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On this thread, post random quotes that family and friends said TODAY! They can be dialogue.
I'll start...
(we started trigonometry today)
Me: Trig is scary...
Classmate: No, trig is only scary if you don't know what you're doing. Therefore, yes, trig is terrifying.
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(February 23, 2012 - 9:03 pm)
(February 23, 2012 - 9:03 pm)
@Gollum
I am so confused by this, yet I am about to wake Blu up with my laughter.
(August 19, 2012 - 10:52 pm)
My sister found a book called Dancing with Cats. Here's a priceless quote:
"Other cat dancers I've talked to on the Web use Heavy Metal, Techno, and World Beat. One guy says he uses [Bob] Marley to build such strong vibrational levels in just five minutes that they last for days. But you have to be careful; sometimes the enrgy is so powerful I worry about overstimulating my aura. At those levels, an unstable etheric oscillation could collapse into an astral vortex and suck my spiritual reserves into a state of negative sub-matter."
Not.Even.Kidding.
(August 14, 2012 - 1:22 pm)
At Writer's Club today: (Writer's club is a very....interesting environment...)
Brody: *scratches his leg on the fooseball table* I'm blooding all over the place!! *wipes blood on kleenex*
Emily: *Missed the fact that Brody scratched himself and just sees him wiping blood on a kleenex* Wait, wait...whose blood was that?
Brody: Mine, don't worry. ...No, I'm just wiping Christian's blood all over the place.
Kayla: *walks in the door in time to hear Christian say...*
Christian: Brody what have you done with my blood!?!?
Kayla: What on earth...
Me: I'mma just sit here and pretend that I have NO IDEA who you people are...
(August 17, 2012 - 8:31 pm)
Oh my gosh that's hilarious...
So, I was playing Scribblenauts on my friend's DS today, and she was trying to make her avatar whatevers look like Eleven. Here is what ensued.
"Why won't your hair stick to your FACE?"
"Your bow tie is prancing around. BOW TIE! WHY ARE YOU PRANCING? Cease prancing immediately! It's not manly!"
"I can't call your hair an idiot?"
"The Hulk is hitting on the Doctor!!! EWW!"
(trying to make a TARDIS) "Large blue telephone box? *makes large blue telephone box* NO! It has to be a POLICE BOX!"
"Did you ever notice that if you write TARDIS and take out the unimportant words, you have TRDS?" (facepalm-inducing)
And such.
(August 20, 2012 - 6:10 pm)
Lol...
"Why is my yacht on the floor?!" -me, discovering that little plastic boats hurt when you step upon them in bare feet (rather like Legos).
(August 21, 2012 - 5:00 pm)
At lunch today, I borrowed somone's Maximum Ride manga volume 1 and, despite the fact that I've never even read any Maximum Ride, and proceeded to read portions of it outloud with stupid voices for each character and various annotations. The result: 3 people watching Youtube vdeos on their phones and ignoring me, 1 person reading a Percy Jackson book and occasionally wacking me with it, and 2 people in hysterics. Some lines:
Nudge: Fang, I'm hungry and I'm hecka whiny too. Fang, will you shut me up, please? Oh Fang, you have chocolate! I love you!
Me: Wait, why the heck is Fang just randomly carrying around a bar of choccolate?
This is the part when Max first sees Ella.
Max: Oh my gosh, there's a girl!
Fang: No duh.
Max: I've never seen one of those before!
Fang: No! Resist the tempatation to divebomb the random girl!
Max: It's a girl, though! I gotta divebomb her!
The part when the Flock minus Angel meet up again.
Max: Look everyone, I have cookies!
(picture of everyone with cheesy grins) everyone:CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!
Max: I thought I told you two [Iggy and Gazzy] to stay at home like good little boys.
Iggy: Well, we kind of blew up some Erasers with bombs so we had to leave.....
Max: I thoght I told you two, no more playing with bombs! Bad boys! You get a time out!
Iggy and Gazzy: No, Max not the timeout!
Max: Yes, the timeout! You deserve it.
Second to last page, Max and a docter guy (forgot his name) are talking
Doctor Guy: ... and the reason for this is...... Max, I am your father.
*turns page*
Doctor Guy/me: or you have to save the world. Oh, same thing.
I have said all of these above phrases and have made them up, if you read volume 1, you'll probably recogonise the parts I read but I didn't copy any what it said. All the talking people are me.
(August 22, 2012 - 8:24 pm)
My friend: WIG!
Me: Wig to you,too.
~~~
Me: You are Disturbed, Special, Unusual, Unique....and completely bonkers.
~~~
(all of these were said by my friends and I while watching speed paints)
You call that SHADING?!
Shade the neck, shade the neck, you idiot!
WHAT? That's not manga, that's chibi! Learn the difference!
NONONONONONONODON'TDOTHATTOTHEPEETA!!!!
That's not Rue. That's Katia with green eyes.
Percy, Harry, and Katniss, sporting sunburns and red noses. Oh joy.
~~~
(both my best friends have the same name, but I'm changing it to Allana for privacy reasons)
Another friend: Allana?
One Allana: Which Allana?
The friend: The crazy one.
Me: Which crazy one?
(August 26, 2012 - 3:53 pm)
Two of my friends were at my house today. Complete INSANITY.
0.o'
It's over now, though.
My friend, upon discovering he could not get the baby toy we found upstairs to work: "STUPID BEAR!"
My other friend, after creating a whip out of "Zoobs" and having it snapped: "YOU BROKE MY WHIP! Prepare to DIE!"
I am acquainted with wonderful people.
(August 24, 2012 - 5:32 pm)
Me: Oh, hey, I don't have to bike eight miles tomorrow! I love it when that happens!
(August 25, 2012 - 5:39 pm)
Dad: I found out you can hold the iPhone in your mouth!
Spamster in his spamster cage says guac. Guacamole!
(August 27, 2012 - 6:44 am)
This didn't happpen today but...
I was playing Coconut Telephone with my dad and my neighbor, and I wispered to my dad, Voldemort's pet snake Nagini, then he whispered it to my neighbor, and my neighbor said, Voldemort's wearing a purple Bikini!
(August 27, 2012 - 11:56 am)
My family was in Virginia Beach and it was late at night and we had just gone swimming in the indoor pool.My dad was asleep so my mom took my brother,Melody,and I to the pool.This was a while ago.So,as we were getting back into the condo my brother says,"My name is Bobara."It was Sooo cute!
Another day,we were riding a surrey.Since we didn't have a horn,We used Dillon,aka,Bobara.so whenever anyone in my family needed to honk,we touched his head and he said "HONK!!"
On the Wendsday we were there we watched fireworks on the beach.Whenever fireworks came up,a little girl said"Sparkle!Sparkle!"It made my day!
(August 29, 2012 - 9:41 am)
My riding instructor: No! No! No! Stop! Don't eat the tree! That's a perfectly good tree! Stop it! What kind of horse eats a whole tree!?
Me: A hungry one, I guess.
(August 29, 2012 - 6:00 pm)
Once I tried riding at a family camp in the mountains near where I live. We were passing all these fresh green trees and ferns and of course my horse is ONLY INTERESTED in eating the dead leaves on the ground.
Btw, my parents are at back-to-school night so I've had two hours to myself, which is why I'm posting.
(August 30, 2012 - 10:17 pm)
4-year-old sister: The farmer plants the eggs, the farmer plants the eggs, high-ho the derry-o, the farmer plants the eggs!
(September 1, 2012 - 1:23 pm)