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Funny Things my Friends Have Said, which is either number five or six. I know Abi usually does this but I couldn't resist making another one, since they always make me laugh. Also, I've learned to write down funny things my friends & family say.
"You DON'T need to tell me where my FACE is."
"I cordiallly invite you to play Assassin's Creed tonight...no wait, scratch that, I'll eat toast."
"You should dye your hair light black!"
"I hit Inara!" "No, you hit the chair, and will you STOP THROWING THE CHICKEN!"
"My goat supply is secure!!"
"We're going to a Hunger Games tournament." "REALLY?" "No, it's just archery class." "Aww..."
"Does technology include Oreos? Just wondering."
"Kylo Ren is a shiny crab that SINGS."
-that time when my friend Sarah was describing her plan to become a hermit and live in a hut in the woods, (out of her exasperation with humanity) and our friend Maggie overheard the conversation, made an indignant expression, and said "Did you steal my plan?" and then said "Well, we'll just have to have a hermit rivalry, then."
"DEATH PICKLES."
"Guys! We need to go and set up lawn chairs in the mall and get into wizard robes and sit and Avada Kedavra everyone who walks by, and see how long we can go before the police show up and detain us."
"You read E-BOOKS??" "Yeah...?" "I OFFICIALLY HATE YOU."
"It was REALLY good, although I'm sure you could poke a dozen holes in the plot with a toothpick"
"I ended up pacing back and forth until like 1:00"
"Miraculous Ladybug Is The Only Repetitive Show I Like."
"I'm quite chuffed about how these characters have turned out."
submitted by Leafpool, age Finite, This side of reality
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
"I use find familiar to summon a ferret" -Anilee Dendar (My dnd bard)
"Another Ferret?" -Mark (Dm and me dad)
" The world will fall before me and my glorious ferret army" -Anilee Dendar
" You have only two ferrets" -Blackfeather (Liam's Dnd Kenku theif)
" Draco Malfoy and Squeaks are just the beginning" -Anilee Dendar
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"DRACO WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BITING SQUEAKS!" -Anilee Dendar (My dnd bard)
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"SQUEAKS! NO! DON'T EAT THAT! YOU JUST PUKED IT UP!" -Anilee Dendar (My dnd bard)
"It tastes better freash" -Squeaks (my familiar magical telepathical ferret which is blue.)
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"I'm Lightning Mcqueen!" -Kahlila (stepsister)
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"Exqueeze me, I have magical horses, LETS RIDE" -Bilbo Gamgee-Baggins J.R (My Dnd Holy Avenger Paladin which I made when I was like, 9 and is abot to be 9th level)
" You are a halfing who cannot get onto a horse without help." -Mark (Dm and me dad)
"I lift the horses and carry them off." -Bilbo Gamgee-Baggins J.R
"That works" -Mark (Dm and me dad)
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"Tell me a Horror Story in 2 words" - HAllie
"Poop Salt" -Ty
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" And here we have Ty bantering off about different worlds by Himself in this 8 people chat. and it all started with a broken lamp." -Hallie
"YEs! No! Its not broken i just woke up and it was on the floor. like I put it there in my sleep. I would not be supprised if this was how my supervillan origins started." -ty
"What about the one sided convers-" -Hallie
"Corinne. I was talking to Corinne." -Ty
" Nope." -Hallie
"I'm normal." -Ty
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"I spilt paint water on my carpet" - Hallie
"AGAIN?! WHY ARE YOU PAINTING INSIDE?!?!" -Ty
"Why wouldI paint outide?" -Hallie
"Toushe" -ty
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"The sun is outside and it burrRRRNSSSSS" -Chiara
"Gurl, you trippin?" - Corinne
"Nah, she be a vampire." -ty
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" Guys, In colorado we get ACTUAL LOCKERS!" -Chiara (After she moved to colorado i sad)
" OMG YAS QUEEN!" - HAllie
"I bet you 10 bucks I could fit in one of those." -Ty
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"I am the MOOSE" - Corinne
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"I want to poop and compare it to my poop." -Ty
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"Sounds like anime boy heaven" -Ty the pansexual
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"Butt widow" -Hallie
" Loki burdened with glorious butt" -Darkking
" Thor of Assguard" -Potato
"Capitan Buttmerica" -Chiara
"Iron cheeks" -Lily
"Sherbutt Holmes" -Jack
"Hobbut"-Ty
"Game of butts." -Ashita
"Doctor butt" -Rylee
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"I should be te killer" -Ty
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" A quote From thomas JEfferson "I cannot live without books" -Hallie
"Thomas Jefferson is my SOULMATE" -Ty
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"I forgot to give Ty and Ashita pants" -Hallie
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"WHO ARE THE ATHOURETIES!" -Hallie
"I ate them" -Ty
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"I just heard music. Who's Screaming?" (ME literally JUST NOW to Darkking)
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"LEarn the ways of boat" -Ty
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"I was thinking of watching the shining... then I thought of climbing into by bed and screaming at every noise." -Ty
"Poor child" -Rylee
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"The bear is cursed" -Ty
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"I will touch the universe's butt" -Ty
"I am suddenly very happy that you dont know where I live." -Rylee
"Oh, I will find you... andI will touch your butt." -Ty
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" Ty, the knife is burning my eyes" -Darkking
Burn plays while i laugh and start crying -TY
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“I am sitting here in my room, with bluejays outside of my window, in the middle of nowhere. A sword and mask are sitting next to me. And I am surrounded with papers and pencils and an iPad, my phone and my computer” - Ty
“That sounds nice and peaceful” - Rylee
“Not so peaceful if you count the dog running into my room when I'm watching someone play a horror game and scaring the heck out of me” - Ty
"oh right, you're there, with you around there is no such thing as peace." -Rylee
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"Sounds like gunshots, we're leaving!" -Ty at 4th of july
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"Am I making it horse" -Ty
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"Im ready for hot pink Hiccup!" -Ashita
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"Shall I send them bridge children pictures?" -Ty
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"With the harry potter quotes" -Ty
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"Did you get weirder than the last time I saw you? I swear you got weirder." -Anna
" I am strange. I am not Dr Stephen Strange. AWAY MAGICAL CLOAK" -Ty
" Alright, defineatly weirder." -Anna
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My life is strange... Dr STRANGE Ok, thats the end of the post... for nowwww (Sorry admins for you having to read my nonsense)
(August 8, 2018 - 2:21 pm)
Watch your language, please, Ty.
My brother and I are hilarious when we talk about Chris Evans.
For example:
Jack: "yeah, his abs are legit."
Wait, it gets better...
Me: "Chris Evans should be on American Ninja Warrior."
XD I mean, neither of us are wrong...
(August 9, 2018 - 7:18 am)
AHHH SORRY
My brain was half dead when I posted that! (not litterally) I Apologize!!!!!
(August 9, 2018 - 7:25 pm)
@Tyberious Firestone: Please stop. I know the admin's job is to filter comments, but everyone can make mistakes. If you know something is not suitable, please do not post it. I'm not angry at the admins for this, but I am a little mad at you, and if stuff like this continues happening I'm going to have to leave the chatterbox.
Please filter yourself.
Thank you to everyone who pointed out some language that we should have noticed and deleted before posting. I was distracted yesterday and did not pay as much attention to the CB as I should have. It's been removed now. This is a good reminder for everyone to please avoid inappropriate language. Our language rules make the CB a more respectful and fun place for everyone.
-Admin
(August 9, 2018 - 7:23 am)
Thank you, Admin.
(August 9, 2018 - 11:12 am)
Admins, can you change everything about this post to 'well dang sorry guys?' I feel so bad rn! then can you cnagnge this comment to '---' ?
I can't tell specifically what you want. Do you want your whole comment deleted? You have to specify which comment.
Admin
(August 9, 2018 - 7:27 pm)
Im dying of laughter, I WANNA MEET ALL OF YOU IN REAL LIFE
WE CAN BE WEIRD TOGETHER XD
(August 9, 2018 - 12:37 pm)
OMG I ALMOST FORGOT ANOUT THIS THREAD
-The principal is here. I am in my bathing suit. Please help.
-My name means 'little dark corner' and honestly I can relate.
-MY MOM SAID THERE WAS NO PICKLE JUICE.
-Beeend and....... SHAVING CREAM!
-*Classical music starts playing* YAAASSSS THIS IS MY JAM!!! *starts doing the Macarena*
(August 9, 2018 - 4:58 pm)
"Let's go on the Flog Lume! I mean, Fog Flume! I mean LOG FLUME!"
"May God bless your soul." "Says the Jew to the Muslim."
"Her nails look just like macaroni."
"That was pathetic! You barely even quacked!"
"You used your context clues!!!"
"My Publix helper didn't give me coupons so I'm gonna complain to the manager."
"...So I got this coupon for free bread!"
"IS SHE PETTING A BABY ALPACA?"
"Our infamous robberies will have to wait until May 9th."
(August 9, 2018 - 5:57 pm)
@Cockleburr would it then be "May the all powerful being of various names bless your soul." to make it interchangable? XP
Nihil says pthd. Posttraumatic... Harm Disorder? *Shrugs*
(August 9, 2018 - 7:46 pm)
Me: Where in the world did my phone go?
Ty: You ate it
Me: NOOOOOO I NEED THAT
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Rachel: Did you bring Ozorne (oo-zor-neh)?
Me: No I did not bring Ozorne.
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Me: I think I ate my concience
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Ty: I"M DYING
Me: WHAT DID YOU DO
Ty: I inhaled air
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Ty: Can I turn this human being into a hand?
(August 9, 2018 - 7:49 pm)
"hoowoop boop boop boop WHAT"
"Make our faces happy."
"Where's Josie?" "She died."
"She went back to her hermit hole."
*Said in Stitch voice* "His butt is wrinkley."
"YAAAAHUALUBAGAAAYAAAAAAA"
"My two favorite girl cousins!" "We're your only girl cousins." "Hush."
(August 10, 2018 - 7:42 am)
Crippled illrian emails
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herboloby
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I am a NOSE
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Why did you wake me up at the buttcrack of dawn?
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ThE iNvIsIbLe ShOe
(August 10, 2018 - 11:56 am)
"I'll just put me cutlass on the dashboard..."
"It's okay, I was like eighty when I died."
"I HAVE MICE."
"STOP SHAVING MY DINOSAUR!"
"Well, I couldn't quite tell because he had a carseat on his head."
"MYTHBUSTERS! Okay, Resnik, excecute me!"
"I hate having a court of three people."
"A flat donut with cobwebs in the middle!" "You know, I bet you're the only person to have ever strung those words together in that order."
"35 feet of decomposing whale, ew."
"You--and--your--cute--face--get--off!"
"But it was like, a really bad pineapple, like with sunglasses and a bad attitude."
"Stop! I'm late for my bouncing!"
"I believe the term you're looking for is 'nervicited.'"
"Inara's on a scavenger hunt to find all of the Harry Potters."
"#Flux--Let's get this hashtag trending worldwide. Or, at least, Mainewide. Or Portland-and-surrounding-citieswide. I'm sure we can manage that."
(August 10, 2018 - 12:24 pm)
I just remembered this from a long time ago: "oh my gosh, it's Master Poptart!"
(August 10, 2018 - 2:15 pm)