QUOTIES!!!!!!!!!!

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

QUOTIES!!!!!!!!!!

QUOTIES!!!!!!!!!!

On this thread, post random quotes that family and friends said TODAY! They can be dialogue.

I'll start...

(we started trigonometry today)

Me: Trig is scary...

Classmate: No, trig is only scary if you don't know what you're doing. Therefore, yes, trig is terrifying.  

submitted by Tiffany W.
(February 23, 2012 - 9:03 pm)

My little sister just said to our mom on the subject of my getting a Facebook: Mom, you said ______ could have a Facebook tomorrow yesterday but today is yesterday's tomorrow so can she have one now?

 

Ps: The blank is for my name since my non-Draceai identity is still a secret. :) 

submitted by Aleakim
(February 24, 2012 - 2:58 pm)

Haha. top

 

submitted by Tiffany W.
(February 24, 2012 - 8:21 pm)

Me: I wish I had a shirt that has the 7up logo on it.*

My brother: Yeah, I wish I had a shirt with the Bud Light logo on it.

 

* I have a shirt that says enjoy Hi-C 

submitted by SusyQ
(March 17, 2012 - 10:34 am)

Oh Yeah, me too. Magda is not my real name. It's a secret.

submitted by Magda S, age 12, The Universe
(February 16, 2013 - 4:18 pm)

Hm. Let me think...

..."Good luck.  You're gonna need  it."  To the debate team my partners and I went up against today. (Yes, I do  policy debate as part of my education.)  It was aggressive, I know, but I was freakishly nervous and needed a morale booster.  Especially since that team was made up of the freakishly smart kids whom everybody dreads. 

submitted by Mattie
(February 25, 2012 - 7:21 am)

Hmm. I guess the only good quote I can think of right now is "Are you going to write something for me?". That was what my Mom said to me before she left to play Mass... (She works playing piano at church.) Wink I am in her work office right now.

submitted by Holly, age 9, Ohio
(March 2, 2012 - 10:13 am)

I've got some.

"Cucumber water!" This was said by me to my friend in my obnoxious voice b/c she was so nervous before the spelling bee, and I was trying to cheer her up.

 

"Perry the Platypus, did you just say 'Gargalingadun'?" This is an inside joke between my brother and me because of an episode of Phineas and Ferb (a prize to whoever can name it!).

 

"You know what, ______, we should genetically engineer purple aquatic miniature elephants," said by me to my cucumber water friend after watching Journey 2: The Mysterious Island.

submitted by Melody , age 13, just being awesome
(February 25, 2012 - 1:44 pm)

CUCUMBER WATER!?! ROTFL x infinity! this is a quote in a movie...

I can NOT spell it at ALL but this is a guss:

"Uncunsedable!"

and:

"As you wish"

those are from the same movie, but I can't help quoting something from Cricket...

 

"Look at his back end,"

 
I am new to the Chatterbox. How does it work?

submitted by (fake) C. Holly, age 9, ohio
(March 2, 2012 - 10:09 am)

@Holly. Inconceivable. Just watched that movie last. Love it.

submitted by Claire H., age 10
(March 3, 2012 - 12:42 pm)

"..............." : me! I'm being quiet........

submitted by Holly S., age 9, Ohio
(March 2, 2012 - 10:17 am)

"DEMENTED GOAT!!!"  My two friends (they say it all the time)

"Wiowiowiowio" Me on the Night Hike yesterday when I was a little freaked out. (I don't care if I'm breaking my own rule, it just has to be recent, okay???) 

submitted by Tiffany W.
(March 2, 2012 - 8:59 pm)

My mom was reading one of her garden magazines and there was an article about this girl who sold her bunny`s poop as garden manure and we were wondering if we could sell my bunny`s poop as garden manure too. We were trying to think of my name; then my little sister came in the room and we explained what we were trying to do.

Mom: Well, garden gold is another name for manure.

Sister: Then how about.....Bunny Gold?!

Me: I was trying to think of something more creative......

Sister: Then how about......BUN-BUN GOLD?!

Mom and I: Well..........

Sister: BUN-BUN GOLD! BUN-BUN GOLD!

submitted by Zilpha, age 11
(March 3, 2012 - 9:08 am)

Sorry, I said this at my play YESTERDAY, but I wouldn't have had a chance to write last night and it's realllllly good, so...

 

I was in a play, and my whole role was basically just acting goofy on stage, so afterward, I told my mom and my friends... "It takes intelligence to be an idiot."

submitted by Melody, age 13, just being awesome
(March 3, 2012 - 6:01 pm)

My friend and I were talking about something Snape said and next to us was her little sister.

Me: That's not true. My sister doesn't know what ghosts or inferi even are.

Friend's little sister: What are inferi?

Friend (sarcastically): You don't know what inferi are?! They're like the basis of life!

Friend's little sister: Oh, yeah now I remember.

My friend and I: What are they then?

Friend's little sister: The basics of life.

submitted by Sally, age 12, California
(March 4, 2012 - 7:29 pm)

My sister and I were messing around on Google Translate, because if you type something in and hit the listen button, a robot voice will say whatever you typed.  I typed in the lyrics to "Tonight, Tonight" by Hot Chelle Rae, and it was really funny.  Anyway, my sister typed in, and the robot voice said to me, "You smell good, ______.  Sniff.  Sniff."

submitted by Melody, age 13, just being awesome
(March 5, 2012 - 4:08 pm)