother responded, clasping her hand in his. And at that wonderful, bonding moment, what appeared to be a pie slammed against their window. And then, exactly 3/4 of a second later, the doorbell rang. The Chatterboxers had arrived. 

~-~

Welcome to the serious/silly world of secret angents and pies. Oops, I meant spies. Impossible missions, poisened cupcakes, crazed villians...it's all part of the job, right? Well, all my esteemed and respected secret agents out there, this one's for you! Join Tonia and Jarren in the SaS of a lifetime! Please sign up, give input, and come along for the ride! I will need everyone who is participating's names by Oct. 21st. One Alter Ego is allowed, as long as they are manifested as a seperate person and not an old-fashioned being inside your head! According to style, everything will be fragmented and veiled in mystery like the bit of writing above until the mystery is solved. Please realize that art is an open sandwich and therefore nothing has to make sense! 

submitted by The Agent
(October 11, 2016 - 5:52 pm)

Sorry, but I'm not going to anwer guesses. Thank you for your curiousity, and I see that I have sucessfully masked my writing style. It's all a part of the plot... 

submitted by The Agent
(October 18, 2016 - 8:38 pm)

Not me, I assure you!

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(October 19, 2016 - 3:16 pm)
Its awesome!  Will I come into it soon?
submitted by Little Reader
(October 18, 2016 - 9:42 pm)

Awesome!

submitted by Tuxedo kitten
(October 19, 2016 - 3:07 pm)

This is great. If I know me, I'll probably be trying to find a place in the festivl quiet enough to think. That, or singing.

submitted by UNSUSPCTINGSTRYTLLR
(October 19, 2016 - 8:00 am)

Awesome new post! 

submitted by Daisy
(October 19, 2016 - 8:34 pm)

File 6

Jarred wondered if he was hallucinating. He looked over at Tonia, who was taking this very well.

"Yes—hi! I'm Tonia Letter!" She exclaimed. In responce, the freezer door opened the rest of the way and a short girl stepped out, daintily shutting the door behind her. Looking up, she met everyone's eyes with a shy smile.

"Oh good, I was afraid I'd end up Knockturn-alleying it again. Freezer travel has its...um...downsides!" Flipping her short dutch braid from side to side with a quick jerk of her head, the freezer-girl continued. "Hi, I'm Icy." Jarren's mouth opened before he could think.

"How did you get in the freezer?" Under the table, something hard (the heel of a pink and blue athletic tenniss shoe) slammed onto his foot.

"Ow! Tonia, what the—" Then he stopped. His bossy younger sister was trying to keep him in line again. Putting his chin on the kitchen table, he silently awaited Icy's answer. 

"Freezer travel, you know," she replied, pointing to a large, ice-blue ring on her hand.

"But isn't that...impossible?" Jarren countered, "I mean, didn't Einstien or George Washington or Homer prove that portalling can't happen?" Somehow, it didn't seem right to put George Washington with Einstien and Homer (or was it Homely?). Maybe he should pay more attention in school. 

"Well, ice melts and turns into water, which turns into steam, which can move places! So freezer travel is highly scientific," Icy explained. Her arctic-sea blue eyes roved across the faces of the people sitting around the table. Eagerly, Rose bud patted the seat next to her.

"So, back to the topic of the case..." Kestrel began.

"What case?" Asked Icy. Preparing to tell the whole story, again, Tonia sighed. However, a sudden explosion rocked the house. The had forgotten about Starbringer and her satellite! 

"Star? Are you okay?" Dudelhiemer called out the open (and pie-covered) window. There was no anwer. Tonia would have been concerened about her yard (her mother would be home in less than 30 minutes), if she was not more concerened about Star.  Stuck in the back of the sudden scramble, Puck and Kestrel were shoved next to each other. The latter looked at Puck with extreme suspicion.

"What?" Puck hissed, "I was in here!"  Tuxedo Kitten forced her way out of the door first. Starbringer was sitting in the grass, stunned, staring at a pile of singed technology.

"Well," she said slowly, adjusting her glasses, "that happened."

"You all right?" Questioned Dudelhiemer, coming up behind Tux.

"Yep. I've got a backup remote in the van," Star said, pushing herself up off the ground, "But I found out the orginization that is putting on the festival tonight. It's called: The Absolutely Grounded Nature Troupe." 

"A-G-N-T..." Kestrel spelled out.

"Agent!" Yelled out Daisy (who then blushed). That mysterious "The Agent" again! 

submitted by The Agent
(October 20, 2016 - 7:53 pm)

Ooh, mysterious! 

submitted by Daisy
(October 21, 2016 - 8:24 pm)

Laughing

submitted by Star
(October 21, 2016 - 8:44 pm)

THIS.

IS.

Awesome~ 

submitted by Icy, age 12, The Forest
(October 21, 2016 - 11:05 pm)

Can't wait to see what happens when everyone comes in!

submitted by UNSUSPCTINGSTRYTLLR
(October 21, 2016 - 2:38 pm)

Just so you know, the person who posted as 'u' is me.

submitted by UNSUSPCTINGSTRYTLLR
(October 21, 2016 - 2:41 pm)

I will try to post tomorrow, but I will be working all day and at an event at night. If I don't get a post in, then I definitely expect one on Sunday!

submitted by The Agent
(October 21, 2016 - 8:40 pm)
Hurrah for (late) lunch breaks, down with cramming in homework over lunch breaks! As you can see, I am in denial and therefore completely ignoring the three essays I have due this week. Well, back to being in character. Ahem. 
File 7
"This settles it," cried Kestrel, "we're going to the festival."
"How are we going to get there?" Asked Sam logically. Tonia noticed that, for some reason, he looked at the sky as if waiting for a mode of transportation to drop out of it.
"By car," Bolton answered, ready to argue with Sam.
"And where would we get a car?" Sam shot right back at him.
"Car Max!" Rose but blurted. Sam nudged her.
"That's not funny anymore."
"All right, allow me to settle this dispute," spoke up Dudelhiemer, "I propose that we all ride in The Extreme Deduction Team's van, which is parked just around the corner.
"Wait!" Kestrel cried, "what about Autumn and September and Cortana and the other agents that aren't here yet?"
"We'll leave a note," Tuxedo Kitten decided, scribbling something on her ever-present notepad. "There," she said, holding it up to the Letter's front door, "does anyone have any tape?" As if on cue, a voice answered: "I can fix that," and a silver streak flew past the detectives' heads and landed in the center of the paper, just beside Tux's hand. It was a dagger, with a jagged blade edge that seemed to be made out of solid ice. Slowly, everyone turned. The girl who had thrown the dagger casually shook her long, rippling mass of blonde hair so that it flowed down her back. Tonia barely supressed a gasp. Her ears were pointed!
submitted by The Agent
(October 22, 2016 - 3:20 pm)
submitted by TOP!
(October 24, 2016 - 3:29 pm)