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On this thread, post random quotes that family and friends said TODAY! They can be dialogue.
I'll start...
(we started trigonometry today)
Me: Trig is scary...
Classmate: No, trig is only scary if you don't know what you're doing. Therefore, yes, trig is terrifying.
submitted by Tiffany W.
(February 23, 2012 - 9:03 pm)
(February 23, 2012 - 9:03 pm)
My sister and I were going to the store and we'd left quickly because it was going to close soon. So when she got out of the car she suddenly gasped.
Me: What's wrong?
Sister: I have too different shoes on!
Yes, she had two different shoes on. One was even two sizes too big. :)
Another one:
My sister and I were in town and the girl on the other side of the street had hot pink hair.
Sister: That girl has pink hair!
Me: Mhm...
Sister: Do you think that's natural?!
(March 7, 2012 - 1:00 pm)
WOW! I always use Bing translator, so I didn't know you could do that! So my sisters and I messed with it, too. I tried some of those "Tonight" lyrics, and those WERE hilarious!
One of my best friends made fun of 'Set Fire to the Rain' and instead of 'Until you kissed my lips and saved me' she sings 'Until you slapped me in the face and saved me'. You should sooo try that one! It's so funny; I laughed a lot at it.
(March 7, 2012 - 6:52 pm)
@ Blackberry E.
XD
(March 10, 2012 - 12:46 pm)
"Why won't anyone land on my _____ (insert a word here, it can be anything really) properties."
This is from my cousin, when we played Monopoly and he had only Park Place and Boardwalk and was going broke.
(July 21, 2012 - 12:09 pm)
Jack (bro): It takes a strong man to wear Hello Kitty.
Spammy says mewc. No, sorry, you are not HK.
--L
(July 23, 2012 - 11:02 am)
I do agree.
Captcha says akeg. a keg.
(August 17, 2012 - 6:01 pm)
My friends and I were playing Ultimate Frisbee and whenever somebody on the opposite team would drop the Frisbee, this guy (Spencer) would shout "Rejected!" He did it so many times, it wasn't even funny anymore. So now his nickname is "Rejected." He also had a habit of playing his music on very loudly. Luckily, it wasn't bad music.
(July 23, 2012 - 4:26 pm)
That kind of reminds me of something. This happened in school, so it isn't really that recent, but oh wellsies.
So, whenever the principal or a secretary gets on and off the intercom, the loudspeakers make this little bing! and whatnot. We are sitting here in History, waiting for our teacher to quit yammering on about the breakup of the USSR and get to Chernobyl, which we're supposed to be learning about, and the intercom gives a little bing! Everybody shuts up immediately, but then apparently it was a false alarm, because it binged again. Then the guy sitting next to me goes, "DENIED!" and we all crack up.
I have another not-so-recent story about my History teacher. She's single, and really likes to tell everybody how she wishes she was a Disney princess and stuff. One day in late February she goes, "Who here has found love this Valentine's Day season?" Hands raise, because it's high school and that's what people do on VDay. And then she, a 5-foot-even, maybe 25-year-old teacher lady with BRIGHT PINK hair puts on this extremely disturbing voice (think every supervillain ever mashed into one homogenous mass) and says "ALL OF YOU. DETENTION."
The temperature in the room dropped at least ten degrees. It was funny. I've never had a boyfriend, or a crush, or somebody who I've hit on a little bit (MAJOR TOMBOY) so I got a kick out of it.
I's going bye-bye now.
SPAMMY SPEAKS!!! emxc. e equals m times c... YOU'RE ALMOST THERE, Spambert Spamstein~~~!
(July 23, 2012 - 6:54 pm)
(randomness influenced by Pandora) I LOVE the Star Wars theme!
I was having a sleepover at my friend's house, and after dinner her mom was telling my friend and me that we could watch a movie in the friend's loft. The friend's first grade sister asks why she can't watch a movie too, and some discussion ensues about how the friend and I are older. Then (this is the funny part) the friend's three year old sister says, "I'm not young, I'm just short."
(July 23, 2012 - 8:05 pm)
LOL!
Yesterday, I got a call from my best friend, but I thought it was my cousin. We talked, and at one moment she mentioned checking messages on Scratch. I was like: You have a Scratch account!?
She probably thought I got hit on the head or something. She went: "Yes, Katia. I do have a Scratch account." In the universal I'm-trying-to-be-patient voice ;)
(July 23, 2012 - 9:53 pm)
Melody said, "Everything's better with llamas!"
My little brother called me a sheep-devil; just thinking about it makes me crack up.
Gravity Falls' beavers said, "WE'RE STILL BEAVERS!!!!"
(July 23, 2012 - 9:44 pm)
The everything's better with llamas thing was a one-liner I wrote for this improv show I went to. They used it in the show as the grampa's last words.
(July 24, 2012 - 1:53 pm)
I was talking with my sister today:
Me: (in my best British accent, also very fast) Indubidably, my dear sister.
(July 29, 2012 - 11:53 am)
My brother: "What does South America's flag look like?"
Me: "South America's a continent, not a country."
My brother: "So we have people on our team from South America and North America?"
Me: "No, we're from the U.S., which is part of North America."
(July 29, 2012 - 2:40 pm)
My uncle says to my aunt: "No, dear, Michael Phelps is not on the woman's team. He is a man."
The Captcha just said antv, which is really close to the word aunt.
(July 30, 2012 - 12:19 am)