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QUOTIES!!!!!!!!!!
QUOTIES!!!!!!!!!!
On this thread, post random quotes that family and friends said TODAY! They can be dialogue.
I'll start...
(we started trigonometry today)
Me: Trig is scary...
Classmate: No, trig is only scary if you don't know what you're doing. Therefore, yes, trig is terrifying.
submitted by Tiffany W.
(February 23, 2012 - 9:03 pm)
(February 23, 2012 - 9:03 pm)
I just remembered more including my science teacher!
Science Teacher: *Talks about stuff* So it's kind of like bingo if you get more of your mom's DNA or your dad's DNA.
A random guy: I'M NEVER PLAYING BINGO AGAIN!!!!!!
So there's this guy in class who's really shy and he asks question but then takes them back. I'm going to call him Uno. He was asking a question in science class but he always took it back so this is what happened.
Science teacher: What Uno?
Uno: *This was a question he kept on raising his hand to ask but wouldn't say it probably because he was being shy and making a big deal out of it and the teacher has been calling on him countless times but he took it back* Can I use a tissue?
(November 28, 2012 - 8:46 pm)
An inside joke with one of my friends: Manflesh and the hissing eyeball.
Yeah, we're reading the Odyssey
My band teacher: That's why it was quiet. The speaker's broken! And it smells weird!
"Brad": What does it smell like?
My band teacher: Come over and sniff it!
(November 29, 2012 - 5:21 pm)
Today was an amazing day for quoties.
Me (in response to PTA flyer that says "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Savings!"): Raccoon, look at this. The Constitution's bad enough!
Raccoon: Coupons!
Other time:
Dinglehopper: Has your cat ever gone in the shower with you?
Me: No.
Dinglehopper: Neither has mine.
Another time:
Me: Darling, fetch the battle axe (which, by the way, I REALLY WANT TO SAY TO SOMEONE IN CONTEXT!)
(November 30, 2012 - 4:56 pm)
I take my cat in the shower all the time!
*looks around* Okay, why is everyone staring at me like I just cut off my head? But really, I give my cat baths regularly. She doesn't like it. 
(December 1, 2012 - 7:35 pm)
Me: Must. Resist. The urge. To buy something named Clockwork Angels. Without even reading the back.
(December 1, 2012 - 5:31 pm)
The Clockwork three is good. I started writing a novel again. I'm a compulsive writer in oversized notebooks. And I believe in buying new pens for each project. For some reason.
(December 1, 2012 - 7:59 pm)
The Clockwork Three is really good. And I also have way too many notebooks of different sizes.
(December 2, 2012 - 8:56 pm)
I already have too many pens WITHOUT going to the store!
Oh yeah the clockwork three is good.
I read it.
(January 5, 2013 - 8:35 pm)
Two cumin related quotes said today at Sam's while shopping.
"Please hold the cumin while I look at this."- My mom, looking at a big sheepskin rug.
"I'm putting the cumin in with your shoes."- My dad, because he was running out of hands until we found my grandparents and the cart.
(My dad says these sentences are funny because, likely, no one has ever said them in the history of man-kind!)
Thanks, Violet (wishing myself across the world)
Your dad is probably right! And what is your family going to make with cumin?
Admin
(December 4, 2012 - 5:45 pm)
I still can't say "I'm putting the cumin in with your shoes." without laughing!
@Admin: We made Gluten Free mexican lasagna With corn tortillas, and chili with the cumin.
Thanks, Violet (wishing myself across the world)
(December 11, 2012 - 11:31 am)
This is actually a couple days ago, but it's super funny:
Teacher (reading from book): Don't wash your cat until the raccoon eats its gluestick.
(December 4, 2012 - 6:08 pm)
Einstein (in response to writing prompt [which was asking us the qualities of Santa's reindeer, if one retired.]): Wanted: Magical Flying Reindeer. Must have magical flying powers. Must pull fat guy around in sleigh. Must be able to shove fat guy down chimney. Must accept carrots in pay. Please reply to North Pole Co., enslaving elves and reindeer for centuries!
Face Off (in response to same prompt): One of Santa's reindeer is dead.
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Earth Man: Is the Eightfold Path that you actually walk on?
Me: Sure, it's along Route XXX.
Einstein: No. It's along Route 66. Only in India. It's like the Silk Road.
Me: The Eight folds in the silk.
(December 5, 2012 - 4:29 pm)
Me, absentmindedly contemplating the Universe: Did you know that some words sound like what they mean? Like the word 'elongate'. It's so... *gesture that resembles that of pulling off a long cone that one has strapped to one's nose* ...ellllllllooooooonnngate.
Spambert Spamstein: hhah.
ARE YOU LAUGHING AT MEEEE?
(December 5, 2012 - 8:18 pm)
I believe I was the one to come up with this gem of knowledge my dearest sister. Haha on you. And yes, Spammy is laughing at you!
(March 3, 2013 - 7:16 pm)
Red: This is not a ransom note! First of all, I sound like I'm like I'm love with [character] not kidnapping her! And second, who signs a ransom note with their real name? Honestly!
(December 6, 2012 - 6:20 pm)