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On this thread, post random quotes that family and friends said TODAY! They can be dialogue.
I'll start...
(we started trigonometry today)
Me: Trig is scary...
Classmate: No, trig is only scary if you don't know what you're doing. Therefore, yes, trig is terrifying.
submitted by Tiffany W.
(February 23, 2012 - 9:03 pm)
(February 23, 2012 - 9:03 pm)
Also, we took a standarized test a few weeks ago, and there was this question:
If all transports provide transportation, and if ships are transports, what conclusion can you make about ships?
There was also a question about Fluffo The Sheep and a graph of how many apples a class ate last week. (Made up of course....but so silly.)
(October 18, 2012 - 8:06 pm)
Today at lunch, friend "Jem Louise Margaret" shows us a folder filled with drawings of Hetalia boys.
Me: Oh, are those your anime boyfriends?
The Naughty Child: China, Italy, Japan, you have a lot.
Me: Japan's eyes look weird. Like he's dead.
The Naughty Child: He always looks like that.
Turtle: She has a whole book of pictures!
Me: (finds picture of girls) Oh, are these your favorite boyfriends?
Jem Louise Margaret: No, I like Italy!
Turtle: Ah ha! You admit it!
Me: (disgusting simpering voice) Oh, Italy, you're just so amazing. I just love anime guys who aren't afraid to surrender. It's so manly.
Later, we are talking about Ares, god of war.
Turtle: So he is a guy who ruthlessly kills for fun-
Red: Yeah!
Turtle: -and he roars all the time and can't read.
Red: So, essentially, a cross between me and Totoro?
The Leech: You need someone who can't read.
Red: I'm not quite sure that Totoro is literate...
Me: And if he is, there's always #4 (my archenemy).
Red: So Ares is a cross between me, Totoro, and #4. Okay.
(October 19, 2012 - 10:43 pm)
Yesterday I was bored and so I wrote this random monologue about the Malaysian peninsula and turkey vultures. When I'm not typing on my mom's iPhone, maybe I'll post it.
(October 20, 2012 - 7:20 pm)
On a classmate's binder . . .
MATH: The only place somebody can buy thirty watermelons and nobody wonders why.
Also, a week or so ago my friends and I were eating lunch under this big tree.
Friend: *looks up and sees spiderweb between two branches six feet apart*
Friend: That spider is a ninja.
(October 21, 2012 - 12:00 pm)
x3 I've heard that watermelon quote before and I love it.
Here's one that I take no credit for.
"The reader is looking at a porcelain teacup, finished and glazed. The writer is looking, at various times, at a lump of clay, a lopsided bowl that has to be squished down and reshaped, a mug-like cylinder that’s closer but still too tall, an unfinished cup that still needs to be fired and painted and glazed but that’s at least the right shape, and, eventually, the finished teacup…which may be a lovely and pleasing teacup, but which is nothing at all like the water pitcher the writer had in mind when she sat down with that lump of clay at the beginning of the process."
(October 21, 2012 - 7:03 pm)
(playing UNO)
Me: Red 5! Red 5!
Jack: Aaaaand a REVERSE!
Nick: NNNNNOOO!
Me: *lays down wildcard* *very seriously* TWO.
Nick: Ah, yes! Two! You look wonderful in that two jacket, Sir Jack!
Jack: Thank you, Sir Nick. I think this room would look great if we painted it two, don't you?
And so on and so forth.
(October 21, 2012 - 7:41 pm)
Mom: I am a hiccuping, bloging ape.
Dad: I am Ares the motorcyclist.
Sister: I AM recyling.
Me: I am diognosed to be dying because I was hungry.
(October 23, 2012 - 11:34 am)
Me: (in email to a friend) ...Sasha is dead!
(October 23, 2012 - 6:04 pm)
2 of my friends convinced Red to watch 3 episodes of Hetalia Axis Powers.
First episode: Red: What the?
Second episode: Red: What the heck?
Third episode: Red: What the ?
Red: Okay, I'm going to do homework now!
(October 24, 2012 - 6:04 pm)
I believe my friend "Maria"'s reaction to Hetalia was...
"Really? You're so immature." (Just like China, too.)
"Wendy":
"Geography will never be the same."
"Sam":
"Does this have a plot?" (To which the answer was, "Truthfully? No.")
I didn't know you liked Hetalia. Go you!
(October 24, 2012 - 9:24 pm)
Quintus, I think you've invaded Red's brain. He's turning into a Hetalia fan girl.
(October 24, 2012 - 9:57 pm)
It's because it is overcome with the AWESOME!
(October 25, 2012 - 2:10 pm)
To be honest, I don't really like it that much. I just am bored and I have the need to watch a anime. So it's more like this.
Yesterday: Me: I wonder what the heck Hetalia is about anyway (there are a couple of fangirls at lunch).
Sakura C.: I dunno. Watch the firast episode or two.
Me: (watches first three episodes) This is bad.
Sakura C.: It kind of is.
Me: But I can't help it. I have to watch it.
Sakura C.: No, Red! Don't go towards the light!
Me: I caaaan't heeeeelp iiiiit. Iiiit's sooooo beeeautiful. (watches 2 hours worth)
Me: Willpower! MUST! STOP! WATCHING!
Sakura C.: Seriously, Red, you have the willpower of a cabbage. That is to say, none at all. How long is Hetalia anyway?
Me: About 100 episodes.
Sakura C.: Shouldn't take you more than a week. Come back to sanity soon.
Today: Sakura C.: Again?
Me: It's caaaaaallllliiiing meeeeeee.
But I finished all my homework while watching it! I can actually write good essays while watching anime! That is talent!
Right about now one of the Admins is going to tell me off for watching so much. Something like: you shouldn't spend so much time on the computer, go play outside, and such. Look, I'll even leave a space for it at the bottom. But I usually get 2-3 hours worth of time on the computer for homeowrk anyway. Surprisingly, watching anime while working is actually very efficient. I'm distracted enough so I don't need to bug someone or mess around on the internet.
Admin Reprimanding Space:
Faber est quisque suae fortunae.
Admin
(October 25, 2012 - 7:39 pm)
"Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole."
-Dean Winchester. I was watching Supernatural today. Does that count?
(October 25, 2012 - 10:35 pm)
"Einstein": You are not part of my alternate universe. No one is in my alternate universe except a little bird.
Me: Yuthagou uthagalsuthago huthagave muthaganuthagy uthagaltuthagernuthagate puthagersuthagonuthagaluthagiuthaties. Uthagand yuthagou kuthagilled uthagoff thuthagat Guthagermuthagan uthagone.
"Einstein": Wuthagut?
Me: *repeats my above statement*
"Einstein": Just say it normally!
Me: I said you have many alternate personalities. And you killed off that German one.
"Einstein": Oh, that guy. He was weird.
(October 26, 2012 - 3:54 pm)