I'm pretty sure my whole German class, except for my fellow freshman, know me as 'that genius freshman'.  Today, I got my quiz back from yesterday and it was in the mid 80s (I'm not worried about it because there are so many quizzes and tests that I have done amazing on).  This is the reaction of the dude in class who sits across from me, who is one of those people who talks like they've memorized a "how-to-talk-like-a-genius" book (Yet I'm the one in the AP class who gets better grades):

Dude: I GOT A BETTER GRADE!!!!

Everyone: *laughs*

Dude: You know, if she ever even got a 75, we'd all panic because we'd know we failed.  We'd all get in like the negatives.

I don't get it.  I don't think it's really a big thing.  I get it.  I'm kinda smart.  But the guys a few lockers down from me are constantly introducing me as 'the smartest kid in the world' and I've heard a senior say to someone "You're lucky you got her as a partner.  She's really smart."  I'm sure a lot of you guys are sooo much more intelligent than I am. 

I'm sorry for the rant, but I needed to get that all out.

Exactly!  Everyone says that I'm "smarter" than one of my friends when I really am not.  Nyarsh.  And there's this one kid who gets pretty much exactly the same grades as me and the other people don't even acknowledge it! 

Me: I'm going to start cooking.

Sister: Cooking? Since when do you cook?! What cooking?!

Me: Sticking things in the microwave & pushing buttons. What's your definiton of cooking?

Sister: Grabbing a cardboard box of dried foods, thrusting my hand in, and eating whatever's inside.

It is really hard to type with bandages on your fingers. Anyway, this is a conversation I had about dreams with Red this morning. I am going to use nicknames for everyone.

Red: So I had a dream this morning where I was eating a yam-

Me: Yam? Why a yam?

Red: I don't know. It wasn't even cooked or anything. I was just sitting at a table holding a yam and eating it. And then Osaka came in and said, "I'm here to wake you up! Hawk! Fuji! Mt. Eggplant! Now awaken!"

Me: Fuji, Mt. Eggplant?  Isn't that supposed to be switched?

Red: Yeah, I know. Weird, right? How about you?

Me: Well, this morning at about 4 or 5 or whatever, I had a dream where the lunch crew was searching for a wizard who had taken the form of a greeting card. And for some reason, we were all speaking Japanese but only I knew English and it was an English wizard. So we were searching for it and I think we found it but it fell in the toilet so we had to wash it with glasses cleaner-

Red: What?

Me: But it got away again, so we had to go to a museum. There were four letters on the back of the card which I can't remember, but they translated to 1847 and we found that number on a vase and there was some kind of clue thing. Anyway, the card was being shown at our school along with some other historical objects. Unfortunatly, it was a fancy party kind of thing for parents. At night. And when we got there, there were three people, our rivals in the hunt for the card were there in tuxedos and they were going to sneak in. So of course, I had to cahse after them. Funnily enough, one of the people was Gollum, who was working for us, too. He was a double agent.

Red: Ooh, bad Gollum! Who were the other people on the team?

Me: John and Demetrius. But I managed to steal the card, double crossed my friends, ran off with Gollum, and became one of the wizards familiars.

Red: Oh that makes perfect sense. That actually sounds fairly realistic, you and Gollum double crossing people, running off, and then one of you killing the other.

Me: Gee, Red, thanks. That makes me feel worlds better about myself if people expect me to double cross them. 

Me: Burp 2 is not available because he is having an avid conversation about squirrels.

Dallas (NaNo): Go away. I'm trying to figure out what this stupid toaster does.

Cassidy: Oh, you know, toast bread?

Dallas: What a novel idea!

He really doesn't know what a toaster does. And he's the astrophysicist!

Yep. As I said, paying a visit. And L, that is hilarious. I love Dallas already and I've only heard two things he said once.

Me: So, do you like the drawing?

Random person: It's a great drawing! I have no idea what someone playing the viola looks like, you're so smart to know that –

Me: I didn't know what someone playing a viola looked like either. That's why Google Images is my friend.

Also, some of my personal thingies:

The function of a rubber duck is for Arthur to ask Harry about its function.

If every work was judged by its fangirls, no work would be considered good. 

Person on swim team (referring to scientists): Why can't they all just work together–

Me: Human nature.

Her: But if they just tried to put their differences aside–

me: Human nature.

Her: They should try being less selfish–

Me: Human nature.

Her: Stop interrupting–

Me: My apologies. Human nature. 

Her: Is human nature your answer to everything?

Me: Doesn't everything happen because of human nature? 

Hope everyone's Nano is going well! I'll finally get to do it next year...yay... 

I feel like saying my real name today.  I'm strange. 

Me: How's that awful writer doing?

David: he's still kind of awful.

Me: That's expected.

I feel like saying my real name today.  I'm strange. 

Me: How's that awful writer doing?

David: he's still kind of awful.

Me: That's expected.

Me: Blech. Finals are in the air!

Friend: No they aren't. Finals cannot physically exist in the air. Air can be around them, but (gets cut off)

Me: No, they're definitely in the air. I'm gonna reduce my Chem one to its molecular components and then mix the into the air. With a giant fan.

Friend: You're not even taking Chemistry this trimester!

Me: Then I'll reduce your Chem exam to its molecular components.

So for something we do at school you have to have two teachers sponsor you and this is a conversation between my science teacher and me.

Me: Mrs. Whateverbecauseidontwanttosayhername is sponsoring me, could you also sponsor me?

Science Teacher: Wow, she must have a temperature!

Me: *Takes me a minute to realize being the blonde person I am* Well then!