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Funny Things my Friends Have Said, which is either number five or six. I know Abi usually does this but I couldn't resist making another one, since they always make me laugh. Also, I've learned to write down funny things my friends & family say.
"You DON'T need to tell me where my FACE is."
"I cordiallly invite you to play Assassin's Creed tonight...no wait, scratch that, I'll eat toast."
"You should dye your hair light black!"
"I hit Inara!" "No, you hit the chair, and will you STOP THROWING THE CHICKEN!"
"My goat supply is secure!!"
"We're going to a Hunger Games tournament." "REALLY?" "No, it's just archery class." "Aww..."
"Does technology include Oreos? Just wondering."
"Kylo Ren is a shiny crab that SINGS."
-that time when my friend Sarah was describing her plan to become a hermit and live in a hut in the woods, (out of her exasperation with humanity) and our friend Maggie overheard the conversation, made an indignant expression, and said "Did you steal my plan?" and then said "Well, we'll just have to have a hermit rivalry, then."
"DEATH PICKLES."
"Guys! We need to go and set up lawn chairs in the mall and get into wizard robes and sit and Avada Kedavra everyone who walks by, and see how long we can go before the police show up and detain us."
"You read E-BOOKS??" "Yeah...?" "I OFFICIALLY HATE YOU."
"It was REALLY good, although I'm sure you could poke a dozen holes in the plot with a toothpick"
"I ended up pacing back and forth until like 1:00"
"Miraculous Ladybug Is The Only Repetitive Show I Like."
"I'm quite chuffed about how these characters have turned out."
submitted by Leafpool, age Finite, This side of reality
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
"me llamo LLAMA"
"You look like my mom!" *Said to Spanish teacher*
"Not only do we have Oliver's butt, but Oliver too!"
"I suck! Yay!!!"
(August 17, 2018 - 4:27 pm)
Some gems from camp:
"I ACTUALLY BOUGHT THE TED TALK BOOK"
"Beep beep! Lava jeep!"
"I WILL DOMINATE WITH THE GIANT BOOPER" *boops someone in leg with giant booper* *cheers*
More later...
(August 19, 2018 - 6:53 am)
"Wow. The last week that I was gone, things have gotten . . . depressing. WELCOME TO MY WORLD."
". . . the MUFFIN fandom we shall call it; MUAHAHAHA."
"ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME CRY? Shuddup you're crying not me."
"Wait first *insert my name* takes over *insert friend's name* and then you steal *insert my name*s account? Where are you guys?"
"And according to Wikipedia a gun is actually a knife that is hard to conceal."
"What are we going to do with all these freaking crayfish?" (they actually yelled it but I think that's enough caps XD)
Multiple friends texted my twenty consecutive 'hi's in a row.
(August 19, 2018 - 9:34 am)
"I last ate like five years ago"
(August 19, 2018 - 12:39 pm)
"BEREFT TOILET"
"Let them be henceforth known as milt balls!"
"... don't break my toilet." (said in a fake Russian accent)
(August 19, 2018 - 1:35 pm)
"Ninja master warrior human being thing!"
"Hey Dad? A small child stole one if the stiiiiicks..."
"This beautiful, imperfect ice cream."
"Ice cream soup, anybody?"
"Get it, Josie, KILL IT"
"Yeah, after his second breakfast-" "wait, so John's a Hobbit now?"
(August 19, 2018 - 6:56 pm)
"Liza do you like my dance?" "No." "Why?" "It's disturbing."
"Hey guys what happens once in a blue moon?" "What?" "A blue moon."
"Oliver just durburgered my Burger King foot lettuce."
"Logan, you're killing Gavin's nose"
"It's only second period and I'm already dead... see? This isn't my locker."
"May the llamas be with you"
(August 20, 2018 - 4:32 pm)
At band:
"Peaches and gravy"
"One and a half?! NOOOOOO"
"Excuse me, we say Frick McNuggets here."
During class:
"Our souls are dying"
"Why does my favorite pencil suck?"
"Three-pronged folders make me happy."
(August 21, 2018 - 4:06 pm)
We weren't as funny today:
"This is Alexandra. Her favorite food is notebooks."
"Logan's afraid of sitting next to girls"
"What is this, a deformed cat??"
Boo says bibb. I'm fairly certain he's said that before.
(August 22, 2018 - 7:31 pm)
Me: *eats 3 tacos in under a minute*
Ty: You’re gonna eat the universe one day
~~~
whop
WHOOP
(August 22, 2018 - 9:15 pm)
"And this place.....is where you get athletes foot. Lets say that."
" The life cycle of a human is like bread."
" HERMIONE!!!!! Mom, Hermione chewed on my hairbrush!!!!"
"Alright, SpyChicken, your mission is to get killed by a creeper." (Playing Mincraft.)
" What's 2+2? Uhhhhhh........200?"
" That is the weirdest emoji I have ever seen."
" Instead of texting him a birthday cake, I texted a monkey. A MONKEY!!!
(August 23, 2018 - 7:35 pm)
"DEAD FOOD"
"Clara looks like a goldfish"
"The butt of a car exploded."
"Pay for bab money"
"Fartnite"
"Why is English so heavy?"
"I have never watched SpongeBob or Scooby-Doo. I'm a crime against childhood."
"Cheaters are models."
"Stop drinking my boyfriend's blood" *said blood was yogurt*
(August 23, 2018 - 7:37 pm)
"I took ALL THIS TIME to look BEAUTIFUL, and he ISN'T EVEN HERE!!!"
"Have you ever wondered what's going on in an actor's brain when they have to pretend they love somebody?" "Actually, yes. Yes I have." *Both look at TV on which Pride and Prejudice is playing* Both: "HMMMMMM."
"I be a happy happy happy happy happy happy *Falls down* NOODLE!!!"
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If you want explanations feel free to ask for them. :)
(August 24, 2018 - 2:50 am)
I would assume the first one is about a crush? I've been annoyed about that before too.
Haha the second is great. I haven't watched or read P&P but I kinda get it.
What's the explanation for the third? ...Is there an explanation?
(August 24, 2018 - 12:38 pm)
Ha yeah that one's weird. My friends and I were eating ramen and somebody said "You are what you eat" which lead to the Happy Noodle Seizure, as my friends and I call it.
(August 24, 2018 - 4:32 pm)