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On this thread, post random quotes that family and friends said TODAY! They can be dialogue.
I'll start...
(we started trigonometry today)
Me: Trig is scary...
Classmate: No, trig is only scary if you don't know what you're doing. Therefore, yes, trig is terrifying.
submitted by Tiffany W.
(February 23, 2012 - 9:03 pm)
(February 23, 2012 - 9:03 pm)
I was talking with my friends in English today, and the substitute was my summer camp director.
The last sentence in my conversation with my friend: Yes, a dictionary is a safe alternative to baby chicks.
I think my camp director thinks I'm insane now.
(December 7, 2012 - 2:59 pm)
Pre-calc teacher (while handing out a test): Keep your eyes on your own paper. You don't want me to give you a zero, you want to earn your zero. It has more sentimental value that way!
(December 7, 2012 - 6:05 pm)
Ah, I remember earning my zeroes. Twas NOT more sentimental.
(March 3, 2013 - 7:11 pm)
O-chan: But... but if I divide by zero, then Kyoya will laugh! Why shouldn't we?
(December 8, 2012 - 7:25 pm)
You've been gone for a while. Where have you been?
(December 10, 2012 - 10:08 pm)
What I always do when I disappear for weeks at a time.
....Try to take over the world.
(December 11, 2012 - 5:10 pm)
This is the summary of my second midterm this morning:
Question: Which is an INCORRECT statement about electrolytic cells?
a) Reduction takes place at anodes—
Brain: RED CAT! RED CAT! RED CAT!
Me: But... there's four more options... we should read them all...
Brain: SHUT UP. RED CAT AND AN OX. THE ANSWER IS A.
Me: ...if you insist.
So the moral of the story is that, even in college, you will never ever get away from mneumonic devices. They work, my friends, they work.
(red cat and an ox = reduction (at) cathodes and anodes (get) oxidized)
(December 11, 2012 - 12:58 pm)
Today was a great day for quotes.
Red: I'm bored. Can I marry you, "Leech"?
Lab Partner: When I die, I want you go to my funeral, dress up all in black like a Grim Reaper, just stand there, and not say anything.
Me: Can I have a scythe?
Lab Partner: Sure.
Me: I'll do it.
"Elise-chan": If this was a medieval society, I would be the king of course!
"Leech": I'd be the queen if he wasn't the King.
"Turtle": Me too. I guess we'll be princesses.
"Farmerette Bobina": What about me?
"Elise-chan": You would be the woodcutter's son's slave. And you (He's talking to me.) would be the murderous librarian.
"Princess Bianca": I would be the king's advisor that kills the king and takes the kingdom.
Me: And then I would kill you.
"Prince Edward": Why do you want to kill him?
Me: I just have this really werd thing that if we did anything aweome and quest-like, both "Princess Bianca" and I would be double agents, double-cross both of the societys we work for, steal whatever the prize is, run off together, and then I would kill him. And then the treasure would be mine, all mine!
Red: And you wonder why I'm so paranoid...
"Prince Edward": Can I copy your worksheet? (Lab partner lets her.)
Me: Why are you letting her copy?
Lab Partner: Because we were hunting terrorists together in Iraq on the weekend!
(December 13, 2012 - 6:57 pm)
Conversation while making dinner:
Me: What would happen if you froze an avacado?
Mom: I'm guessing it would probably get all hard, and once you took it out it would be mushy and gross. I don't really see the point.
Me: I was thinking more in terms of a projectile...
(December 14, 2012 - 12:43 pm)
Me: I also play guitar.
Italy: You're a string instrument junkie!
(December 15, 2012 - 8:50 am)
@Jess - MUAHAHA!
Today worked well for quotes, too. I guess it's just that kind of day.
"Frodo": *sees a bee* OHMIGOSH A BEE! *runs to the other end of the room holding a textbook*
"Cheesehead": Stop freaking out, it's just a bee.
"Frodo": I'm not freaking out. *whacks book at bee and misses*
"Eater-of-Mjolnir": No, don't kill it! It's a bee they're endangered!
~
And while we're on the subject of bees, my English class seems to love them. Or maybe it's the other way around. And of course, the teacher hates them and is the biggest advocate of removing them forcefully.
"Cheesehead": *smacks "Muffins"'s arm* HA! I got the bee!
"Muffins": But you HAD to hit my arm.
Teacher: Oooh, I'm so happy!
~
Me: *walking down the hall rapidly with "Frodo", trying to get to class*
Hallway people: *random chatter* *slight lull in chatter*
"Muffins": COMO ES YOUR FACE!
Hallway people: *resume chatter*
~
This happens all the time:
"Doc Turtle": Leah, where'd you put my [insert important thing here]?
Me: It was delicious.
"Doc Turtle": Oh, really? I would have thought that it wouldn't be, you know, because it consisted mostly of [insert weird/gross thing here].
I have strange friends.
(December 15, 2012 - 9:00 am)
And, coming from five minutes ago and an attempt to make gingerbread...
Me: Make the oven shut up!!!!
(December 15, 2012 - 11:49 am)
I regularly yell at my microwave. After whatever I'm cooking is done, I often leave it in there because I'm in the middle of something. Then it decides to beep every few minutes, so I yell "Calm down, I'm coming!" at it.
(December 15, 2012 - 1:23 pm)
Yelling at inanimate objects is more satisfying than one would think.
"Hiccup": I want orange juice that makes me psychic.
(December 17, 2012 - 4:24 pm)
Ha - I was walking diagonally across an intersection, and my brother asked why. I announced, at the top of my lungs: "THIS IS SPARTA!" He responded, "No, this is Patrick."
(December 15, 2012 - 1:15 pm)